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    True story. Happened last night.

    Me (to my friend and her customer): "Look at how many Japanese guys are in here tonight! They're so nice and funny. They called me 'Pame-ra Anderson' "
    Friend: "Oh, should I go talk to them?"
    Her Customer: "Don't do it, Europeans never tip!"

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    I really hope he was trying to crack a joke. What a dumb ass..







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    Hahahhaha!!!
    There are three kinds of people in the world, those that can count, and those that can't.

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    Oh my, I bet he was serious.......how did you respond?

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    WOW!!!! Santa should have brought him a globe!
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    That's wonderful. I want to see his map of the world.

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    If Japanese are European.... What are Australians?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    If Japanese are European.... What are Australians?
    mexican

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    Hey.. No the Melbournians are the Mexicans as "they are south of the border" That's the running joke up here in QLD at least.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    If Japanese are European.... What are Australians?
    Uhhhh English







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    Re: Useful geography lessons with strip club customers



    Oh. My. God.



    Reminds of a conversation I had with a . . . uh, how shall I say? A rather "country" friend of mine while enjoying messy BBQ ribs:
    Him: How do you eat that without getting any sauce on yourself?
    Me: *Pfft* I'm from Texas, I got skillz like that.
    Him: Yeah, well I'm from America. so there.
    Me: (blank look, then raging at ignorance) Texas is in America!!!

    Fuck, it's a good thing he was a really good friend otherwise . . . . I am liable to hit dumb people in the face . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    They called me 'Pame-ra Anderson' "
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    Love it! I'm calling you Pame-ra from now on!!
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    Default Re: Useful geography lessons with strip club customers

    Now... I have a question... do japanese guys tip well or at all? because in Japan, I know you NEVER tip (maybe at strip clubs there) but at restaurants and other things, you don't, it's seen as rude, because that person is doing there job. And in europe, the tips usually included in the bill, which is why forgieners are notorious for not tipping at restaurants.
    So I'm curious, what are your experiences with forgieners?

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    I had one customer trying to sound educated who told me that he loved travel and always wanted to go to Minks.

    I had to...
    "really? Minks? I'm assuming that you mean MINSK and that you dont hope to someday visit your grandmothers fur coat.....?"

    He turned 3 shades of red and admitted that he had heard the name somewhere and thought it sounded exotic. He didnt even know where it was...

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    I had a custy once try to tell me that Italy doesn't exist. According to him, "there are all these stories about it, but it's not a real place. It's just fiction stories." I put that in my quote book.

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    ^^^ Yeah its totally like, the Lost City of Atlantis... duh ya'll.

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    LOL! wowwwwww

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    Default Re: Useful geography lessons with strip club customers

    At work I always tell people I'm from Alberta, which is only half true, but it gets me out of having to explain why I'm not one of those skanky/ cool French Canadian strippers (which are about two thirds of the dancers in this area, at least).

    Anyway, I'd say only around 50% of American customers know where Alberta is...as in, 'west'. I mean, that's no European Japan, but still. It makes me wonder.

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    Anyone who finds this thread funny should check out "Dressed to Kill" by Eddie Izzard. Funniest comedian ever, and he takes some good swipes at folks who don't know their geography/history.

    Hey, isn't Australia where they made that Sound of Music movie? Oh wait, no, you're British right?... (ducking incoming thrown objects).

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    Kinda reminds me why I got in the habit of telling people I'm originally from D.C. cuz I got sick and tired of the dumb looks when I'd say I was from Maryland and guys would get this look on their face like "where's that" and there's only so many times I can beat custies upside their heads for sheer stupidity before management gets sick of it. (j/k on the beating tho it would be nice once in a while).
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