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    Well, i learned tonight that i'm being hated on. apparently lots of it on a daily basis each time i work, according to a good friend and the housemoms. and the best part of this is that while it doesn't bother me at all, it means that i truly am a top earner, if other girls are drinking the haterade and spewing it.

    Last night Emily and I lassoed a big spender. setting: dead bar. i mean deader than it's ever been dead. 3 custys, two out of money, one there to see the bartender, that type of night. we are reading SW on Em's blackberry (haha) and then this guy walks in. he's a whale. for sure. he's got the blue blazer, the button-down shirt with no tie, khaki slacks and oxford shoes. he goes directly to the atm. he withdraws. he inserts card again. withdraws again. tries a third time but fails (our atm is weird, funny shaped card entrance), and then goes to bathroom. comes back out and goes BACK to the atm, but seems to be having difficulties. i look at her, she looks at me. we look around.. the sharks have started to circle, all of the girls want this guy. so i say to her, go ahead. i had a vip already, you didnt. she says let's double team him! im like, ok!! so we approach, from about 8 feet away she's super friendly, "Hiiiii!" and goes to his left. so i go to his right. we learn that he (supposedly) is an administrator for Virginia Colleges and Universities and needs a distraction from the massacre. so we nod, and i say let's go sit and get comfortable, and talk. he says, yes, let's go talk. so we walk him back to VIP, and he starts boasting that money doesn't matter, he just wants to talk. (ding ding ding ding!)

    he immediately gives each of us $100, the host $100. he starts boasting that he's a millionaire. later it's a multi-millionare. and even later it's billionaire! (pick one, buddy!!) so then, about 10-15 into it, he says that he wants to talk price. so emily starts high (which often works). "$3000 each!" he tells her she's crazy, and then says to her, "you be quiet while i talk to the SMART one!" and turns to me. we both looked at each other, it was the beginning of a long insulting vip where he was going to tell us how much better he was than us and how my best friend was stupid (made her say she was and made me agree) and when i'd leave for bathroom or whatever he'd try to turn her against me, making her say that i was a bitch (she told me later).

    we both knew to get his money, we'd have to take the insults, and just deal. he was sloshed, and a douche,, he bit me (3x!) and continually put my best friend down and wouldnt stop talking about how great he and his family were. so the entire time im tracing STFU onto emily's leg because im needing a way to outlet me frustration with him. he was the type to need to be always right, he was bragging that money wasnt an issue, he woudl pay thousands, millions etc etc, albeit the first time a guy has bragged abotu money and then SPENT it haha.. easily offended dancers wouldnt have dealt with him because he was downright arrogant and rude.

    i ended up charging him double (for each of us) of what we did. we spent two hours with him and then peaced out with him trying to get us to go home with him (lmao). and when i got home and googled him, i found nothing. figures.

    we agreed that it was worth it but we both were so wound up after it. today Em tells me that there was a LOT of hating and jealousy over what (was assumed) we had made. the best one was, "they're not even pretty!"

    this makes me feel SO good. i must be doing something right to be hated.
    *pats self on back*

    /endstorytime and self-praise.

    Love it!

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    eye on the prize!

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    And people say our job isn't hard! I probably would have died from choking on my own laughter.
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    i was stifling it pretty well.. but oh. my. god. i was ready to slap him stupid. i feel like i didnt get paid enough for what i dealt with, haha.

    oh and he came back, after going to his limo and then getting back out, knocking on the vip door to ask the host if one of us would go home with him. bahahaha! as if!

    Love it!

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    Our Emily? Heehee.


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    Chrissy,

    What a horrible fucktard. I hope you bled him dry! Maybe he'll become a regular? (You can't permit the biting, however; it's unhygenic.)

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    congratulations on girls hating you. It really is a sign. It gets really good when you start hearing crazy gossip about yourself...like" Oh, she sucks [email protected]#$ in the back" Although...that one, is just the haters doing your advertising for you. lol and congratulations on daddy warbucks...i'd would've told him anything he wanted too ...your buck- your fantasy

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Our Emily? Heehee.
    why yes of course our Emily.

    Love it!

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    The best part being that you never even noticed!
    "I thought everybody liked me! The customers all like me! I am VERY nice!"
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    This is precisely why I could never cut it in those type of clubs and preferred to work in bars with mainly stage tips. I definitely would not be able to contain myself while someone was insulting me. No matter how much he was paying.

    Congrats for keeping your focus and for being incredibly thick skinned. This is a great lesson for newbies and for those who waver on the line of "should I be doing this or not?"

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    Good job gilys i don't think I could have put up w/ his ass

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    Kudos! You're such an inspiration!
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    The best part being that you never even noticed!
    "I thought everybody liked me! The customers all like me! I am VERY nice!"
    But she is very nice! And let's be honest, we all are oblivious to 90% of the shit that goes on at work, 100% when we're making money.

    The non-haters like her just fine, she's friendly, smiles a lot, and hardly ever even jerks anyone off! And she's pretty, too! Good god almighty.

    This is awesome. Both the hateration and the story. takes a smart, Seven Sisters educated gal to play dumb sometimes . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    Our Emily? Heehee.
    yeah...he was a douche. I had to be like, "yeah, I'm not that smart, but I'm sweet. I am just glad I'm pretty enough to dance because I don't know what else I'd do." *doe eyes*

    The best part is there is no possible way they can gossip about us giving head and stuff. It was kinda out in the open in the chair section of the VIP. We had our dresses on and sat and talked most of the time. I danced for like...10 seconds. He jsut wanted to hear himself talk. He kept saying, "shhh! let me finish!"

    Asswipe.

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    ^^I dunno how you girls dealt with that. What a dickwad. I'm glad you guys made money though.

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    You have to admit, it takes an extremely self confident woman to pull this off though.

    I really admire that type of power and I wish I had it. It would transfer well to situations other than stripping. It's a good lesson for ANY woman, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    The non-haters like her just fine, she's friendly, smiles a lot, and hardly ever even jerks anyone off!
    well, i try to restrain myself at work, really. i mean to stifle those urges is difficult but i DO try.

    and yea, it took all my strength and such not to blast him for what he was saying. heh. and when the bartender was trying to explain the difference between funny money and the bartab, he did the "shhhhh.. listen, let me talk" nonsense to her. but we did get him to leave a $300 tip on the bar tab.

    i will never forget that nonsense, it was so.. surreal. it was funny too because we were saying how it was nice to be real with him (when he was semi sober) and not have to dumb ourselves down for him, and then he came out with the "you're a dumb blonde" comments to em.
    at least the dumb blonde and the bitchy redhead took him.

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    yeah...he was a douche. I had to be like, "yeah, I'm not that smart, but I'm sweet. I am just glad I'm pretty enough to dance because I don't know what else I'd do." *doe eyes*

    The best part is there is no possible way they can gossip about us giving head and stuff. It was kinda out in the open in the chair section of the VIP. We had our dresses on and sat and talked most of the time. I danced for like...10 seconds. He jsut wanted to hear himself talk. He kept saying, "shhh! let me finish!"

    Asswipe.
    I can seriously see you playing dumb with him...I actually just laughed out loud when I read it!

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    Could I please interject hear to say that I feel extra special on accounta I already knew this story cause sexy Chrissy called me after work and told me. *beams with pride*

    At least the douchewipe was worth some moolah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    ...i must be doing something right to be hated...
    I can't add to this, it's perfect.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    ...drinking the haterade and spewing it...
    And I keep seeing this 'haterade' it's hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    "yeah, I'm not that smart, but I'm sweet. I am just glad I'm pretty enough to dance because I don't know what else I'd do." *doe eyes*
    ahahahahaaha. You have no idea how hard I just laughed picturing that -- because I can -- and thinking of you. ahaha

    Emily, thank you so much for sharing with us this week. You have brought so much joy into my life by sharing your interactions with various and sundry douchebags. Bless you.

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    wow, thanks Susan! It makes it all worth it.

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    and shiiiiiiiit.. you are TOO pretty both of you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    and shiiiiiiiit.. you are TOO pretty both of you!
    and the girl that said that isn't really a stunner. But I guess she thinks she is.

    She's a day girl that's not allowed to work nights unless they are short on girls. Speaks volumes right there.

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    I love reading a story like this. It was like "yea buddy keep talking and paying me to hear yourself talk." *$$ as eyes* Some people like that take alot of will power to not tell them everything youre thinking about them. At least he wasnt eating up time for free.
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