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    Can You Say L-O-S-E-R?

    Yeah...I had my "duh" moment of probably...like...the year!

    I went outside to check the mail and these stupid little dogs that have been running loose in the neighborhood came in my yard. I came back out the door (after almost walking in) to shoo them, and right after I closed the door I remembered I had locked it!

    So...I'm going through the yard trying to figure out how to get inside (Mox has a key but he's an hour away at work, and I have no way to call my dad to get the only other key there is)...I'm in pajama pants and house shoes with messed up hair and all.

    So...I realize I left the kitchen window open when I was washing dishes and try to get on a patio chair to hop in (it's way high up and little), and the chair breaks and I fall in the muddy grass below (it's been raining)! I got a little smarter, though, and went and pulled our trash dumpster around to the back yard and hopped up on that.

    Yeah...I probably looked like I was breaking in and stuff. I kicked off my nasty wet house shoes and managed to fall into the kitchen sink (instead of on the floor).

    My thought: I'm SO glad I did dishes because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to come through that window (they were piled up and it would have been super hard to navigate around them)!

    So...anyway...thought I'd let you guys in on my retardedness. Too bad I don't have pictures.

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    HA!! weren't u just talking about those dishes in the random thread??? I'm glad u did them too!

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    Awww u poor thing! I've had to crawl through a window and land in a kitchen sink before .. had some nasty bruises from it, and lost a bracelet in the giant air conditioner thing that I stood on to get up to the window. Hopefully none of your neighbors called the cops .. although if they did, shows they care about the safety of the neighborhood, so .. maybe it wouldn't have been so bad. Glad you made it back inside though!!

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    ^I didn't see anyone outside, so hopefully nobody called them! All I could think of was my big butt hanging out the window in plaid pajama pants with pink house shoes!

    Some robber I'd be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deni View Post
    ... my big butt hanging out the window in plaid pajama pants with pink house shoes!

    Some robber I'd be!

    I've got the greatest image in my head right now... hahaha next time I'm in my 'dark place' I'll think of your plaid pink butt and smile

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    Oh my...I have been there. I got all dressed for work, left the house, only to realize I forgot my keys. But I did remember to lock the door behind me!
    Had to call the damn locksmith.

    I think the best story ever was the day I got locked IN my house. When I was a nurse, I had just moved into this apartment, and I didnt have phoen service yet, all I had was my work pager. Got all ready to leave, and for soem reason, the door was jammed. Wouldn't open. All the windows were nailed shut. The backdoor led to...a patio a few stories up. No way I was jumping. So Im late for work, my pager keep going off every 5 minutes from my boss, to see why I havent shown up for work. I ended up hiding iot in a dresser drawer so I wouldnt hear it beep.

    Evevtually..my uncle shows up and starts knocking on my door. Apparently, my work was so worried abotu me no showing, they called my emergency contact, my aunts house, and asked them to check on em and see why I never showed for work, so my uncle came over to check up on me. He ended up takign my door off the hinges to get me out. The lock or something had jammed or gotten stuck or something.

    I did not get wrote up for missing work that day. Instead..I gave my boss quite a laugh, and an award for the best ever reason for a call off/no show.

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    lol Kaylinn .. I have no idea what I would do in that situation, you were on total lockdown!! yikes!

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    i did something remarkebly dumb too. I threw my keys away in the dumpster. I had to go in after them too. talk about gross and dumb. thankfully its one of those small ones that you can just lean in and over and reach things. yuuuuckk!
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    Well, glad it's not just me!

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    haha, the only thing i have to say is i'm glad you did your dishes!

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    My forgetfulness prevention trick with keys was to put a bell on the keychain...I would hear the bell when I was walking around or getting out of my car & it was an instant reminder of "Keys!"
    As for the house, you can always leave the tiny windows ajar...& then pay a kid to squeeze in & let you in when you can't get in any other way! Not safe though. I really like the security systems with keypad codes...much easier...

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    I used to lock my keys in the car so often, I got one of thoes magnetic key hider thingys you use to hide a key under the wheel well. Sometimes....I just DEFINE ditzy blonde....

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    Sounds like something that would happen to me on one of my better days, except I'd be wearing a nightgown and high heels.
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