So I had a date last night with a guy that I've been seeing casually for about a month. I called him in the afternoon to see if he wanted to go out. He was all wierd on the phone but i went anyway. When I showed up nobody answered the door when I knocked so I opened the door and lo and behold he is laying on his bed with all the lights off. Strange but I figured he had a long day. I tell him to get up so we can go.
I drive us downtown and after parking we end walking by my best friends tattoo shop. I tell him "hey I want to say hi to my friend" Well when I was walking in he just stood at the door. I asked him if he was coming in and he just muttered something while looking away so i went in anyway.
After chatting for a second my friend and i go in front of the shop to share a ciggarette. The whole time we stood there my date stood about 5 ft. away just looking around. I finally got his attention and said "Hey Luke this is my best friend Pineapple..Pineapple this is Luke." He sorta shook his hand, didn't look my friend in the eye and walked away again! What the hell is up with that? So effin wierd and rude.
So at this point I said fuck it and suggested we go get a drink at my favorite bar. While we are there he doesn't say much to me and when i went to the ladies room I came back out to see that he had wandered off and started chatting with people he didnt know. Normally I wouldnt care but when i walked up he put is arm around me, stood in front of me and kept talking. I felt stupid just standing there so i introduced myself to the total strangers. At this point Luke loudly exclaimed "I fucking hate this bar, it sucks. Let's go somewhere else."
While we were leaving he put his hand around my waist and started saying in a baby voice "Oh when is our baby due? Maybe we'll have twins" What a DOUCHE! I was in such shock that I actually went with him to the next bar. When we were walking he kept trying to grab my ass and my boobs or pull my skirt up..or walking really slow 2 ft behind me so i had to keep turning around to see if he was still there. wtf? are you 12?
needless to say the bad behavior continued(i.e loud obnoxious singing or loud stupid comments..while not drunk) and when i told him i felt sick and wanted to leave he said "fine wait for me outside cause i gotta pee."
25 motherfuckin minutes in the godamn cold later he cames out laughing saying he was in there dancing, having fun. Then actually looked me in the eye and said "Don't worry sexy, you have nothin to worry about" I suppose implying that he was dancing with a girl and i shouldnt be jealous. I'm not jealous but you are rude.
I should've just left his ass there but i was so fucking shocked by how he acted i was just like let's go home...sort in autopilot. When i pulled up to his house he got out acting like i was coming in...when i told him i was going home he looked all disgusted and said "ok bye be careful going home" and slammed my door. (this is even more odd cause he is like octopus affectionate)
So fucking bizzare. I mean what causes a guy to act like that??!!



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your comments seem confusing at best. the guy on the date was weird plain and simple. chalk it up to experience and find some other guy.






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