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    I have an annoying old lady neighbor...for the last 3 years she has been up my ass about EVERYTHING.*as im getting the mail* "oh marina you changed ur hair..it looks horrible quite frankly..but oh u young girls like to change things! smile/walk away"

    "oh marina, u went grocery shopping? i bet you didnt get anything healthy..for a young girl..you have some meat on ur bones smile/walk away"

    lately she has been complaning that i pay guys to come do my yard because they happen to be mexican."they come to late in the day" (they come before 11 am
    ) she says i am giving money to drug lords?! lol... what...i get so mad and tell her to stay OUT of MY business..because seriously she gets SO ANNOYING.

    She sends people from her church to my door all the time also. because i need "spirtual cleaning". Anyway...she goes on and on about this stupid rabbit statue thing in her yard..she loves it and talks to it sometimes..so me and my friend went lawn shopping in her yard tonight and stole it lol. i am seriously not gonna give it back until she leaves me alone..lol i know this is mean but i cant help but smile right now...

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    ^^Ya should have replaced it with a naughty garden gnome!
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    LOL! You poor girl! I agree, replace her garden trophies with some real naughty bits. Once as a joke, I stuck a HUGE dildo penis in my garden. My neighbours(who are old) thought it was hilarious! You "neighbour" would freak!

    Other things to do:

    Hang a pair of granny panties on her mail box.
    Litter her driveway & porch with open condom packets
    Drape a condom over her door knob
    Leave one of those huge granny bras and old man boxers on the front yard.


    Walk past her as she is reeling in the sight and coily say"Looks like you've been busy!"

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    ^ HAHA those things would be perfect...

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    Aww, I feel a bit sorry for the old bag. I like the garden gnome idea!

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    LOL! Too funny, I hate when people can't mind their own business.

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    if she commented on my wieght, etc, id be a mean bitch right back.
    "o! it looks like you're getting a bit heftier yourself, and are those more wrinkles that i see across your forehead?o well, you old hags just dont know how to look beautiful or keep yourself in shape anymore-always too busy snooping into other peoples business, i guess..." smile, and walk away!

    or something to teh effect of:
    "o! i'm so glad to see you! i just read this article in "insert random mag/med journal/etc here" that not minding your own business can cause serious health problems. I know you're getting on in years, what are you now? 65? (make sure it's around 10 years older than she really looks), and i know old weomen have more health risks, so you might want to look into minding your own business."

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    I so thought this thread was about something else.

    Suggestion.

    Bake her Chock Chip Cookies. Give her a nice card thanking her for (this is important) List EVERYTHING SHE HAS STUCK HER ANNOYING NOSE IN delicately.)

    If she eats the cookies. You win.


    Why?






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    Yekhefah
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    Um... she sounds like the kind of bitch who would report theft to the police. Maybe you should put it back and actually tell her off to her face.

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