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    I've been looking for an apartment and I -kept- getting rejected! No fricken joke... the market is busting at the seams right now and a lot of people are living out of hotels.

    Me?

    I just got a motor home.

    My partner's mum's church friends (woo) got sick and lent us the motor home until we can secure a place (newly engaged couple making 100k together both working full time with a savings and good credit...wtf is there to reject?!) for ourselves...

    ...so for the next few weeks I'm TRAILER TRASH (and bonus points, am living in the caravan in my in-laws BACK YARD!) until I can find a place.

    I need a silver tracksuit.


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    at least you are able to laugh at yourself. that's funny.. and it's soooo annoying when you dont get approved for reasons unknown.. have you had a recent credit report so you can see what's actually on there?

    Love it!

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    That's hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    at least you are able to laugh at yourself. that's funny.. and it's soooo annoying when you dont get approved for reasons unknown.. have you had a recent credit report so you can see what's actually on there?
    Oh it wasn't my credit.. it was 'the fact I had birds' for one, 'better applicants' (there were over 30) for another.. and the funniest... 'only married people should live together' religious types for another.

    It's still funny.

    The trailer isn't too shabby, really... a bit old.. but kinda nice.


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    If you ostensibly make 100K a year and 1) had to apply for and 2) got rejected for a boob loan, it's not too surprising that you'd have some difficulty with landlords.

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    oooh you should totally compile a good list of why you were turned down. really that's funny. "only married ppl shoudl live together..." ha!

    and susan makes a good point..

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    If you ostensibly make 100K a year and 1) had to apply for and 2) got rejected for a boob loan, it's not too surprising that you'd have some difficulty with landlords.
    No.

    In Australia you don't need to prove income with a tax return to get an apartment, you need to have bank statements. Our bank statements back us up.

    In Australia you DO need to prove income with ONLY a tax statement to get a loan, not bank statements. I haven't done my taxes because I'm LEGALLY not allowed to until July 1st at the EARLIEST because I'm an independant contractor.

    To lessors, I make enough and have a provable income.

    To banks, I could get my money anywhere... including illegally, which is the only reason I'm denied.


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    i dont get it.

    i can get an apartment without even proving income, and applying *only* under my partners name- and he only earnt a few hundy a week clear.

    why on earth do you have such difficulty?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz View Post
    i dont get it.

    i can get an apartment without even proving income, and applying *only* under my partners name- and he only earnt a few hundy a week clear.

    why on earth do you have such difficulty?!
    The market, purely. There are 30-40 apps going in on most places I apply to. Most people applying with me mentioned they lived in hotels or were homeless (but had money) and just could NOT get a place.

    I'm not being rejected because there is something wrong with me...

    I'm getting rejected because out of 50 people, there's gonna be a few that look better on paper than I do.


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    try applying in other areas? or offer more money each week in rent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz View Post
    try applying in other areas? or offer more money each week in rent?
    1. Would love to. Michael can't drive and we need to be within bussing distance of Coorparoo. Yes, we've fought over this... muchly.

    2. Tried that. Someone else offered more. Another person got OFFENDED I did it.


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    i dont get it tho.

    your partner should have enough credit to rent his own place?! hell, if we could rent somewhere here after being her for only a week and a half, and having *NO* income records at all....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz View Post
    i dont get it tho.

    your partner should have enough credit to rent his own place?! hell, if we could rent somewhere here after being her for only a week and a half, and having *NO* income records at all....
    It's not credit it's not money... it's the fact there's more people than apartments AND houses (yes, I went there too) in the market right now.

    The Brisbane area is growing and there's not enough labourers to build enough housing.


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    shit. i dunno

    what about flatting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz View Post
    shit. i dunno

    what about flatting?
    Ugh. I might end up doing that.


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    damn girl... between this and the boob job bust you are not having the best of luck right now... i am sending good karmic luck vibes your way... i certainly hope things get better soon- or that you get that silver tracksuit at least. with the adidas to match. at least it's not a hotel... and at least you have a sense of humor.

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    heh, i totally misread that and thought she said squatting. im like, well.. trailer is def a step above that LM!

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    heh, i totally misread that and thought she said squatting. im like, well.. trailer is def a step above that LM!
    hhahaaaaaa .... oh yeah... for us non-aussies... what's flatting? renting a room in a house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    damn girl... between this and the boob job bust you are not having the best of luck right now... i am sending good karmic luck vibes your way... i certainly hope things get better soon- or that you get that silver tracksuit at least. with the adidas to match. at least it's not a hotel... and at least you have a sense of humor.
    Slightly OT:

    Actually I found a lender that lends to working girls with no tax returns (just a bank statement and letter from agent) so I will be getting those boobs after all. My duo partner went with them when she didn't (oops?) file her taxes one year and had no invoice. So yay!!


    Naw, I don't need adidas to match my tracksuit... I need matching EYESHADOW! And hoop earrings.

    At least my in-laws are super cool and they love me, or this would be so hard. <3


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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    hhahaaaaaa .... oh yeah... for us non-aussies... what's flatting? renting a room in a house?
    Yeah, shared housing. Cheaper.. but I hate not having my own space.


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    NOW you live in Queensland!!

    Seriously... buy a house, and buy one wherever the hell you want. Michael's a big boy, it's time to learn to drive. Or he can stay a little boy and move back in with Mum if he wants, but it's your money and you should buy yourself a house. As a non-citizen you can't buy just any house, but there are some you could.

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    I can't exactly buy a house at this time... but there's a 10 acre lot of land inbetween Brisbane and Gatton I'm looking at getting at the end of the year for $30k. I bet within ten years the value will have risen tremendously. I can build on it later if I wish, too... what do you think?

    I'm gonna rent again... my friend has a three bedroom house they'll rent for $300 in the nice area of Carindale.. but that's in six months (they want to get their $17k first-homeowners rebate) so I'll rent for 6 months somewhere and get that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    "only married ppl shoudl live together..." ha!
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    I tried that. It doesn't work.

    It's much better to live with someone you're not married to.
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    Just don't marry Kevin Federline or shave your head and you should be okay ..

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    Okay. If there are more people than available places..................I would love to know why, after officially breaking lease (signing the papers), I kept paying rent on a place for three weeks!!!!!!!!

    (Don't get me started on that fuck up! )

    I got sick n tired of paying rent on a place I never moved within that I just stopped the week before I went to Darwin (I cancelled the direct debit). It probably has fucked me trying to rent thru an agent ever again yet I don't plan to move out of the unit I am now privately renting (payments direct to the landlady) for awhile.

    I will just try to save my dollars and buy my own unit.

    You may have to not mention the birds when apply-ing for a place just so you can find somewhere other than a trailer/caravan to live within (tho' some caravans I've seen these days are better than some apartments).

    It might be a consideration you have to take into account and if someone complains about the birds say you are "pet sitting" or at least have them someplace they can't be heard/seen when someone from the real estate agent inspects the place.

    As much as my place isn't posh or lovely or fantastic etc... its $225 for a two bedroom unit that is of a decent size in Surfers Paradise with a DLUG... I seriously when I was looking couldn't find anything anywhere with the same rent!!

    Have you tried looking for private rentals? You'll find them thru the newspaper.

    EDIT TO ADD: I went to the L J Hooker website.
    http://www.ljhooker.com.au/property_...&category=rent

    You have to be fucking kidding me?!? It's still listed as available?! I've stopped paying rent.. weeks ago now.. you'd think they would hurry the fuck up and rent it! They don't even have "Urgent! Need tenant ASAP. Current tenant breaking lease" or anything in its description. I'm so glad I stopped the payments..
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