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    Okay, I have some weird people running around this town. Here's some examples:

    If you see her from the back in her baby doll dress and long flowing hair, she looks like a carefree, slim, young girl. But when she turns around...*cue Psycho music**

    She looks like an 100 year old hag!!! We call her "old lady with little girl body".


    There's others that I'll mention, but I wanted to know. Does anyone else have some "unique" people in their town?

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    there's heaps of them who hang out at my local mall

    there's one dude who always wears black emo super tight jeans, a black t-shirt, a top hat thing, and has real frizzy hair, who walks up & down the mall with his ipod headphones in his ears, and he walks real fast and kinda stomps his feet as he does it, and the whole time he makes loud rock music noises like "DANANNAANNAAANANDANANA". very strange.

    there's another lady, looks about 40ish and is very very frail and hunchbacked and withered looking, she hangs out in the food court and just moves from table to table, sitting down, rearranging the chairs, then sitting at another one. she does it for hours on end.

    ohhhh! and there's johnny! he's like world famous... he's this old aboriginal man who hangs out either in the mall or on the street that my club is on, and he wears this skimpy little leotard, and he has a hula hoop! omg he's awesome. he just stands there for hours, hula hooping in this little leotard, even when it's cold out. people have made websites about him. i will see if i can find one!

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    bwahaha, here's johnny. oh he's so great.

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    ^^^Hula hooping in a leotard???? Oh that's a picture I don't want in my head, lol!

    Makes me think of Daisy Duke Boy here. Just prancing along in the shortest of shorts...even I wouldn't wear them. Cut so short the pockets hang out the bottom. Yuk!!! But still funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post

    bwahaha, here's johnny. oh he's so great.
    OMFG, the Where Is Johnny Now tracker is hysterical!!

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    in my hometown we have an individual known as "Crazy Mike" he drives around on a scooter in the summer and a gigantic 70s car in the winter. he wears 80s shorts that he routinely STEALS from goodwill, or if its cold he'll wear skin tight jeans (also stolen from goodwill)! he ALWAYS has these radio headphones on, and gigantic aviator sunglasses that he wears over his regular eyeglasses. his hair is shoulder length and really frizzy.
    he is notorious for power walking into a business, restuarants, bars, etc, walking around and then power walking right back out. he also claims to be the "sex symbol superstar" and is known for saying such things as "sex before pictures" when asked for a photo with him or asking women for their underwear out of the blue.
    he's a creep, and i try to avoid him as much as possible whenever i'm visiting home.

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    and is known for saying such things as "sex before pictures" when asked for a photo with him or asking women for their underwear out of the blue.

    whoa..hahaha

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    for years there was a homeless man hanging around hollywood with a giant fern growing out of his head. very sideshow bob-esque.

    i kind of liked seeing him all those years, but i haven't seen him lately. unless he cut the fern, in which case i wouldn't recognize him at all...

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgiapeach View Post
    very sideshow bob-esque....
    sideshow bob scares the bejeesus out of me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    sideshow bob scares the bejeesus out of me!
    hehehe....nah, this guy was cool. i mean, i never talked to him or anything. but he will always hold a special place in my heart as a fond childhood memory (which i why i've been seriously considering a bit of therapy...haha)

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    Typically.....I'm the guy in question....

    Hard to look down at the bottom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by georgiapeach View Post
    ...he will always hold a special place in my heart as a fond childhood memory (which i why i've been seriously considering a bit of therapy...haha)
    haha that's hilarious!

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    Omg too many !

    This one man who goes to this cafe everyday & talks about banana muffins & how they are full of potassium. He's very nice though & harmless.

    This other lady who is about 50/60 yrs old & wears bra/belly tops & the skimpiest ripped up shorts you will ever see.. She tries to look young, but it's gross.

    A few creepy ass ppl at my school.. eh.. Too many to write down LoL!

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    Hahahaha - I heard about Johnny on the radio years ago - he has a website dedicated to him!

    Umm, I think I am one of those town wierdos I get alot of people coming up to me telling me that I am a "local ledgend" lol - no shit. They come up and shake my hand and tell me how they've seen me walking or cycling around for the last 20 years - its all really nice stuff though so Im not wierd in a bad way. On Australia day I had all these people who were in their early 20s come up and tell me about how they remembered me from when they were little kids and quite often if I go to a pub or bar somewhere people will come up and by me drinks because of it. Its nice to be a wierdo!


    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    there's heaps of them who hang out at my local mall

    there's one dude who always wears black emo super tight jeans, a black t-shirt, a top hat thing, and has real frizzy hair, who walks up & down the mall with his ipod headphones in his ears, and he walks real fast and kinda stomps his feet as he does it, and the whole time he makes loud rock music noises like "DANANNAANNAAANANDANANA". very strange.

    there's another lady, looks about 40ish and is very very frail and hunchbacked and withered looking, she hangs out in the food court and just moves from table to table, sitting down, rearranging the chairs, then sitting at another one. she does it for hours on end.

    ohhhh! and there's johnny! he's like world famous... he's this old aboriginal man who hangs out either in the mall or on the street that my club is on, and he wears this skimpy little leotard, and he has a hula hoop! omg he's awesome. he just stands there for hours, hula hooping in this little leotard, even when it's cold out. people have made websites about him. i will see if i can find one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    http://www.adelaide.citylegends.com/gallery.htm

    bwahaha, here's johnny. oh he's so great.
    Austin's answer to Johnny...

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=44499851

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deni View Post
    Austin's answer to Johnny...
    MY EYES!!!!!

    Thanks a lot Deni, now I'm going to have nightmares, lol!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blayze View Post
    in my hometown we have an individual known as "Crazy Mike" he drives around on a scooter in the summer and a gigantic 70s car in the winter. he wears 80s shorts that he routinely STEALS from goodwill, or if its cold he'll wear skin tight jeans (also stolen from goodwill)! he ALWAYS has these radio headphones on, and gigantic aviator sunglasses that he wears over his regular eyeglasses. his hair is shoulder length and really frizzy.
    he is notorious for power walking into a business, restuarants, bars, etc, walking around and then power walking right back out. he also claims to be the "sex symbol superstar" and is known for saying such things as "sex before pictures" when asked for a photo with him or asking women for their underwear out of the blue.
    he's a creep, and i try to avoid him as much as possible whenever i'm visiting home.
    crazy mike in wichita? haha

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    Hahahahaha Deni - that guy ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BTW does anyone in San Fran know of a guy called SPACE_MAN_01?
    He was a character, long dreadlocks, rides a loud looking pushbike with a big silver space helmet (which is sort of funny because I could almost be described in the same way, lol (I have a silver SS helmet not a space helmet though ok (-) he cycled up to me when I was there and told me all this cosmic stuff.

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    Last spring there was a girl around campus who would walk around in one of the busiest areas without a top or bra on. She would just sorta walk around on the grass, bum cigarettes, whatever in between her classes. She always walked around like no one should notice that her tits were out. She was a legend on campus for awhile, like a "hey, have you seen naked girl?" kinda thing.
    I wonder if she'll be back this spring.

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    These are all great stories!!!

    I read a magazine called Weird NJ and they mention lots of people like this. They now do other states as well because I saw a Weird Florida when I was down there.

    So this thread should really be titled Weird Stripperweb!

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    in the town i live in now, there's this cazy ass old man that frequents the bars, he insists that he's from galaxy 29, and that all the people on his planet look exactly like humans, but they're smaller, and grey colored. and that god talks to him in grocery stores! he says one time, when he walked into the store, god snatched him up and gave him invisible wings that signified that he was really an angel, and that he has the power to stop time.

    this guy is hilarious, i used to get drunk and talk to him because he was so cute, the guy is 80 years old and insists that he has 3 "girlfriends" that come over on different nights, and that he has to meet one in a hotel otherwise her husband will find out, and shes always coming up with a reason why she needs money, and he doesnt know how her car is always breaking down when every week he has to buy a new 200 dollar part! (usually, at this part i'm trying hard not to bust a gut laughing so hard) and if her car is broken, how did she get there?, he wonders... but she's VERY pretty, and ALWAYS beats him to the hotel room, same room though, every week. he keeps telling me that she likes the memories. He loves her very much, and they've been "dating" for almost 10 years. HAHA
    HA!!!

    he also has this great story about when a witch put a spell on him and made him fall in love with her, and he ended up married to her for 20 years, then one day he woke up and he looked at her and instead of seeing what he had always thought was a beautiful princess, she was an "ugly old hag with a wart on her nose!" and at this point, he screams and flails his arms in the air like he's reliving the experience.

    he tells the same stories to everyone, every night at different bars. he's hilarious, but its kinda sad.

    ooo... one more story! he's been kicked out of the army 4x! (not possible) and he's never ranked higher than an E3. yet he has no idea what an E3 is... (private first class)

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    Hahahaha - I heard about Johnny on the radio years ago - he has a website dedicated to him!
    so it's totally my new goal to get a photo of me with johnny, and post it up here.

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    hahaha, you must Darcy!
    If i ever come to Adelaide I shall make it my quest too!

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    i've not seen him for a while, i guess cos i'm always working. i'm going to have to go on a johnny-hunt!

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    heh... this is philly.. weird people are all about. i love the homeless punk kids (one has a HUGE red mohawk) with no shoes (and this is NOT a city id choose to carry my shoes and walk without in as they do, and im all for barefeet) who sit with a punked out dog across for the mickey D's near UPenn. how about the muslim guy at the stop light at 34th st who sells bean pies and newspapers? he always has a scowl on his face. there's this one obese woman who i have seen all over town playing a toy flute. that's just the tip of the iceberg of unique folk i could spot on a daily basis.

    Love it!

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