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    Some wiley customer stole my skirt yesterday! I did dances right after stage, so I never put it back on. After a few dances- gone. I don't know what happened. My boyfriend got a good laugh when I complained to him about it when I got home. He said some guys like taking souvenirs and that it was probably on someone's bed post by now.

    WTF? It matched my top. Oh well, I guess it's a good reason to go shopping.

    Is this common?

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    I have never seen a dancer's clothes stolen, but, then again, I have never seen a dancer leave her clothes unattended.

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    You haven't? Well they take them off right? They kind end up near the edge of the stage while I finish my dance. It's pretty easy for someone to grab it while I'm on the other side of the stage, or upside down on the pole, defenseless and unable to guard my stuff.

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    I lost a shoe back when I was a beginner. And I've lost like 10 000 pants. Now, if I'm wearing a thong I wrap it around my wrist when I take it off. If I'm wearing a non-thong, I just try to keep away from the edge of the stage. My place now doesn't have a tip rail, so nobody gets to steal anything.
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    Dancer's outer panties disappeared last month while we were having four consecutive dances. I didn't take them, but somebody did while our attention was elsewhere.

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    Would never occur to me to take her threads, but I guess that's as close as some guys will get...
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    Knicker bandits are more common - quite what the attraction of a dancer's knickers is escapes me, but I know a number of dancers that sell them.

    One, who shall remain nameless, kept getting e-mails from a guy asking where his panties were. She got pi**ed off, so put them on her dog until they were appropriately stained, then posted them.

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    Dancers need to start putting those tags on their clothes like they have in the department stores. When the perv walks out the door, the alarms go off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I lost a shoe back when I was a beginner. And I've lost like 10 000 pants. Now, if I'm wearing a thong I wrap it around my wrist when I take it off. If I'm wearing a non-thong, I just try to keep away from the edge of the stage. My place now doesn't have a tip rail, so nobody gets to steal anything.
    OK...OK...I will send you stuff back if you want. My closet is getting kind of full...

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    ^^^
    Thank you! I appreciate it. Let me just give you my address...

    Hey. Wait a second.
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    I've had thongs stolen and once a top. Can't leave anything around...

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    I'm wondering now if you are the same fucker who has been stealing my socks. I have dozens of missing socks - wtf kind of fetish is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    I'm wondering now if you are the same fucker who has been stealing my socks. I have dozens of missing socks - wtf kind of fetish is that?
    Can't help it...I have a thing for sock puppets...

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