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    Default Is grinding the same as humping?

    I spent most of my time at a no contact club untill it recently closed. I'm sure this is a stupid question, I know what grinding means, but what does humping mean? Does a customer literally jump out of his seat and "hump" your leg like a dog, or is it something else?

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    Default Re: Is grinding the same as humping?

    grind is swaying
    humping is up and down thrusting

    now where are you going where you have to make this distinction?

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    Default Re: Is grinding the same as humping?

    The club I've been going to for almost ten years has closed. It was a no contact bar where I knew all the rules. I'm really out of place at this new spot where full contact is allowed. It's the only other strip club within a two hour drive now that I'm way west of Chicago. You did save me from a great deal of embarrassment from when I go back again.

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    Default Re: Is grinding the same as humping?

    btw, most girls hate it if a guy grinds or humps them back, in my experience - even at high contact clubs.

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    Default Re: Is grinding the same as humping?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nakedtruth View Post
    btw, most girls hate it if a guy grinds or humps them back, in my experience - even at high contact clubs.
    Yeah, I can't imagine too many girls being very accepting of such activity. I think it's more appropriate to let the contact be one-way (i.e. only dancer touches customer), but I also haven't worked in a club where customers had free reign over where they touched. Seems a little brothel-esque to me.

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    Default Re: Is grinding the same as humping?

    With all due respect to Emily's comment...

    Tame Ting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lio View Post
    Does a customer literally jump out of his seat and "hump" your leg like a dog, or is it something else?
    I promise I'm not laughing at you, but the image this conjures up is hilarious. That kind of behavior is frowned on at all but the highest of high-contact clubs.

    "Grinding" is when a dancer rubs her ass on your crotch. Depending on the girl and the circumstance, she may do it back and forth, up and down, side to side, roughly, gently, just for a second, or over and over for the duration of an entire song. Your best bet is to sit still and enjoy. Very few dancers like being humped during a dance. (The exception to the "sit still and enjoy rule" is if you're dancer is hurting you or making you uncomfortable, in which case you may ask her to take 'er easy.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    With all due respect to Emily's comment...

    Tame Ting

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    agreed. "grinding" just sounds more SC-ish and less canine.

    my club has bed dances- it's basically like when you "dry humped" your bf/gf in the 7th grade, knowing you were insinuating something much naughtier. It's just called "grinding" because it sounds a tad less animalistic.

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    Default Re: Is grinding the same as humping?

    Well, if they are the same thing or not the same thing, what I get out of this is don't do it back to the dancer. The girls who were giving me dances that night didn't seem to be at all upset or repulsed. It was the looks and smirks that I got from other customers getting dances that lead me believe I was doing something stupid. Anyway if grinding means moving against something from side to side wouldn't it be better to call it sanding? ( ;

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    Default Re: Is grinding the same as humping?

    seriously humping back is about the most .. um.. yah just dont fucking do that shit. I dont get why you would anyways

    what club shut down?

    Im in chicago ...so im curious. Scarletts was the only one I knew of that just got shut down this year

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    The club was Thumpers, formally called The Suger Bomb, or Club Exotica if you go way back. It is still open on Fridays and sometimes Thursday evenings. But there are few customers and it just got to be a depressing place, none of the dancers were happy and they always left very quickly for other jobs. No business can stay afloat like that, it's really unfortunate, I had lots of great times there over the years.

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    Default Re: Is grinding the same as humping?

    ...pussy grinding.
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    Now THAT'S a vibrator from hell!

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    Oh my.... oh my gosh. We are dancing in your lap, that is what grinding means. Sitting on your lap, moving around. Please, sit there as we dance. Do not try to "hump back."
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    Yes, good rule of thumb:
    You sit. We hump.

    You stay still. We move.
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    Grinding is along the x and y axis.

    Humping is along the z axis.

    Hope that clarifies it.
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    Default Re: Is grinding the same as humping?

    Either one makes me happy as I sit there not moving even the slightest little bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    agreed. "grinding" just sounds more SC-ish and less canine.

    my club has bed dances- it's basically like when you "dry humped" your bf/gf in the 7th grade, knowing you were insinuating something much naughtier. It's just called "grinding" because it sounds a tad less animalistic.
    HA ha ha ha I totally remember this girl in the 7th grade got a boyfriend in HIGH SCHOOL and she told me they "dry humped" and is was soooooooo hot. I was shocked and disgusted and flabbergasted and had no idea what they were talking about but I thought of dogs. (Even though at that time I was already dancing like a stripper in the mirror)

    Anyway, now I know it's natural and fun. just funny that you have the same definition of the term.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Grinding is along the x and y axis.

    Humping is along the z axis.

    Hope that clarifies it.

    That's perfect!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Grinding is along the x and y axis.

    Humping is along the z axis.

    Hope that clarifies it.
    It is relatively clarified.

    But what happens along the t axis?
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Grinding is along the x and y axis.

    Humping is along the z axis.

    Hope that clarifies it.
    LMAO! Perfect clarification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Grinding is along the x and y axis.

    Humping is along the z axis.

    Hope that clarifies it.
    Dude, like I have been sitting here for 3 hours with my ruler, colored pencils...and graph paper....I just can't get the visual...

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer View Post
    It is relatively clarified.

    But what happens along the t axis?
    Either way, there's an elevated risk of heart attack.

    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/q...&dopt=Abstract
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