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    or "Why I'm Not Working Weekend Nights Anymore"


    *clears throat*

    why is it that the collective standard of custies drops dramatically on friday and saturday nights? it doesn't seem to matter how old, fat and/or ugly a girl is or how fucked up her tits are: if she's got giant bolt-ons guys are going to trip all over themselves to throw money at her. now, i'm know i'm not a perfect 10; but i am cute, i've got nice tatas, an IQ and i look younger than my years. and i am sick and fucking tired of being turned down in favor of nasty bitches who've got nothing more going for them than the fact that their tits are bigger than most guys heads.



    so, guys, next time you're at the strip club and you see a cute girl on stage who looks a little bored & distant, consider this: she may have spent the last 3 hours hearing "no" while girls who look like they bought their tits on sale while in tijuana on the donkey show tour are making money hand-over-fist. instead of telling above mentioned cute girl she needs to smile more, here's an idea: tell hagzilla and her blue-lite specials "no thanks" and buy a dance from the cute girl.

    *deep breath*


    k. had to get that out. thank you for your time.

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    To each their own....its my experience that personality goes a long way w/custies.

    If you don't think the girls you work with are up to your "standard", maybe you should try a new club? Definately don't obsess (if u r) over it, your attitude will start to show.
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    Wow. I know you're upset, but I think your anger is misdirected.

    I was an older stripper (recently retired) with implants and definitely not up to the "Scores" type of standard, but I was still a top earner in my club.

    Why? Because I smiled, worked hard and was able to keep up a conversation. Don't ever underestimate anyone else's game.

    Your sense of entitlement because you feel that you're younger, thinner, better looking and more natural than these girls is the very reason that they make more money than you.

    They're off doing their own thing while you're up there scowling, over thinking and putting out bad vibes.
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    True...not all men like girls with boob jobs (no offense to the ones that have one). I make good $$$$ at my club because I work hard, smile and laugh a lot, have the gift of gab, and the custys say I'm a real person. I have natural boobs myself and look very young as well. Your personality will take you a long way...every guy has his own taste, and every woman has their own social style. Focus on your own game and how YOU can become better at your job,.....and study the hell outta this site!!!! I know I have learned a great deal from the ladies on here.

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    Why be hateful of the girls? Most men that come into the club suck anyways...be mad at them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenlyheidi View Post
    Why be hateful of the girls? Most men that come into the club suck anyways...be mad at them!
    ^^ Here Here!







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    I'm tellin' you that can be licked!!! You gotta turn on the personality. On the weekdays they tend to want a toned down experience. I find that guys that come in on the weekends want the "STRIPPER TREATMENT". They want you to go all out and give them a big reaction. Work the crowd and the table--they love that! Give 'em your special brand of personality times ten and you'll do better, you spoiled thing you!
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    Stripping is a sales job. Those who can sell better make more money. Either find a club that has a higher demand for what you offer, or learn what the customers in your current club like. Strip clubs are capitalism at its apex. It's supply and demand, not entitlement.

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    Hey, at least her username is honest...


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    At the very least, they should tip you for your wicked sense of humor! I haven't laughed that hard all day.

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    my boobs are fucked up retarded bolt ons, and not only do they look like they came from Tijuana, they look like they came from a back ally of the place too.

    am i consistantly one of the top earners? ok, no, but im in the upper quartile, and thats good enough for me

    why?
    oh yeah, cos i dont have attitude, i dont get down on the chicks who make more then me, and i smile,flirt, and sometimes, use sales techniques.

    ive seen the ugliest and cleanest girl in the club kick every other girls ass in money. she was as flat as a guy, had horses teeth, and by her OWN admission butt freaking ugly, but MAN did this girl portray confidance and sexuality! it was impossible to take your eyes off her! and she never gave up....

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    Maybe the customers can sense that your attitude about the other dancers is that they are"fugly bitches" and it turns them off.
    At least the girls who have "bolt on" titties don't seem to need their "bolts tightened".

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    cripes ladies. i was ranting. i don't hate on girls, i don't have a shitty attitutude at work and i don't have a sense of entitlement. i work hard & make my money. there are just some nights when i look around the room & can't help but think "wtf!?!?!" when i see who guys are throwing their money at. same thing happens when i'm out as a custy with my friends. male behavior around ginormous tits stuns me on occasion.

    thank god i have SW so i can vent without having people come down on me.

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    i don't hate on girls, i don't have a shitty attitutude at work and i don't have a sense of entitlement.
    Judging from your post, I have to disagree.

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    every other time a girl rants about fugly girls making bank everyone immediately jumps on the "oh, they're just doing extras. eeeew!" bandwagon. but for some reason everyone's got their thongs in a knot over what i said.

    double standard much?

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    your tone is much, much different to those other posts....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz View Post
    your tone is much, much different to those other posts....
    Must agree. SP, when I read your post (and the title of the thread), it came off like you had a sense of entitlement. I personally have complained about not being chosen, but instead the chick w/the Walmart outfit on, ugly chick, etc.

    It was just your verbage, imho plus, you're not gonna get too much love on SW when you sound like you are "secretly" jealous of girls with implants. Again, imho
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    i wasn't looking for love or hate. i just wanted to rant. i would've been fine with no responses. but, noooo. everyone's gotta assume i hate girls with fake boobs. if anyone actually reads my original post they'll see that i'm not complaining about girls with fake boobs making money. i'm blowing off steam about guys blowing wads of cash on girls whose best attributes are their fucked up nasty-ass boob jobs.

    and don't try to act like ya'll have never seen some totally messed up fake titties & wanted to laugh. get off your high horses.

    that's it. i'm done with this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoiledpet View Post
    i'm blowing off steam about guys blowing wads of cash on girls whose best attributes are their fucked up nasty-ass boob jobs.

    and don't try to act like ya'll have never seen some totally messed up fake titties & wanted to laugh. get off your high horses.
    i laugh at my own boobs. does that mean i should be pissed off guys still wanna dance from me?


    or are you just pissed cos guys are simple creatures who enjoy good company and dont really care about how the boobs look?

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    ^^^ sorry to go off topic but didn't u just get your boobs done babe? did something go wrong with the op?
    Hope not anyway.

    As for the OP the way I read it was that she was bagging bad boobs jobs but not boob jobs in general. I too have wondered why some nights guys seem to spend all their money on less attractive girls but one thing I have noticed is aside from physical features, the girls with the personality will win every time. When I am in a good mood and being friendly I bank. WHen Im in a shit mood I make nothing. I look the same though, it all comes down to the attitude that u give off. I know it can be frustrating and even if u are in a bad mood fake it and put a big smile on your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoiledpet View Post
    Everyone's gotta assume i hate girls with fake boobs. if anyone actually reads my original post they'll see that i'm not complaining about girls with fake boobs making money. i'm blowing off steam about guys blowing wads of cash on girls whose best attributes are their fucked up nasty-ass boob jobs.

    What did you think we would assume from the title of your post, and then actual post? Yeah, it sounds like you are hating on those types of girls in a big way. And you don't understand why everyone else doesn't find them as disgusting as you do. It saddens you that they have the money that you deserve, because you think you are better than them. And with their big messed up boobs, they can't possibly have any other attributes, because you know them so well. Maybe you spend too much time worrying about those girls, looking at their flaws, and watching them make all that money that should be yours.

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    Jesus.....

    People, she clarified how she felt. Telling her repeatedly "But it sounded like this...." isn't going to do shit. She was ranting. Gawd.

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    Why be mad at the chicks that are making money??? Maybe they are doing something that you aren't doing. That just says tremendous values for them if they are older and getting dough, it's called SKILL.
    Maybe what you should be doing is taking a lesson from them, fond out what they are doing that is getting them dough successfully (if it's legal).
    You can't get mad over what a guy likes and dislikes, and sometimes when a guy comes into a club he doesn't always go for what he likes, PERSONALITY says alot....
    So what are you doing that isn't making you what you want to make? Compared to this other dancer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    ^^^ sorry to go off topic but didn't u just get your boobs done babe? did something go wrong with the op?
    Hope not anyway.
    (yeah, they fucked up again *sigh* when will i learn?! )

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    Eh, READ MY POST!!! I didn't dog you and I told you what you can do to get back in the race.
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