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    Once their was a little old man customer who told me that god could speak through his hands and answer any question he asked me.... he made a circle with his thumb and index finger and if they stayed connected the answer was yes and if they separated the answer was no!! He also said he could cure cancer with the same fingers....OMG he was totally serious the whole time... I humored him for a bit and then lost him in the crowd never to see him again...

    Then recently a customer of my best friend told her he thinks she is the soul of his dead wife because she started working at the club the same month his wife fell ill amongst other things and stares at the wall when he’s in so he won’t look at any one but her.....

    I find this all so hilarious please share all your weird, bizarre customer stories!!! It’s all too funny
    "Here’s to the woman in the high heeled shoes. She smokes the men’s cigarettes and drinks all their booze! When she kisses, she kisses so sweet, she makes things stand that have no feet! She has lost her cherry but that’s no sin cause’ she still has the box the cherry came in!"

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    What the old man was doing is known as finger dowsing. I dowse but with a pendulum, some people use rods or small branches. The god claims are a bit out there though, lol!

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    Was he having you pull on his fingers? That's muscle testing. It works, but nothing to do with any gods.



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    No No he would ask me a question and then wait for his fingers to move or not to move.... I wasn't moving them...or for that fact neither was he, God was hehehe
    "Here’s to the woman in the high heeled shoes. She smokes the men’s cigarettes and drinks all their booze! When she kisses, she kisses so sweet, she makes things stand that have no feet! She has lost her cherry but that’s no sin cause’ she still has the box the cherry came in!"

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