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    Today I went to the local nudist beach to do a photo shoot for my website. The shoot was going well, until some naked dude that had slowly been moving closer and closer to us, started playing with himself. Argh! I sorta noticed out of the corner of my eye that when he thought me & my photographer weren't looking, he would start touching himself a little bit. We'd been shooting for about 2 hours at this point so I was like, "Dude, let's just go." Then, as I was putting on my clothes, some other guy comes over and sits like 10 feet away from me, strips off his clothes and starts blatantly wanking himself!!! WTF! I started squealing with laughter and me & my tog grabbed our shit and ran away!

    I'm still in shock! Seriously... WHO DOES THAT? Who the fuck goes to the beach to masturbate?! It just shocks me that some people are such perverts and have such little respect for people. I mean yeah I was posing naked, but it's still a public place. Argh, it was sooo gross. Ahaha I just can't believe some people are so gross.

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    Probably a mentally ill person. Sometimes they have no inhibitions. I have a friend who moved from a small town in New York to Houston. One day, she was asking for directions, and the only one who was around was a bum. She was asking where the grocery store was, and she got a blank look. She looked down a little and realized that the guy was masturbating right in front of her.

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    Exhibitionists like that want a shock reaction. It's great that you laughed coz that is the opposite to what reaction they want. They get off on women screaming or being shocked. The fact that you laughed would have ruined it for him so good on you!

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    Ew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Exhibitionists like that want a shock reaction. It's great that you laughed coz that is the opposite to what reaction they want. They get off on women screaming or being shocked. The fact that you laughed would have ruined it for him so good on you!
    haha yeah we made a very loud point of laughing our heads off and pointing and saying "ahahaha what a freak!"

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    ^^^
    good

    when i was studying psychology my lecturer said that is the best reaction to have to those perves.

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    Was this Maslin Beach the south end?

    Shame as I went to that beach when I was in Adelaide last (quite awhile ago now) and it was packed with people of all shapes, sizes and ages. I didn't notice anyone really perving on me. Then again I was perving myself at the guys and being amazed at some of the penises on the old men.

    Ok. I'm busted. I'm a perv. lol.


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    yea it was maslin.

    there was hardly anyone there at all today. but it's not summer, and it's a tuesday, so i guess it's not really peak time for beach-goers.

    i was the only female on the entire beach, and i think my tog and i were the only people there under 35. there was a naked man doing some fishing nearby us, and he wasn't pervy at all, he was mostly just interested in his fishing. and there was some other clothed man who came and stood right next to my tog and started asking him lame questions about his camera while staring directly at my tits. and there was another naked man walking around who looked hilariously similar to saddam hussein. and then there was masturbators #1 and #2. they were the only people we saw.

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    Eewwww!! That's creepy but so funny! If he was in it for shock value, at least you didn't give him what he wanted!! What a freak! I probably would have had a fit!

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    They do that shit here at the nude beach too. We call 'em "bush wackers," cause they sit in the bushes and wack off. Once, as I was getting out of the water, some asshole was laying down on a rock right by where I had to get out, and he was holding a camera by his leg and snapped a shot. I started screaming at him, and he pretended not to know english, while I kept reaching for the camera. Not a single person there helped me. I'm still pissed about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    there was a naked man doing some fishing nearby us, and he wasn't pervy at all, he was mostly just interested in his fishing.
    i'm not sure if this or the "bush wacker" comment was more funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    I'm still in shock! Seriously... WHO DOES THAT? Who the fuck goes to the beach to masturbate?! It just shocks me that some people are such perverts
    Eh, whaddaya expect Darcy? If I saw your sexy self naked on the beach, I would have touched myself too

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
    Eh, whaddaya expect Darcy? If I saw your sexy self naked on the beach, I would have touched myself too

    I was kinda thinking the same thing LOL . But I will just continue to do it from the privacy of my own home for now .

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    Laughing and pointing is the reaction these creeps don't want! Good for you for laughing in his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn View Post
    They do that shit here at the nude beach too. We call 'em "bush wackers," cause they sit in the bushes and wack off. Once, as I was getting out of the water, some asshole was laying down on a rock right by where I had to get out, and he was holding a camera by his leg and snapped a shot. I started screaming at him, and he pretended not to know english, while I kept reaching for the camera. Not a single person there helped me. I'm still pissed about it.

    Hippie Hollow I presume? Yup, got a wanker there once myself. Me and my girls were lying out topless. I look over, and he's rubbing one out using his Coppertone as lube. I know I've related this story before. Unfortunately, I was really shocked. Fortunately, we were leaving, so he didn't see my reaction, as I had my back to him.

    That's what I enjoyed about the nude beaches in St. Martin, and going topless on many Euro beaches. The attitudes are different over there, and I've never seen an overt perv touching it in my presence.

    Nothing wrong with looking from your shades at a distance, I do that too. But have some respect people!

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    Wow. I would have laughed too....and pointed at the guy "Oh look, it looks like a button on a fur coat". I like adding insult to injury.....

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    Whoa, I wouldn't think masturbating on a nude beach would be allowed. Ha, good thing you laughed at him. He probably doesn't get to see naked hotties like you at all Darcy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    there was a naked man doing some fishing nearby us, and he wasn't pervy at all, he was mostly just interested in his fishing.
    You could always have pointed your bush wacker towards the fisherman and said:

    "Going fishing as well? Pity the bait is so small".

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    Thats still gross. Not in public dude...cant he just go home and wank to the thought of you instead? I swear some people have no shame.
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    "Awww! Look! Isn' that CUTE? It looks just like a penis--only SMALLER!"
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    lol


    when i was 16 i was getting stoned with a friend at an innercity park, the tree we were in (yep, a tree) was hallow, pretty cool really, anywho, this guy came and sat on one of the branches and started wanking. full daylight, in a popular park. we started to walk away when this mother and 2 small girls like under 5, started walking towards the tree- we told her there was a dude wanking there and might not be a good idea for the kids eyes- poor mum, she freaked out screaming for her kids to come back away from the tree.

    sad.

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    Gross!!

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    I have to confess that if I saw Darcy naked on a beach I'd prolly play wif myself right in front of her too.

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    There were probably some bush wackers when I went to the nude beach in Darwin (just past Casurina) yet I didn't notice any as it was a looooooooooooong beach and it would be kinda hard to see me as the distance between the bushes and the water was a decent length............................unless they had help lol.

    I count myself lucky with all my nudist beach experiences as I havn't had this happen to me at one ...............................yet.

    I really don't know how I would react.

    The fisherman was a true fisherman if a hot naked youngin like yourself was there and he didn't blink and eye lid.

    Any of my topless/nude shoots I take it for granted that there are going to be pervs. As long as they keep their distance from me the and the shoot.. I don't care. It's only a body and I have to admit that I have an inner nudist (and have a kink in loving to be watched - the whole vouyerism thing).


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    Last time something like that happened to me I pulled a confused face and went, "Why are you showing me your belly button?"

    What's worse is I really thought it was a belly button!

    I'm so sorry this happened to you. Good thing you laughed! I bet he was self conscious for months!

    And hey, nobody should say she should expect it for being hot. That's kinda, imo, wrong. It's her fault? 'scuse me?


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