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    I just HAVE to share this one, but didn't want to dig up the old behemoth of a "stupid bar stories" thread. I switched clubs (those of you that know me, know I work dive bars around Oklahoma) and am working at a new place. It's got all the cliches - the ceiling has holes, the floor is cheetah spotted - but the walls are zebra - none of the chairs are without holes, there's a tv that plays the history channel in the "VIP" room, the works. The dancers range from about 30- 45 or 50 in age range, and it is the place that old strippers in this town go to die. In walks Cherry Sin.

    I make nice with the chicks (they are all haterating, of course) and start my shift. I go to VIP with a custy, sit down, and find - that there are ROACHES, yes, ROACHES, on the wall behind my custy. I'm faced with a terrifying decision - say something, and move us, or put up with it.

    I talked him into sitting by the second stage, where I danced for "his eyes only" in lieu of VIP, and we sat by the stage. I begin to do all my VIP drinks in a dim recess by stage two, and it works okay for me. The other girls start to get pissy about it, and one chick (her name is Michelob - yes, like the beer) gets in my face screaming about it, and basically being a bitch. I shake it off.

    By the grace of God and her excellent BJ skills, she gets a $50 drink in the VIP room. These chicks have been here since dawn of time, and apparently, the roaches don't bug them. So when this chick starts to scream bloody murder, we figure something must be wrong, and rush over. She is on the table, as a HUGE rat is on the floor gnawing on her panties. It's a big, bold, nasty one, looking up at us like, RAWR! The bouncer picks up one of Michelob's shoes, beats it to death, and hands her shoe back to her, covered in yuck.

    The custy bought her another one.

    She danced in the rat gnawed t backs the rest of the night.

    She didn't wipe off her shoe.

    Good times.

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    Ok, now I want to hurl.

    Find. Another. Club. Fast.

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    I don't mind dancing at a dive - there's NO competition. I don't talk numbers, but I've made upwards of 500 every night I've worked. It's a smart move financially if you can have a sense of humor about the place and the girls.

    Besides, you get great stories - watching a chick change her tampon on stage is hilarious beyond all measure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin View Post
    I don't mind dancing at a dive - there's NO competition. I don't talk numbers, but I've made upwards of 500 every night I've worked. It's a smart move financially if you can have a sense of humor about the place and the girls.

    Besides, you get great stories - watching a chick change her tampon on stage is hilarious beyond all measure.
    Oh I hear you on the dives. I only worked in bars, not clubs and my area can tend to look like Oklahoma, I'm sure.

    But you're working in a place that puts your health at risk. That's not cool.

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    ^^^ The problem is that I really don't wanna commute to work, and while there are about 10 clubs around here, only two of them are nice at all - one I am banned from (I broke a guy's nose and cheekbone with a pool ball) and you have to be 21 to work at the other (I'll be 20 this summer).

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    This cracked me up. You really need to start writing short stories about your experiences at these establishments. Michelob!

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    I'm working on a novel right now.

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    OMG.....rat guts up her punana??? Call the health Dpt on the club...it'll force them to clean up!

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    I needed that laugh.

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    ^^^To her credit she washed them in the "Dancer Laundry Area" (Read: dishtub filled with soapy water and the chicks throw in their clothes and let em soak til they go back to work the next time).

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    Can you bring your own traps and bug spray with you? That would make a nice addition to any dive dancer's bag!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin View Post
    ^^^ The problem is that I really don't wanna commute to work, and while there are about 10 clubs around here, only two of them are nice at all - one I am banned from (I broke a guy's nose and cheekbone with a pool ball) and you have to be 21 to work at the other (I'll be 20 this summer).
    OK then, if you are resigned to working at this place, I order you to slather yourself in anti-bacterial gel every 5 minutes and wear a full body condom!

    Seriously though, just look after yourself, ok? These stories are way entertaining and all, but I'd hate for you to be directly a part of them in any way.

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    Oh, Lord, Yes.

    Most of the girls walk around barefoot or in those 4.99 ballet slipper houseshoes you get from Target, and I SHUDDER to think about the stuff they are walking on. Gross, y'know?

    Said chick was wearing these little green wedge shoes from payless. (Her outfit was a tan swimsuit - one piece. MATCH, people! MATCH!)

    LOL. I love my dives. Such good times.

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    A RAT was chewing on her panties!!!!!!!! Like, seriously, a rat? I would have paid serious money to see her play tug of war with said rat and put them back on...Bwahahahahahahahaha
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    P.S. When you write that book I want to be the first to know!
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    OMG, a friggin' rat? I HATE rats! The Deja Vu here in Nashville had roaches and rats, and I refused to drink anything that had been in the areas where I knew there were rats. The rats hid in the supply closet with all the cups and napkins and bags of Coke, etc. and it grossed me out. I knew they were running around the club when it was closed. We even had an exterminator that came in once a week during the day to spray.

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    lol cherry sin i know how you feel..i worked at a club like that for 6 months and rats would eat my shirt when it was in my locker. they would crawl over your feet when u were giving a dance, etc. god forbid you turned on the water in the back because it was brown, and all the girls would sound like men from the mold in the walls LOL. the entire "rawr" part about the rats cracked me up!!

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    I am torn between disgust and pure entertainment... DylanAngel's got a great point, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!! But these stories are so fucking hilarious. I would LOVE a book. Perhaps you should start a blog and I would totally subscribe!! I wish you could have a hidden camera in your shoe or something .. the footage would be priceless..

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    This is the grossest AND greatest story I've ever heard.

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    Cherry Sin, you were my first Favorite Poster when I was a newbie lurker...You sure yr not making these stripper names up...lol....I remember Sentra haha (Sentra who changed her Tampon on stage or was it someone else)

    A novel? And a collection of short stories too right? Ahhhh a tan one piece and lime green wedges. Who are these ladies? Are they married? Is it near OK City or what? I drive thru there sometimes I'd stop in and gladly spend my $ on you...

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    It's near Tulsa - about an hour and a half away from OKC.

    And yeah, Sentra, with the chaw cup and tampon changing. Good times!

    The book should be live in about a month - the plan is to use lulu.com to publish it, with it's own blog with choice excepts. I'll put up a thread when I'm done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin View Post
    The book should be live in about a month - the plan is to use lulu.com to publish it, with it's own blog with choice excepts. I'll put up a thread when I'm done.
    That site is great! We've been looking for an outlet to publish hubbys book...thanks!

    And if I ever get to OK..I totally want to see this freak show of a club!!!

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    Ok, first I would inform the manager of this health issue as well as the Health Dept. I would tell the club that they need to BOMB the hell out of this club, during closing hours for at least every night for two weeks to get that mess out of there. OMG I wouldn't not have been able to perform watching roaches crawl the walls...







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    watching a chick change her tampon on stage is hilarious beyond all measure.
    I cannot imagine. Your stories are hilarious. I can't believe you're only 19 - you have seen a lot haven't you?
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    OMG, I can't stop laughing. Ugh, club sounds nasty, but holy hell you're entertaining
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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