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    Yo ladies...I've gotta vent! I work at an upscale club in my town, and when I've approached many men...they've introduced themselves and then go on to say something like, "Yeah, and I'm really good friends with the manager (hint, hint).............." Like what the fuck? Are these guys really clueless about our business, and think that the managers have all this control over us!? Yeah, like claiming that you're buddies with the manager is gonna make me "Treat You Extra Special!!!" What losers!!! I always feel like telling them, "Of course you know the damn manager...he's introducing himself to everyone in the club cuz it's dead in here, and wants you to stay and keep spending money!!!!" After they say this I usually just smirk at them and strut off somewhere else..making it clear that they're a moron. Does anyone else have this happen a lot? It's so fucking annoying!!!!!!

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    Default Re: No shit! Really!? I know the manager, too!

    yeah, i hear that all the time. i don't know what exactly they think telling me is going to do for them.

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    I had a guy whip his dick out and me, then sit there messing with it going, "It's okay! I'm friends with the manager! Me and (name) are best friends!" I freaked the fuck out.
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    I had a guy actually take me around to say "Hi" to all his buddies that work there. we all shared an eye roll but he did buy dances from me so I didn't really care. I'm not sure why guys think that is going to impress us but it is pretty lame.

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    Yech!!! Sorry! Yeah, this girl told me that happened to her...the guy wanted a handjob and claiming he was bf w/ the manager. I swear this isn't the restaurant industry or retail. I really think that they are just clueless about the biz and don't know that we are INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS. It even took me a while to get it. Sheesh!!

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    I hate that! I also hate "You don't know who I am? Oh, you must be new here. Everyone knows me."
    Nope I am not new and I don't care who the hell knows you, I am not going to do a $30 dance for $20 and let you touch my pussy!
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    LOL!! I like that!! I am definitely going to try that one next time!! At least I could make an extra $20, if I'm lucky, and they're stupid and horny... another, and another....Good one!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_Luscious View Post
    I hate that! I also hate "You don't know who I am? Oh, you must be new here. Everyone knows me."
    Yea those were the ones that would make me do the obvious, you just pissed me off. I really don't give a fuck who you are, and if I were new or not it doesn't mean that I am going to do what you want me to do. I also have to remind dumb people like that, I DON'T GET PAID BY THE CLUB...I am an independent contractor.....and even if everyone knows you I DON'T so obviously you don't mean shit to me....(sorry got flashbacks of cocky people in SF)

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    people who are really friends with the managers are serious high rollers. b/c those are the only ones the gm will give the rtime of day to! duh!!!

    guys are dumb.

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    Default Re: No shit! Really!? I know the manager, too!

    and if you ever ask the managers, they usually don't care for them much.

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    Default Re: No shit! Really!? I know the manager, too!

    These are usually the guys that are club regulars and think they're friends with everyone just because the bartenders and floormen are nice to them, they think they're friends, yeah right! It's so funny to hear what the staff says about these losers behind their backs!!!

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    Really? I know the manager too! In fact, I'm the one who puts money in his pockets!

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    It depends on the club. When the "high rollers" come in the manager calls me to the back and tells me who they are and to go sit with them.
    But when his "friends" come in they do not even tip, they just come for the free drinks he gives them. That guy cleary said it as if he wanted more than a dance.

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    my second night at a new club & i have this guy trying to convince me to do extras by telling me he's the owner's poker coach, they're best friends, he can do whatever he wants, blah, blah, blah. uh, right buddy. like i'm gonna throw my integrity out the window so i can give a handjob to a dude who knows The Lord & Overseer personally, is gonna get drunk with him on tuesday and most likely brag about it. do i look that fucking dumb? gah. guys can be so dense.

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    Years ago I worked at a bar called Richard's Rendezvous. Guys would say that they knew the manager. "Yeah, Richard and I are old friends!"


    The owners name is Pete.

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    Oh you know the manager? Ask him to dance for you after we're done, I'm sure he'll give you a discount and plenty of "extras"!
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    That's a good one, too!!! Keep em comin', girls...swear to God...I'll use them ALL to put these fucktards in their place!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_Luscious View Post
    I hate that! I also hate "You don't know who I am? Oh, you must be new here. Everyone knows me."
    Nope I am not new and I don't care who the hell knows you, I am not going to do a $30 dance for $20 and let you touch my pussy!
    Yup, I got that all the time at my old club because I would observe the non-spending club regulars and avoid them like the plague. Usually they would come to me when I was at the bar and pull some bullshit. Nope, I'm not new and neither are your lines.

    If they are a huge asshole or whipping it out, report them to their manager "friend". Half the time the manager won't even know who the fuck they are and they'll look like even more of a fool, ha!

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    Haha, like the douchehats that are like "Man, if only you really knew who I was." "I wish I could just let you in on who I REALLY am...but man...I'm hidin out for a while causa some stuff so I gotta keep it on the dL...but...man, if you knew....you'd be payin ME to be sittin here..." Yeah, I don't give a fuck who you sell coke too, who you kill for a living, or what manager your wife gives head too. Dumbasses.

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    ...I love it when they try and claim how much of a vip they are and how much money they make, and then try and bargain on the price of a dance.



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    this thread has me in the giggles because it's all true!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Haha, like the douchehats that are like "Man, if only you really knew who I was."
    This reminds me of one time I actually had a good comeback, I was so proud... this guy was being an asshole and I told him to fuck off, and he snapped, "Do you know who I AM?" I just gave him a condescending smile and said, "No, sweetie, but look in your wallet for some ID. That'll help you remember."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    ...I love it when they try and claim how much of a vip they are and how much money they make, and then try and bargain on the price of a dance.


    YEP. I'm going to start calling them on that too, I've decided. At that point, you know it's LIKELY to be a waste of time, so why not?

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    3. Like CallMeSky just observed, rambling on & on about who you know and how important you are. If I see these important guys actually SPENDING, then I'll indulge their delusions of grandeur, but if you just want to hold court at a table getting away with spending as little as possible, good luck with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    This reminds me of one time I actually had a good comeback, I was so proud... this guy was being an asshole and I told him to fuck off, and he snapped, "Do you know who I AM?" I just gave him a condescending smile and said, "No, sweetie, but look in your wallet for some ID. That'll help you remember."
    Oh i so want to use that next time!!! I had a guy this week like that and he was really persistant about it. I asked him what his name was, and he was like "oh you don`t know who I am?!?" Then i asked him what he did and I got a "Seriously? You really don`t know who I am?!!!" For the last time NO!!!

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    Another trick these guys have is to spend on a decent bottle of champagne and just wait for the dumbass tricks to crawl over thinking they have money. Then the waitresses think they are going to spend and bring even MORE girls over.

    But, aside from the bottle, they aren't spending shit. They'd rather invest $300 for an entire night to laugh at all of the salivating vultures just begging for dances. Its gross. All one needs to do is observe these guys for a few minutes to know they are bad news.

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