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    For those who remember me I have not been on here or anywhere since 3/15 . I was in a pretty radical motorcycle crash and consider myself lucky to be alive . Spent 11 days in the hospital and have a few broken parts - Left leg ( Tib/Fib polverized break - had to replace some bones to complete the puzzle and a lot of screws and metal ) right shoulder broke , a few left ribs broke , ankle left broke and my pelvis . I am in okay shape now as this was the first day I could slide my ass up the stairs and get on my computer . The bike is totalled and the guy who hit me ( 81 yrs old ) saw me but thought he could make the left hand turn OOPS ! Thats actually is his statement on the police report . I should be able to walk or at least put weight on my left foot in 5 or so weeks .
    A lot of therapy going on atm 3 times a week . But really I feel so much better then I did a few weeks ago and I was real lucky not to have had any blows to my head ( my helmet didnt have a scratch on it ) . Well thats enough for now I hope everyone is doing good and I am happy to be back with my friends here .

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    Welcome back. Sorry about you accident. I am a physical therapist assistent (PTA) as well as a dancer. I am sure you have been doing so much therapy, but it is so worth it. You might not remember me cause I don't start many threads or post tons, but the past few days I have been posting like crazy b/c I had/have a bad cold. Just curious, are you the type who can't wait to get back on the horse??
    Sounds like you are making a good recovery. SW is always a good place to come to when it is hard to get out of the house.
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    Welcome back! I'm so sorry to hear about your accident, but I'm glad you're going to be okay. Best of luck with your physical therapy and recovery.






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    Of course I knwo who you are! I'm so sorry to hear that you got into an accident. I hope you're getting back into your normal routine.







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    Holllyyyyy smokes, J. Sorry to hear what you're going through, but thankful that you're on the road to recovery, bro. Take care, and best of luck!
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    Wow You're all beat up. Thank God, you're still with us! Take it easy for a while...I wish you a speedy recovery
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    I knew you had been gone, but I thought it was just a hiatus. Man that is bloody awful. Glad you're alive and working to wellness.

    For the drivers out there: You don't rush bikes, the dudes riding don't have any protection if you hit them. I'm always on my wife's case to slow down or watch out for motorbikes. Hell in this crazy state you don't even have to wear a helmet if your an adult.
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    Thanks all it does feel good to be back . As for riding again I am not real sure about on the street ever again , but maybe a dirt bike away from people . I have never been hurt like this and I don't think I could handle the pain again . I will post a few pics when I get them ready .
    I still for the life of me cant figure out how I was thrown onto a hood and then went flying off the windshield 35-40 feet and didnt hit my head ?? F-ing lucky .

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    !!!!!!! OMG... my heart goes out to you and I am so glad you are alive!!! I hate when people say "you're lucky" when in reality MOST car/bike crashes could have easily been avoided... f*cking cagers not watching anything... 81 years old??? god that brings up a lot of separate issues...

    I am so sorry you had to go through this....

    Hope you're healing up well and the therapy is progressing- if there is anything we can say/do to comfort, please let us know- and I hope you get a good motorcycle accident attorney to sue the crap out of the car.

    sorry about the bike as well- but at least it was the machine and not you. bikes can be replaced, as much time and love as we put into them... people cannot be. best wishes for a fast recovery.

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    Oh my goodness! I am so glad to hear you are okay, but so sorry you had to go through all of that.

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    Wow, that is crazy! Glad to hear you are going to be okay. Take care of yourself and I hope you recover quickly.

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    Keep your chin up soldier really glad to hear you're doing so well already. Mental stimulation is a big help at this point. I go bat crazy sitting around healing by myself. Vitamins are often overlooked also. You probably don't have half your appetite from meds but remember your body needs nutrients. Feed it.

    Happy to hear it wasn't any worse. Heal up quick. You will be surprised by how resilient the human body really is.


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    Here are a few pics if you dont like stiches and gross crap like this don't look . The external deal was before the second operation it is all completed now on the inside . I am eating well now and exercising when I can ,everyday I get a little stronger .
    Last edited by CuriousJ; 07-16-2007 at 08:36 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ View Post
    For those who remember me I have not been on here or anywhere since 3/15 . I was in a pretty radical motorcycle crash and consider myself lucky to be alive . Spent 11 days in the hospital and have a few broken parts - Left leg ( Tib/Fib polverized break - had to replace some bones to complete the puzzle and a lot of screws and metal ) right shoulder broke , a few left ribs broke , ankle left broke and my pelvis . I am in okay shape now as this was the first day I could slide my ass up the stairs and get on my computer . The bike is totalled and the guy who hit me ( 81 yrs old ) saw me but thought he could make the left hand turn OOPS ! Thats actually is his statement on the police report . I should be able to walk or at least put weight on my left foot in 5 or so weeks .
    A lot of therapy going on atm 3 times a week . But really I feel so much better then I did a few weeks ago and I was real lucky not to have had any blows to my head ( my helmet didnt have a scratch on it ) . Well thats enough for now I hope everyone is doing good and I am happy to be back with my friends here .
    Bro you wrecked the bike?
    I'm glad yer kinda ok, i was wonderin where ya went ya crazy fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ View Post
    Here are a few pics if you dont like stiches and gross crap like this don't look . The external deal was before the second operation it is all completed now on the inside . I am eating well now and exercising when I can ,everyday I get a little stronger .
    Eh thats fixable...a lil duct tape, som eblack spraypaint the bike will be as good as new. lol
    I might be willin to buy the remains of the bike heh

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    Did you tell the old guy "You thrashed my chopper!" And then throw his dog off the bridge? If not, you should have!

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    Wow. Feel better CJ! Welcome back!

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    Wow. CJ, you're one lucky mutherf**ker. But you knew that. Hope you get a smoking hot physical therapist and return to full functioning in short order. Feel better!

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    lol Pooka


    Funny true story for you CJ

    A friend who races MX was laid up in the hospital in traction for 2 months which requires sponge baths. The hospital policy was to have very old women administer the baths, everyday at the same time.

    5 weeks into his stay, a super-hot young nurse brought in all the stuff for the sponge bath and told him half-giggling that she would be doing the honors that day. (understand that my bro is a very good-looking, well-known pro rider with a really funny personality especially with the ladies, he was a hit with the entire nursing staff) so here is this hot young nurse about to give him his sponge bath and much to his embarrassment he was hard as a rock before she even started. He tried to laugh it off and apologized saying that after 5 weeks in the same bed he was sorry he couldn't control it.

    She then says to him in a half-sexy tone "don't worry, I learned how to deal with this sort of thing in nursing school"

    ...now he is so hard that a cat couldn't scratch it.

    He told us that by this point he seriously thought that she had planned out the entire thing so that she could jump his bones.

    So she removed his gown and eyed him up and down, he was about to explode already. She picked up a plastic spoon from her tray, bent it back with the one finger and snapped it right on the head of his johnson. Hard.

    He went limp and didn't get it up again for 3 days.

    She finished the bath like a professional and left him with his blue balls and red head to ponder what the fuck just happened.
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    Holy shit!
    Welcome back and keep getting better and better! (-:

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    Quote Originally Posted by X Evan X View Post
    lol Pooka


    Funny true story for you CJ

    A friend who races MX was laid up in the hospital in traction for 2 months which requires sponge baths. The hospital policy was to have very old women administer the baths, everyday at the same time.

    5 weeks into his stay, a super-hot young nurse brought in all the stuff for the sponge bath and told him half-giggling that she would be doing the honors that day. (understand that my bro is a very good-looking, well-known pro rider with a really funny personality especially with the ladies, he was a hit with the entire nursing staff) so here is this hot young nurse about to give him his sponge bath and much to his embarrassment he was hard as a rock before she even started. He tried to laugh it off and apologized saying that after 5 weeks in the same bed he was sorry he couldn't control it.

    She then says to him in a half-sexy tone "don't worry, I learned how to deal with this sort of thing in nursing school"

    ...now he is so hard that a cat couldn't scratch it.

    He told us that by this point he seriously thought that she had planned out the entire thing so that she could jump his bones.

    So she removed his gown and eyed him up and down, he was about to explode already. She picked up a plastic spoon from her tray, bent it back with the one finger and snapped it right on the head of his johnson. Hard.

    He went limp and didn't get it up again for 3 days.

    She finished the bath like a professional and left him with his blue balls and red head to ponder what the fuck just happened.
    -E
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    oy, I'm glad you're ok! Good luck with your therapy, it'll pay off.


    btw, that story is fucking pricemess. I'm now gonna carry a spork in my garter, just in case!

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    Wow, glad you are ok. Speedy recovery, seems you are on your way.

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    I really dig the support everyone thanks . Today I got to crawl up the stairs again ( under supervision - my Mom ) . Tomorrow we take off to Vegas for a few days because my wife has some seminars up there - so I told her get a room with the bars and crap and I'm going - plus I have a Doctors appt up there Thursday . We are staying at the Hilton so it will be decent .
    Not many useable parts on the bike Blade you wouldnt believe how tweeked it came out .
    I am feeling really good emotionally now thanks to family and you guys .

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    I like your story Pooka LOL .

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