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    Default Apparently, someone's asleep at the wheel

    I just received, via snail mail, an invitation to wear the at May graduation. Now, there are two major things wrong with this message.

    1. I'm not graduating in May. I don't have enough credits.
    2. I'm very, very white. Almost translucent.

    So, much though I appreciate the invitation to wear a symbol of Ghanaian pride and history, I don't think I fit the mold of those expected for the kente cloth ceremony. I'll be declining the offer, thanks.

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    Default Re: Apparently, someone's asleep at the wheel

    Now that's hilarious.

    I hated wearing a kente cloth scarf on my choir robe as a teen, and I'm far from translucent!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Oh, admit it, rozz... you're really a 67 year old Ghanaian hermaphrodite!
    I admit nothing!! *looks innocent*

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    Default Re: Apparently, someone's asleep at the wheel

    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda View Post
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    I hated wearing a kente cloth scarf on my choir robe as a teen, and I'm far from translucent!

    Me too.


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    Default Re: Apparently, someone's asleep at the wheel

    maybe it's one of those Nigerian financial scams.

    they're offering you the kente if you transfer $6,000,000 in slush funds from their former Interior Minister, Mr. uh, Abubu?

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    Hahaha! That's so awesome, rozz!

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    Default Re: Apparently, someone's asleep at the wheel

    Maybe they're branching out? You know, in the spirit of diversity?

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    Default Re: Apparently, someone's asleep at the wheel

    that completly cracked me up
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    I think you should accept and show up with the letter and expect to graduate!
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