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    Default My boyfriend....

    I pick on my boyfriend all the time that he's becomming an old man, ever since he picked up a cigar habit. But today takes the cake.

    He walks into the computer room in his boxers, lights a cigar, and says, I need a magazine, gotta shit. He find a Maxim, puts it under his arm, and heads towards the bathroom, puffin away on the cigar.

    When did we become a 70 year old couple?

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    My man is starting to use eye cream (but shhhh, if anyone finds out he'll commit suicide!), but I've yet to see something like that. What a spectacle!!!

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    My B/F is 27........ not old by any standards...but....

    For Valentines Day this last year... I bought my boyfriend some Chocolates(course) and a two part CD of Neil Diamonds greatest hits....

    So how did we spend Valentines day? Me curled up on the sofa..while listening to Neil Diamond... while he drank a cup of coffee, and read the newspaper.

    That was my ... OMG...how old is he???

    It's cute though...hehe...I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    He walks into the computer room in his boxers, lights a cigar, and says, I need a magazine, gotta shit. He find a Maxim, puts it under his arm, and heads towards the bathroom, puffin away on the cigar.
    No, you're not an old couple. When he starts drinking prune juice and bitches about the current events and underaged boys......then you should start to feel old.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    I've had similar things happen within the last year and hes only 26.

    He picked up a cigar habit in Vegas, started watching Paula Deen on the Food Network, worries about getting colon cancer and is taking supplements for it and sips scotch on the rocks at 11am. I feel like hes my grandpa.

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