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    wtf is it with guys telling me they'd pay me to go down on me? i hear this a couple times a week. they always act like i should be highly greatfull for the offer or take it as a huge compliment. it usualy starts with them saying "i know this is going to sound weird..." or "you won't believe this, but..." and ends in "i would actualy pay YOU if you let me go down on you" or "can i give you (x ammount of money) for letting me go down on you" and then sometimes they even try to sell the deal by telling me how it's a win win offer for me.

    #1 not all guys are great at oral, so don't flatter yourself. in fact, a good deal of them have no clue at all what they're doing. am i supposed to act like i won the lotto when you tell me this?

    #2 oral sex does not counteract the fact that i'm repulsed by you. just because you might let a nasty crack whore suck your dick because hey "it's just a mouth" doesn't mean i feel the same way.

    #3 you are not being original. i can't believe how clever every one of these guys who says this shit thinks he is.

    #4 why do you have to start this off by telling me how "hard to believe" its going to be? why? because you normaly hate giving oral? ..........well then THAT makes me feel confident in your abilities to perform it.

    so... you girls get this a lot too?

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    not as often as you, but maybe 2x a month.... I always say, "are you serious?!?" then I tell them we need to get to know eachother better, how about a dance back in vip?

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    ^ yeah i always act all suprized and complimented. lol another weird thing is, i'd say 1/2 of the guys who say it make some remark about it beings because i have red hair. they say they always heard redheads taste good or something like that. i'm not saying it's wrong (why would i) but are these really the types of rumors guys spread around to eachother? heh

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    I hear that once or twice a shift too, and I'm a redhead as well.

    Is THAT what men tell each other? Jeez.

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    I hear comments from them about eating me out when they come up to me on stage...but have never had a guy blatantly say it like THAT . Grotesque!!!!! I wonder how many other dancers have taken the idiot up on the offer...EEEWWWW....

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    Penny, you have just articulated a phenomena I am baffled by. I get this probably once a night, minimum. They always try to convince me how they would make me feel like no one else ever could (which is great for a laugh).

    I guess it's because most guys have to either pay or beg for oral that they would think we'd be so grateful for the offer.

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    I think my avatar speaks for itself.


    And yes, I hear this too. Guys like that must come from really, really repressed backgrounds to think it's some uncommon and transgressive sex act.

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    ^^I know, like we have to beg for it! Guys are so silly, if you were actually attractive enough for me to date you, going down on me would be an expectation. Not a special treat! It's like they think no guys are willing to do it or something.

    ETA: Susan, just saw your post, did some guy seriously leave you that napkin??? Larry??

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    ^^^Bahahahaha! SO sad...but so true.

    I get this a lot too, but I find it incredibly annoying more than baffling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LatinaRose View Post
    Susan, just saw your post, did some guy seriously leave you that napkin??? Larry??
    It's on the wall in the dressing room at one of my clubs. I didn't receive it personally -- usually they at least offer me a couple hundred.

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    ^ i forgot all about your avatar. lol one time a friend of mine and myself were out at a club (not a strip-club). we were sitting downstairs at the bar and this guy handed us an old receipt with a poem written on it. it was -reallllly- cheesey and poorly written. at first i felt bad for him... till i got to the later "i want to please you both" parts of the poem.

    lol

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    it's not about repressiveness, but rather the idea that the girl will enjoy it, that they could be doing something she enjoys. they think of it as a gift or a sometimes a gesture of respect and appreciation.

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    ^ they have a sick codependent need to be needed/wanted/appreciated and they try to act it out by paying to lick our pussies (I like that, "they" and our collective pussies LOL).



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    What makes me laugh is that ALL these guys, while thinking they're original are basically saying that nobody else would be THAT awesome! Because, obviously, no men EVER like going down on women.. so it's a SPECIAL treat that they want to.

    Fuck off, I can find a guy to lick my pussy anyday. You guys are a dime a dozen.


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    ^^^ I was about to say the same as LM. I cut guys off with a "Oh fuck off!" and laugh when I hear them start to say this.

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    Yes, I got that for years. And not just in the club, but from guys I've met socially. And guys who have contacted me through online personal ads. Its hugely insulting to me.

    And I don't think they do it for noble intentions. They do it because they think they get off on it. Its about them and their accomplishment. That's what sex is about to most men. Just like they need to think the stripper is into them and enjoying herself lapdancing, he wants to be this virile stud in bed. Whether the recipient of the oral actually enjoys it is completely irrelevant.

    Next time I get this, I am totally going off on the guy and publically humiliating him. I didn't do it when I danced because, like Lola, I knew I could string him a along. Guess I just enabled that type of behavior further, lol.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    ... I always say, "are you serious?!?" then I tell them we need to get to know eachother better, how about a dance back in vip?
    I've never been able to do it this way, since they will pester about what EXACTLY it is they are getting. I could find all kinds of time to waste once back there, but it seems like unless I tell them str8 up that's what's goin down, it's a waste. So I settle for 3 dances or so...


    And I agree with what Susan said, it's like, shocking to some ppl. I think there is a correlation b/t men that eat pussy and men that visit SC's...oops I mean NO correlation...if ya know what I mean...

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    I see nothing's changed since I left.

    I noticed this especially with older men--like, the older the guy, the more likely he was to say this kind of thing. I got it especially from guys over 60. eek. (either cause they didn't have much else to offer at that point, or because when they were youngsters, it was considered a transgressive act. not sure which.)

    I think they say it cause they're under the impression that most guys refuse to go down on women. Is it because a lot of guys just don't cop to it with each other??? (Like, remember that episode of the Sopranos, with Uncle Jun?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina View Post
    (Like, remember that episode of the Sopranos, with Uncle Jun?)
    Hehe that is exactly what I thought of. Which cracked me up...it's macho NOT to do it? I thought it was macho to have amazing, sweaty sex for hours....


    I think it's a way for them to not acknowledge the power we have, and so these men are wanting to acknowledge yr power....which...they can do just fine by paying for regular dances.

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    Hallelujah, Penny. I get this 2 or 3 times per shift, at LEAST. I definitely agree that a lot of guys think that being willing to eat pussy is incredibly rare, when in my experience it's just the opposite. I totally recall someone else (sorry I don't remember who - sounds like maybe Jenny? Brigette?) on here saying. "Great. So you like to eat pussy. What do you want, a medal?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolina View Post

    I noticed this especially with older men--like, the older the guy, the more likely he was to say this kind of thing. I got it especially from guys over 60. eek. (either cause they didn't have much else to offer at that point, or because when they were youngsters, it was considered a transgressive act. not sure which.)

    I think they say it cause they're under the impression that most guys refuse to go down on women. Is it because a lot of guys just don't cop to it with each other??? (Like, remember that episode of the Sopranos, with Uncle Jun?)
    EXACTLY, on both paragraphs. Someday, I predict, either I or another dancer is going to snap, hit the DJ booth, cut the music, grab the mike, and make the announcement.

    "Dudes. This is not 1927. Being willing to eat pussy is not rare. All of you who think you're special because you actually like it, get over it. If you schmucks actually talked each other honestly, you'd find out that pretty much everyone else here likes it, too - including a lot of the females. So stop telling us how you'd love to do it to us like it's some kind of special surprise favor. That is all. [starts to leave booth, then thinks of one last thing] Oh, and stop blowing on it, already."
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    I don't get alot of offers to get paid to have my pussy eaten but i always get those nasty tounge gestures I HATE that. Please don't stick you filthy slimy ass toung out at me on stage do you realy think thats a turn on get with it. You could be the hottest thing with a dick the secound you make that gesture at me on the stage or during a dance or ever your .000001% chance with me was just blown. But honeslty seems old nasty men think thats a turn on puke.

    Thanks for letting me vent that

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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 View Post
    I don't get alot of offers to get paid to have my pussy eaten but i always get those nasty tounge gestures I HATE that. Please don't stick you filthy slimy ass toung out at me on stage do you realy think thats a turn on get with it. You could be the hottest thing with a dick the secound you make that gesture at me on the stage or during a dance or ever your .000001% chance with me was just blown. But honeslty seems old nasty men think thats a turn on puke.

    Thanks for letting me vent that
    almost -no- man looks sexy doing that. seriously. it makes an unattractive man look super creepy and it makes an attractive man look like a slimy cheese-ball. there are a few exceptions when really cute guys can get away with it, but only when it's done in a subtle way, or is semi sarcastic, not when it's like "i'm doing this to make you hot".

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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 View Post
    I don't get alot of offers to get paid to have my pussy eaten but i always get those nasty tounge gestures I HATE that. Please don't stick you filthy slimy ass toung out at me on stage do you realy think thats a turn on get with it. You could be the hottest thing with a dick the secound you make that gesture at me on the stage or during a dance or ever your .000001% chance with me was just blown. But honeslty seems old nasty men think thats a turn on puke.

    Thanks for letting me vent that
    EWWWWW. thats repulsive. I don't why guys think acts they learned on the playground when they were 6 is going to get them into my panties.
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    I got that more when I was working at a nude club - "Oh your pussy looks so good, I'd give you the best head of your life blah blah blah." Who would've thought that EVERY man that walks into a strip club can eat your pussy better than every other guy you've been with? Idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by missjzone View Post
    EWWWWW. thats repulsive. I don't why guys think acts they learned on the playground when they were 6 is going to get them into my panties.
    Because they haven't learned any thing else since then.

    I get a kick out of the ones who actually threaten to make me CUM. Like that is such a novelty. Jeeeeeeez.


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