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    Hahaha, I just read a story that happened to my friend.

    Tim Curry came into her store, where she sells great-smelling high-end botanicals, sprays, bath stuff etc...

    So Tim Curry picks up a spray bottle and what she MEANT to say was,

    "Ah, that... that is one of our finest scents. It was made by nuns! Once you spray it, bees even come into the shop looking for the source of the lovely scent."

    What she really said was:

    "That'll give you, uh, bees."

    Ahahhaaha... she has been hiding her head for a few days now REPEATING, "That'll give you BEES?!"

    What embarrassing things have you said to people when you meant something entirely different? BONUS point s for famous people!!


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    back when I worked at GNC in Huntington Beach and decided to flirt with a SHORT but CUTE as HELL customer who had his adorable little boy with him...

    "So, what do you do around here?"

    "I'm the drummer for Korn."

    ...*dumbstruck* "No you're not. You are NOT David Silveria."

    (turns to his son) "Isn't Daddy the drummer for Korn?" (son nods, as if DUH this lady is really stupid, shouldn't you know how famous my dad is??)

    "Oh... (realizing I wasn't expecting him to be quite so... short... mind you I have been in love with this man since 9th grade and here my dreams were busted 2 feet from my face) ... I'm sorry I didn't recognize you! ... umm, can I help you?"

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    Working at Cheetah the sound booth is up in the ceiling closed off from the club, very very quiet. Extremely busy night a guy appears behind me while I'm answering the radio and calling out 20-girl sets every three songs. Right out the gate he says hey I'm with Stone Temple Pilots. Of course that means he is a roadie or a sound guy from my experience. Band members never throw their titles around unless they are the dorks from Crazytown in 1998.

    So I completely ignore the guy for a sec while I'm taking care of responsibilities until I can turn away from the mic long enough to start digging through cd's I ask him what he does. Honestly thinking it would be calling him out a little since he opened with the "I'm with the band" line.

    He answered to my back, "I sing".


    That was one of my dumbest moments over the years, and I've had a few


    I was and still am a huge STP fan so it was twice as bad...
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    I had a crush on this kid Jeremy in elementary school. I recall one day I wore a snazzy hat, and he asked to see it, and I was so flustered and elated he was speaking to me, I handed it over and said... Don't eat it! *chessygrin* Gaaawd what a fumble lol

    And my bf told me a story about a previous gf of his- she also had a crush on someone in jr high or so, and as ill luck would have it she had a lil cold when she finally mustered the courage to talk to him... blew a huge gnarly snot-bubble mid-flirt, ewww lol

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    Maynard from Tool (& A Perfect Circle) came into my old club. I was cool about it and wasn't even going to go bother him since there were a ton of girls around, but my friend kept pushing me to so I went by and said hello and to tell him that Aenima is one of my favorite CDs to listen to in the bathtub.
    He was wearing one of those weird wristband thingys that they sell at Hot Topic and it said on it "I Laugh At My Own Jokes" and he held it up for me to read. I have no idea why, but the only thing that came to mind was, "Do you laugh at your own farts too?".
    He smiled and admitted that sometimes he did.
    It was funny at the time but I wondered why I couldn't think of anything cooler to say.

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    ^^^ i just seriously burst out laughing. that's hilarious...

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    I ordered a quiche and pronounced it "quickie" so basically i said to the waiter "can i please have the quickie"

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    LMAO @ AH!

    And Jaizine, my partners done that to a male waiter once... LMAO!
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    Lilith, curses to you for making me burst into laughter and wake my sleeping friend!

    That'll give you bees!

    That's hilarious.

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    this just happend to me i was standing infront of the hot dog vendor at the club and this lady comes up to him and asks what the best way to eat one of his hot dogs me not relizing she ment condiments I look at her and go i prefer the tradional method open mouth and put it in. I felt like an ass after that escaped my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mild2wild View Post
    LMAO @ AH!

    And Jaizine, my partners done that to a male waiter once... LMAO!
    hehe. it was at gold class cinemas with my friend who is a manager at village and to this day he wont let me live that one down. i had never seen quiche written down before.

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    No celebrities involved that I know of, though we did occasionally have them stop in the store, so technically it might have been witnessed by someone famous.

    Working at a Boston coffee shop in college, the usual kind where drinks are called out when they're ready (no, not that one, this was before THEY came to the East Coast). We're absolutely slammed on a Saturday afternoon, have to shout to be heard. I'm flying through orders at the barista station.

    Through some short circuit in my addled head I mix 'Large Cap' and 'Large Cocoa' up. Setting the drink down at the pickup station, I bellow 'LARGE COCK!'
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    I was working on a show with before I knew who he was, and I thought he was gorgeous, smart, friendly, and just generally dreamy. One night after work, I came home and my roommates were watching Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, and I walked in to see Kal standing naked on the TV. The next morning at work, when he arrived on set, I said, "Hey, I saw your butt last night. What do you like in your eggs?"


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    I was working for an events company a few summers ago, and Dennis quiad had his annual golf tornament pre party- only I was talking with this some friends while we were setting up and I said "but who in the hell is dennis quaid"... turns out he was right behind me, and kinda pissed that someone had no clue who he was.

    The same night, I met Brian something the "white lighter" guy from charmed, and, he was the sweetest guy ever. I had to stand and open the doors for people, and he came and brought me a bottled water, and I of course didn't recognize him in person (wore hair different, turns out he kinda shortish) so I asked what his name was. He told me, and asked if I would like to take a pic with him, and I didn't have a camera, but his friend said he'd take one with his cell and e-mail it to me. For some reason I asked if I could take it with me pinching his nipples, he was totally cool about it and let me, his friend emaild with the title "Brians nipps." I printed that pic out and hung it in like 3 different places in my house.
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    Okay, I don't think this is that bad:

    We were watching a movie and a main characters name was Grahm.

    Me: "I could never date a guy named Grahm!"
    Him: "Why not?"
    Me: "Because I'd be hungry all of the time!"
    Him: *blank stare*
    Me: "Umm... Grahm crackers... I like them..."
    Him: *pats me on the knee* "You should probably think before you talk"

    Or, there was that time I was talking to my manager a few years ago (interview at a club) and I was trying to say condo's for some reason, but I said condoms instead... Omg, that was SO embarrassing!!
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    where to begin....??

    i went up to paris hilton,stared at her from about 2 meters away, and said really loudly "thats *not* paris!!" she looked at me like i was retarded and smiled...and nodded. uhhh yes it is shame!

    i went up to the group called blondie..." are you guys blondie groupies or something?" "um, no, we *are* blondie" they were the band members...not actual deborah harry lol

    oh, and a custy was cracking jokes one night, and i laughed and said "omfg, you are *such* a Raybon Khan wannabe!!" (a world famous in nz comedian) he laughed an ignored my comment... after he left one of the girls asked "if raybon took me for a show' hahaha i almost died!!

    the time i spent 5 hours outside a hotel waiting for limp bizcut to come down...had no idea who they were, and actually ASKED fred durst who the Fuck he was!! lmfao.

    oops. one more.... the time i almost went up to good charlotte and told them "you guys need to wear more pink" thankfully i got told who they were at the last minute!

    i am an ABSOLUTE LOSER when it comes to famous people!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Or, there was that time I was talking to my manager a few years ago (interview at a club) and I was trying to say condo's for some reason, but I said condoms instead... Omg, that was SO embarrassing!!

    LMAO! So, did you get hired?

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    definitly a moment to remeber to tell grandchildren




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    Quote Originally Posted by X Evan X View Post
    Working at Cheetah the sound booth is up in the ceiling closed off from the club, very very quiet. Extremely busy night a guy appears behind me while I'm answering the radio and calling out 20-girl sets every three songs. Right out the gate he says hey I'm with Stone Temple Pilots. Of course that means he is a roadie or a sound guy from my experience. Band members never throw their titles around unless they are the dorks from Crazytown in 1998.

    So I completely ignore the guy for a sec while I'm taking care of responsibilities until I can turn away from the mic long enough to start digging through cd's I ask him what he does. Honestly thinking it would be calling him out a little since he opened with the "I'm with the band" line.

    He answered to my back, "I sing".


    That was one of my dumbest moments over the years, and I've had a few


    I was and still am a huge STP fan so it was twice as bad...
    -E


    ** in my semi-defense he was fresh out of rehab with alot of weight on his bones, he was much taller than I ever expected, and he had just recently changed his hair back to black from that trademark purple...
    omg, I just had an orgasm. I would seriously die. I love stp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fucking fair.

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    I worked at one of the high end hotels in our area, and the band "Live" came through town, While there one of the roadies asked for a ride to the local burger king, it was late, so instead of calling a cab, since we bs'd about comics and shit, I just offered to take him.

    While walking out to my car:

    "So you a roadie, a pyro guy or what?"
    "No...I'm actually in the band. I'm the lead singer."

    *silence*

    "Oh. *sweat but in my own way I'm determined to roll with the punches so I punched him in the arm* THAT'S for 'Lightning Crashes'"
    "Hah, lemme check my bank account...oh Wow, how horrible of me"

    We laughed a lot, and he signed a whole bunch of shit for me to give to friends, and even had me sign some of my artwork he looked at earlier to keep BEFORE I knew who he was. It was cool to get to know him before his music. Gave me a free cd too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLioness View Post
    LMAO! So, did you get hired?
    Heh, yea... when he was done laughing at me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    omg, I just had an orgasm. I would seriously die. I love stp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fucking fair.
    How about an awesome 2nd... he was absolutely cool as the other side of the pillow. He stayed in the booth for nearly 15 minutes looking through cd's trying to find music "that the girls would like to dance to the most". The whole time talking about which songs (and why) the girls might like or dislike dancing to them. He was very random in his thought process and sorta spoke to himself out loud so it was like getting a sneak peak at how his mind works. It was great and I would gladly stick my foot in my mouth again to experience it one more time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    While BS'ing with Dave Mustaine in Ybor City, I mistakingly referred to Megadeth as Metallica.
    Oh snap!! I like Megadeth so much more than Metallica but that is seriously funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by X Evan X View Post
    How about an awesome 2nd... he was absolutely cool as the other side of the pillow. He stayed in the booth for nearly 15 minutes looking through cd's trying to find music "that the girls would like to dance to the most". The whole time talking about which songs (and why) the girls might like or dislike dancing to them. He was very random in his thought process and sorta spoke to himself out loud so it was like getting a sneak peak at how his mind works. It was great and I would gladly stick my foot in my mouth again to experience it one more time.

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    If you ever see him again, send him to cheetah sarasota! lol.
    When I dance to stp, I make so much more then when I dance to anything else. it's wierd. My 3 largest stage tips ever were all durring stp songs.

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    Vince Carter came into a club i was working at about a year and a half ago. After all the girls kinda cleared out from him i got a lapdance, after it was over he started asking me about a girl across the room who he thought was "a little out there" earlier she told me she wanted to fuck him so i go "oh thats because she wants to FART you!!" i meant to say FUCK...where did i get fart from ...everyone was laughing so i just laughed with them but still..

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    I once was in the champagne room with a guy during one of the races. The guy I was in there with asked me if I like watching the race and I was like, "No, I never saw any point in it, it's just a bunch of cars going in circles around the race track". He then told me he was in town for the race, he was, according to him, a well known race car driver. Oh well. Hick.

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