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    I am going to a "birthday bash" at a gay club in about 2 weeks their giving out prizes different gift certificates, bar tabs so on and so forth for

    THE MOST OUTRAGOUS bithday gifts

    So I know you ladies can think of some outragous things to bring a gay man for his birthday.

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    A Paris Hilton stripper.

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    That would be pretty outragous lol but why would a gay man want this? there is already going to be tons of male strippers there sooooo hmmmmmm. Perhaps Paris Hilton...

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    Well, theoretically he wouldn't, which is what makes it funny. But a lot of gay men just LOVE Paris Hilton.

    Or it could be a male stripper in Paris Hilton drag.

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    LMAO I saw one a few weeks ago in Maralyn Minroe drag it was kinda cute actually.

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    Outrageous, lol? This sounds like fun!!!
    Umm all I can think of is a castration kit. A pair of scarey looking cutters or shears, a chopping board, some string or thick black elastic bands. Maybe make it look all pretty - get pink cutters and board or paint them and decorate with lots of bows...
    Im not sure why that popped into my mind, lol.

    Or you could browse for some truely silly ideas (-:

    Edited to add better links.

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    Something Barbra Streisand related?

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    A ladyboy stripper
    A really fat stripper
    A really fat transsexual stripper

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    Hahaha, thats good!


    Quote Originally Posted by phairestofthemall View Post
    Something Barbra Streisand related?

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    I'm surprised gay men love Paris Hilton. lol. I know they love Madonna, that's for sure.

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    Chia Dildo! You could make your own Chia pet in the shape of a big cock and balls, and plant the grass to grow where the hair should.

    Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!

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    Or a pointless remote contro dildo - stick a dildo on a remote control car you can chase people around the party with it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Or a pointless remote contro dildo - stick a dildo on a remote control car you can chase people around the party with it!

    Bwahahahaha I want one of those for myself
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    My pops pulled this on one of his co-workers. He got a Texas license plate scanned and had someone in his office photo shop it to be a vanity plate that said "IM GAY" and laminated it.

    He put it over one of his buddies license plates. I heard the response was magical. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Or a pointless remote contro dildo - stick a dildo on a remote control car you can chase people around the party with it!

    MMMMM Djoser how much to make a remote control car into a penis? Like the one you made for halloween a year or 2 ago? that would be awsome not just a dildo strapped to the car but an actual remote control penis!!!

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    Did Djoser do this? Ha are there photos?! :-D

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    You can get those kits that allow a guy to make a dildo from a cast of his own dick. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? That could work, don't you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Did Djoser do this? Ha are there photos?! :-D
    I think he posted pics up on this site a while back

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Did Djoser do this? Ha are there photos?! :-D

    Here you go...

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77700


    As far as making a dick on a car, that is doable, but it would have to point up or at an upward angle, or else it would flop to the front with the weight and not go anywhere.
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    ^^^Hahahahahaha, how did I miss that thread before?!!

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    a penis cake, penis beads

    I gave both of those to my best friend this year, she thought it was hillarious!


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