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    so i go to the champagne room w/ a guy, we do our thing, nothing eventful, he's perfectly civil, i ask to get paid (we get paid afterwards) and he's like "ok i gotta hit the ATM" ok, nothing abnormal, i take him to the ATM and he stands there just looking at it for like 3 minutes, and i'm like "ahhem" he turns to me "why do I owe you money?" me-"cause we went to the champagne room" him-"i didn't know it was $100" me-"i told you, and then the host told you" him-"we were only there for 2 minutes" me-"no, we were ther the whole time" ... he stands there thinking for another minute and then BOLTS FOR THE FIRE EXIT! the alarm went off and the bouncers dragged his sorry ass back to the ATM, but damn, the nerve of that guy...this ever happen to anyone?

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    He ran for the fire exit?? HAHAHAHA-what a loser!

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    Yeah. I had a stupid drunk asshole try to tell me "i didn't know we were doing a lap dance" and then "I thought it was free"...and then "maybe my friend has money"...and then he and his friend took off RUNNING toward the door. He owed me $100.

    Now I know better than to just let scum like that get away with cheating me. Next time I will either a) grab a bouncer ASAP or b) steal his shoes. Or, if I know it's a lost cause, just stomp on his dick until he's whimpering in falsetto.

    Sorry that happened to you.

    What is up with your club not getting you the money up front?? CR involves way too much money and time to take that risk!

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    yeah, i'm not a big fan of the "no money upfornt" thing either i've see at least one girl/night get burnt with that. the good news is that our bouncers are pery persuasive

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    Oh yeah, I've had guys try to pull that crap before. On Tuesday I did a half hour with this guy, I always get paid upfront or I won't do it. So he paid me, I sat and talked with him for a little bit and then danced for him. When the half hour was up he said "It hasn't been a half hour already, we just started". I wear a watch and I look at the time when I get started. I told him "No, we started at 1am and it's now 1:35 am", he tried to argue his way out of it but couldn't. I tried to get him to stay for another half hour by saying "I know time flies and I'm just getting started with you", but he declined. I think he thought the half hour started when the dance started, no, from the time we sit down until the time is up.

    Stupid dickheads! You should try to get your money upfront. You don't have to let the club know, when you guys are alone back there when you're getting started just say "it's best to get business out of the way so we can go on having lots of fun and not worry about it", if he gives you a hard time about it just say "that's the club's policy also". Yeah, I won't do a VIP w/o getting paid upfront, there's been a couple times where I didn't but my intuition told me the guy would be good for it and he was.

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    hmm, i thought of that, but then they'de be like "oh, i was gonna put it on my CC" or "i was gonna tap MAC" and i haven't thought of a response to that cause you know, i'm pretending to like them.... hmm dillema

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    Jesus Christ!! Out the fire exit!!??? At least your bouncers actually went and dragged his ass back! What a fucking loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlatina82 View Post
    Jesus Christ!! Out the fire exit!!??? At least your bouncers actually went and dragged his ass back! What a fucking loser
    yeah, that's what I thought. Many clubs would have been like, "um, you shoulda got paid upfront....sucks to be you. Oh, where's the club's cut?"

    I think in the long run, it hurts to get paid up front. You get screwed over a few times, but overall make more. it's what the credit card companies realized awhile back. For every person that declares bankruptcy, there are tons more spending more than they expected they would and making them money.

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    ^^^^Right?! So true. I had a guy give a stolen credit card and when it didn't go through he eased out the door and the manager said he was running across the parking lot like a track star! I feel your pain, chickie poo!
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    I had a guy do this on Sunday! He got like 9 dances from me ($20) and tried to give me $100. I said he owed $180 and he tried to bargain with me and gave me $40 more. I said that's not right and he whined, "I just gave you $140!" As I headed over to discuss with the bouncer he ran for the door! From now on I just won't let them get out of the dance area before getting paid. Bastards.

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    Saphire- when emily came home and told me this happened to you at work i was like omg! that's nuts! but i tell you, it makes me really happy to be at our club since they DID go and drag him back, most clubs woudl do like Em said, and say "your fault."

    i wont get money up front and i think ive only been burnt once and it was for like $20. but i have had issues with guys saying that we did less time/songs than we did. but our bouncers handle things very well and effectively.

    Love it!

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    The fire exit!? How sad and desperate! I woulda loved to see the look on his face as the bouncers dragged him back!

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    I know I'm on the other side but nothing screws up a good night of lap dancing like seeing a girl and guy haggle over money. I don't know its kind of like seeing a "couple" arguing. Eventually she will either cry or hit him, you just know its not going to end well.

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    Luckily that's only happeend in some way to me once... I did five dances for this guy. Every time it ended I was like, "Wow, that was great, let's do a third one," etc... he was really pleasant and acted really overwhelmed. At the end I said "Okay, well could I please get my $100?" and he freaked out... but he genuinely dug himself into that hole and was suuuuper embarrassed. I watched him beg his friend for another $20 and he kept apologizing... I told him that I felt undervalued and that I didn't appreciate how disrespectful he was being. Bla! But at least he wasn't malicious... just a ditz.

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    You need to go to a new club... simply because $100 for a VIP is shitty. o.O;


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    Loser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    You need to go to a new club... simply because $100 for a VIP is shitty. o.O;
    our vip's are only 15 mins thou and we get $90

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    Hahahahaha! That cracked me up! "Why do I need to pay you?" LMAO! He argued his way out of it quite well... Maybe he's a lawyer. HA!
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    Let me tell you this story. It's crazy in a different but great way!

    A customer asked me for a dance, we proceed to the corner and I give him the dance. He mumbles something about "another dance", so I ask him if he wants another and he says Yes!

    When we're done and I ask for my $40, he says No, that was a 2 for 1. I tell him that this club has never done 2 for 1's, sorry that you thought that, but you owe me $20 more dollars. Well, he only had $20, so I took it, looked at him disgustedly, and stomped to the dressing room.

    Many months later............
    I am dancing on stage when I man walks up to tip. He hands me $20. And before he can finish explaining why he's tipping that much, I recognize him. He said that he couldn't enjoy coming in again until he'd paid me what he owed me!

    I gave him a huge hug and a warm Thank You!

    I never thought I'd ever see that happen:p

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlatina82 View Post
    Jesus Christ!! Out the fire exit!!??? At least your bouncers actually went and dragged his ass back! What a fucking loser
    My thoughts exactly .. geeeezz fucking loser doesn't begin to describe it! I would be furious (but maybe laughing on the inside .. i mean .. fire escape sounds kinda cartoonish!)

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    The guys that have tried to jip me, always have the hugest nerve!! I've learned to bring out the psycho bitch scarey voice when this happens (and try to grab their phone or keys). Besides, IF i can find a manager in my club they've always been useless in these situations and will only try to collect $20. I'm happy you got your money. Man, I love big scarey bouncers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyzenthflay View Post
    Let me tell you this story. It's crazy in a different but great way!

    A customer asked me for a dance, we proceed to the corner and I give him the dance. He mumbles something about "another dance", so I ask him if he wants another and he says Yes!

    When we're done and I ask for my $40, he says No, that was a 2 for 1. I tell him that this club has never done 2 for 1's, sorry that you thought that, but you owe me $20 more dollars. Well, he only had $20, so I took it, looked at him disgustedly, and stomped to the dressing room.

    Many months later............
    I am dancing on stage when I man walks up to tip. He hands me $20. And before he can finish explaining why he's tipping that much, I recognize him. He said that he couldn't enjoy coming in again until he'd paid me what he owed me!

    I gave him a huge hug and a warm Thank You!

    I never thought I'd ever see that happen:p
    Wow...that actually made me feel good reading that! But that is very rare I bet.

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    One time I didn't get paid for all of the dances I did for a guy and the manager told me it was my responsibility to sue him for the money. Yeah...I'm on it

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    I've had 2 customers run before paying. One of them had gotten dances from me on a number of other occasions and I kind of "knew" him. Well, he came in again about 3 months after he ran out w/o paying, and I went right over to him and told him he owed me money. He went to the ATM and got it. It was pretty cool. The other guy is still on my shit list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    You need to go to a new club... simply because $100 for a VIP is shitty. o.O;
    Yeah, you guys really need to get out of that crappy club with no money where you're making no money getting $90 for 3 songs.

    I had a customer fake? passing out at the front door a month or two ago. This guy was a club regular and I'd danced for him before with nary a problem. But on this particular night he decides to be an idiot and try to pay me $20 for three dances. I take him up to my bouncer, the guy keeps saying, "I have no money!" The bouncer tells him, "well, just let me see your wallet, you've been here before, do you really want to get 86d from the club?" This goes back and forth and I'm actually kind of amused, because the guy is getting agitated and saying repeatedly "Beleeeve mee! Beleeeeve meee! I have no more money!" (dude's Persian, insert accent here).

    Anyhow, the bouncer is radioing the mgr on his walkie-talkie, and the guy goes down. Hard. He hits the table by the front door on his way down. Bouncer is like, What the hell? and my first thought is, wow, that guy will do anything to not pay tonight.

    So the guy gets up, and the bouncer says, "Sir, you need to sit down. Are you OK? I think you've had too much to drink." "No, no, I just need to go home." "No, sir, I'm sorry, we're liable for you if you leave here and drive impaired, so you're going to have to wait here for a cab. That's the only way I'm letting you leave." This is the conversation he relays to me later.

    So for like 45 minutes, they make him sit and drink water at a table by the door waiting for a cab. He keeps trying to walk out and the bouncer keeps stopping him at the door.

    For the entertainment value of all this, I almost didn't mind losing the $40. Really sever humiliation of a customer who acts shit is almost as good as money sometimes.

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