or "Why I'm Not Working Weekend Nights Anymore"
*clears throat*
why is it that the collective standard of custies drops dramatically on friday and saturday nights? it doesn't seem to matter how old, fat and/or ugly a girl is or how fucked up her tits are: if she's got giant bolt-ons guys are going to trip all over themselves to throw money at her. now, i'm know i'm not a perfect 10; but i am cute, i've got nice tatas, an IQ and i look younger than my years. and i am sick and fucking tired of being turned down in favor of nasty bitches who've got nothing more going for them than the fact that their tits are bigger than most guys heads.
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so, guys, next time you're at the strip club and you see a cute girl on stage who looks a little bored & distant, consider this: she may have spent the last 3 hours hearing "no" while girls who look like they bought their tits on sale while in tijuana on the donkey show tour are making money hand-over-fist. instead of telling above mentioned cute girl she needs to smile more, here's an idea: tell hagzilla and her blue-lite specials "no thanks" and buy a dance from the cute girl.
*deep breath*
k. had to get that out. thank you for your time.







It saddens you that they have the money that you deserve, because you think you are better than them. And with their big messed up boobs, they can't possibly have any other attributes, because you know them so well. Maybe you spend too much time worrying about those girls, looking at their flaws, and watching them make all that money that should be yours.

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