so i go to the champagne room w/ a guy, we do our thing, nothing eventful, he's perfectly civil, i ask to get paid (we get paid afterwards) and he's like "ok i gotta hit the ATM" ok, nothing abnormal, i take him to the ATM and he stands there just looking at it for like 3 minutes, and i'm like "ahhem" he turns to me "why do I owe you money?" me-"cause we went to the champagne room" him-"i didn't know it was $100" me-"i told you, and then the host told you" him-"we were only there for 2 minutes" me-"no, we were ther the whole time" ... he stands there thinking for another minute and then BOLTS FOR THE FIRE EXIT! the alarm went off and the bouncers dragged his sorry ass back to the ATM, but damn, the nerve of that guy...this ever happen to anyone?



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Or, if I know it's a lost cause, just stomp on his dick until he's whimpering in falsetto.


How sad and desperate! I woulda loved to see the look on his face as the bouncers dragged him back!
Bla! But at least he wasn't malicious... just a ditz.

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