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    I have had this happen with SOOOO many customers:
    They wear cologne, but DOUSE themselves in it, i mean like bathe in it. we dance, we vip, we have a good time, and then i REEK like their cologne. so i go to babywipe, bodyspray, lotion myself and i STILL smell the cologne in my hair, and just on me.

    why oh why do guys think lathering up the cologne is a good thing, or is what women want? and if you, as customers, smell the "other guy" cologne on me, how can i apologize for it without killing the mood?
    i rarely say anything about it unless i joke about it, but really.. that's gotta kill the mood right, just smelling it let alone discussing it?

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    Because when you wear the same cologne all the time you become desensitized to it, and have no idea how foul you smell to everyone around you.
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    ^heh. makes sense.. but how can i contend with it at work in regards to other custys? just not get close to the lathered up souls? that would kill money from them..

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    Default Re: cologne overload

    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    ^heh. makes sense.. but how can i contend with it at work in regards to other custys? just not get close to the lathered up souls? that would kill money from them..
    Chrissy, if the guy had B.O. what would you do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Chrissy, if the guy had B.O. what would you do?

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    i guess i treat them the same way as i do the cologne guys.. the same as others, and wash up afterwards, hope to get the smell off me. oh and breathe through my mouth.

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    Default Re: cologne overload

    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    i guess i treat them the same way as i do the cologne guys.. the same as others, and wash up afterwards, hope to get the smell off me. oh and breathe through my mouth.
    LOL I hear ya. I was just curious. To me its a similar problem in terms of impacting your earnings. I mean, two paths to the same end result. If (yuck) you have some lingering custy BO that the next customer has to smell, thats not cool. And as addressed in your OP if you smell like your previous customers cologne some guys would recognize that the smell wasnt you and get all freaky and jealous.

    I know there is no pat answer. Certainly, if the guy is a regular of yours, you could finagle a way to bring it to his attention. Mention some cologne that you really like, one that turns you on and makes you want to give a fantastic dance. As long as its applied lightly. But if the custies are random, I'm not sure what you personally can do. Other than post here and advise us to be frugal with the fragrance and hope the word get out

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    Default Re: cologne overload

    They probably figure that too much cologne is better than too much BO.

    I go with two spritzes of cologne when going to the club, more in other situations. I'm light-skinned, it wears off too darn fast.
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    Default Re: cologne overload

    It's probably because no one has told them it's a problem.

    A guy slaps on his cologne, goes to the club, has pretty girls flirt with him, gets dances and goes home happy. He's gonna repeat everything the next time in order to get the same result. He has no idea how much it bothered you because you did such a good job hiding it.

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    Because when you wear the same cologne all the time you become desensitized to it, and have no idea how foul you smell to everyone around you.
    That's about right.
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    Default Re: cologne overload

    danuel used to make me shower after work if i wanted to fuck him... because the cologne these men bathe in is some rank shit...

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    Default Re: cologne overload

    i havent noticed this. I wear so much perfume, body spray, fake tan that its prob not possible for any other smell to latch on to me. I think these guys must smell like me when they leave the club.

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    Default Re: cologne overload

    Apparently a custy had used some aftershave or cologne I was allergic to because my boobs were all red after a lapdance and he was cleanshaven so it wasn't the stubble that irritated my skin. How annoying.

    Cologne I can still deal with (very minimal contact dance), it's not as disgusting as bad B.O. but if somebody reeks of sweat, piss or shit I am not doing a lapdance on them. If they have that poor hygiene I don't want to be anywhere near them!

    Personally I never wear any perfume, just scented lotion and body glitter. Gives me a sweet scent if you're closeby but you won't choke in a perfume cloud when I walk by or smell like me when you go home!

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    Default Re: cologne overload

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Because when you wear the same cologne all the time you become desensitized to it, and have no idea how foul you smell to everyone around you.
    But...I...don't wear.....Oh God... *runs away*
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