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    Default I've been randomly caked!

    I just got home and there was a cake on my back porch, which is the door we use most often. It was just sitting there, an assortment of cake slices in a bakery box. I called around, and it's not from anyone we know, or my neighbors. Hrmm. To eat the mystery cake, or not?

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    Don't eat the mystery cake!

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    I wouldn't eat the mystery cake, but I'm paranoid like that.

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    my vote is for not eating it.

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    Default Re: I've been randomly caked!

    Post a pic, does it look tampered or good?
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    Default Re: I've been randomly caked!

    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    Post a pic, does it look tampered or good?
    The digital camera is currently without bateries, but the box appears to be intact. I'll not be eating it... I'm more just wondering why and by whom I was randomly given cake.

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    Lol - dont eat it incase its a trick cake full of laxitives or somthing. Or maybe it was dropped off at the wrong house. Or maybe it a early or late gift or someone thought you looked hungry or in need of a surprise. or maybe you have freaky neighbours!

    Ooh, its exciting - if no one else claims it in the next day or so you should smash it open to see if theres anything inside!

    What sort of cake is it, what does it look like, tell me, tell me tell me! >Jumps up and down<

    Ha, maybe you should put a neighbourhood sign up "Found CAKE". Wah, I want to be randomly caked too!

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    ^^I like the 'Found cake' sign idea!

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    Isn't this the opening scene in some yet-to-be-made teen horror flick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    Isn't this the opening scene in some yet-to-be-made teen horror flick?
    The one where the stripper gets randomly caked, forgets to lock the door in her surprise, and later is killed in the shower?

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    um, I know it's not the smartest thing, but if I found a cake at my door, I'd eat it.

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    ^^^ I wouldnt, its the perfect excuse for having a cake fight IMO, just like in the circus! :-D

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    And by the way - dont google "things you can do with a cake" and click "Im feeling lucky" I just got a whole bunch of security warnings with the page that came up, lol!

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    Don't Eat It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    That cake equals an ab erasing 1/2 in of blubber that will circumnavigate your torso parallel to your belly button. The cake will make it appear as though you were starting your second trimester. Now is it unappealing?

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    hahahaha omg that is too funny, I vote the "found cake" or having a cake fight!!
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    Was there a bakery name on the box?

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    I wouldn't eat it. Leave a note by your door saying "who ever dropped this cake off please let me know, kthxbye" lol.

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    I'd fucking eat the hell out of some free cake!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    I'd fucking eat the hell out of some free cake!
    Dah ha ha. Me too. I'm not nearly suspicious enough to pass up free cake. Or large red vans with "free candy" scrawled on the side.

    Heh heh.

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    hmm... the scene from van wilder with the dog jiz buns comes to mind.

    don't... eat... the cake!

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    Um if its not from anyone you know and you werent expecting a gift from anyone then no...dont eat the cake. It could be laced with some tasteless odorless poison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    Um if its not from anyone you know and you werent expecting a gift from anyone then no...dont eat the cake. It could be laced with some tasteless odorless poison.
    something like... iocaine(sp?) powder?!?! (hoping that was a princess bride ref.)
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    ^^ Yeup yeup.. see someone thinks weird like me.
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    Bring it to the club with you and give it to your "favorite" dancers.

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