Yeah...I had my "duh" moment of probably...like...the year!
I went outside to check the mail and these stupid little dogs that have been running loose in the neighborhood came in my yard. I came back out the door (after almost walking in) to shoo them, and right after I closed the door I remembered I had locked it!
So...I'm going through the yard trying to figure out how to get inside (Mox has a key but he's an hour away at work, and I have no way to call my dad to get the only other key there is)...I'm in pajama pants and house shoes with messed up hair and all.
So...I realize I left the kitchen window open when I was washing dishes and try to get on a patio chair to hop in (it's way high up and little), and the chair breaks and I fall in the muddy grass below (it's been raining)! I got a little smarter, though, and went and pulled our trash dumpster around to the back yard and hopped up on that.
Yeah...I probably looked like I was breaking in and stuff. I kicked off my nasty wet house shoes and managed to fall into the kitchen sink (instead of on the floor).
My thought: I'm SO glad I did dishes because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to come through that window (they were piled up and it would have been super hard to navigate around them)!
So...anyway...thought I'd let you guys in on my retardedness. Too bad I don't have pictures.![]()



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