I've recently started learning some good jokes to tell custys, little onelines, either making fun of them or myself. I really like it, but I want some new ones! I really think that telling jokes just helps them losen up and spend! (I espically want jokes about sc, sex, blondes, and stuff like that) So I thought we could all share our jokesI personally like a lot of self depricating stuff, b/c I think it makes me more down to earth to the guys.
1. Why does a woman need a man? Because a viberator can't mow the lawn!
2. What's the difference between a blonde and a man? A blonde has a higher sperm count!
3. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever!
4. What do a Rubix Cube and a cock have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get!
5. Why do men pay more for car insurance? Women don' get blow jobd while drving!


I personally like a lot of self depricating stuff, b/c I think it makes me more down to earth to the guys.
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I believe you Dottie and you have my support 
What does a blonde do after sex? Closes the car door.
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