http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/
It took me a few tries, but I did it.





http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/
It took me a few tries, but I did it.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
Best. Game. Evar.
Mr Christopher, You. Are fucking. Awesome.
I set set myself on fire, hit the copy room, did the human pinata thing on the way out, abused myself with the staple guns and ended it at the shredder. I found going on the elevator and talking to people seemed to be a waste of my time.
How did you kill yourself?
lol! That was fun!!!





Put the trophy in the microwave for a nice explosion. The fat lady in pink will turn into a crazy leather wearing wrestler if you insult her. 2 other people also do 10% damage on the first floor...The one guy smites you with the wrath of god, and the woman in red tests your faith with snakes. If you go upstairs, you can get a shark to attack you for 20%, and some rabid weasels attack if you try to go in the boss' office. There's an umbrella you can put into the interoffice vacuum tube thing, it launches thru your chest. Yeah, I was bored this morning. Still, it takes almost the whole time to hit 100%.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
coolness.





Dunno how I did it, but it took me 2:52 before I died!
Weird game...




I love the weasels.
Awesome!!!!!




That was awsome! I had a hard time manouvering him around. I'll keep trying!





I died in 3:16!! It took a few tries to work the arrows right. It was the muscle lady, the microwaved trophy, the hand of god, the shark, and the weasels. Those ones rule. Lol! Love the game. Love his angry eyebrows in the beginning.
Ok, I can't get the spandex lady to talk to me and I haven't found the umbrella, but I am still working on those two. Has anybody figured out why the hand dryer in the bathroom has an arrow on it? I haven't figured out what to do with that yet...





I hate the freaking arrows it's so confusing! I've only had one try so far and I failed... dang arrows.
I stabbed my self with the scissors and then blew up the microwave.
Imma try again.





That game is fuckin' wonderful! I love it!





I keep trying to die. I went down to the basement and then to the mail room then to the electric power room and peed on stuff.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
How did you pee on stuff???
Ha HA- FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO ELECTROCUTE MYSELF. My life is now complete. Good night!!!




GOOD night LADIES
I Love Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi









lol @ this thread
try covering up the first one or 2 posts, then just read the replies :-) total randomness if you didn't know people were talking about a game (this made my day) :-)
"G.O.D. doesn't f around" *10% holy spirited* Bwahahahahaha I fucking love this game
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