wtf is it with guys telling me they'd pay me to go down on me? i hear this a couple times a week. they always act like i should be highly greatfull for the offer or take it as a huge compliment. it usualy starts with them saying "i know this is going to sound weird..." or "you won't believe this, but..." and ends in "i would actualy pay YOU if you let me go down on you" or "can i give you (x ammount of money) for letting me go down on you" and then sometimes they even try to sell the deal by telling me how it's a win win offer for me.
#1 not all guys are great at oral, so don't flatter yourself. in fact, a good deal of them have no clue at all what they're doing. am i supposed to act like i won the lotto when you tell me this?
#2 oral sex does not counteract the fact that i'm repulsed by you. just because you might let a nasty crack whore suck your dick because hey "it's just a mouth" doesn't mean i feel the same way.
#3 you are not being original. i can't believe how clever every one of these guys who says this shit thinks he is.
#4 why do you have to start this off by telling me how "hard to believe" its going to be? why? because you normaly hate giving oral? ..........well then THAT makes me feel confident in your abilities to perform it.
so... you girls get this a lot too?



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. Grotesque!!!!! I wonder how many other dancers have taken the idiot up on the offer...EEEWWWW....



I could find all kinds of time to waste once back there, but it seems like unless I tell them str8 up that's what's goin down, it's a waste. So I settle for 3 dances or so...


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