Happy birthday, oh Hottie-licious McHotterson.





Happy birthday, oh Hottie-licious McHotterson.
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Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
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I remembered when you started posting and I had to wipe away the drool...
Happy b-day beautiful!!!





Happy Birhtday, Don't shed your yearly skin too early!! -ahh lame joke I know.
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
Happy birthday!!! (-:
Happy Birthday!!!
And are you really 57?! I thought you were like 30 or something!![]()
Happy birthday Hotness!!
57?? thats a joke right? I thought you were way younger then me(I'm 33) 57 cant possibly be anything but a joke....
^^That's what I thought but it says todays birthdays Snakebabe(57)
And it's not like she just looks good for her age she's friggin hott!
Last edited by BalletBaby; 04-19-2007 at 02:50 PM. Reason: spelling
I KNOW!! I figured she was about 30, solely because of her extensive knowledge and experience(if we were going on looks alone I'd say 25 or 26). And looks damn good FOR 30!!! If she is truely 57..she must be from the same planet Christie Brinkley and Dick Clark are from where you never age!!
Just a side note...Maria..I was poking around your website and the "Sad But True Stories" were amazing! I was a vet tech for years and sadly I've heard SO many stories like that it is incredible to me the unbelievably wrong info that people INSIST is true. Often to the extreme detriment of any animal in their care.
The next time I am in Vegas I hope to be able to meet you and catch your show!





Have a fabulous birthday!! =)
happy birthday!!!! hope its great!
Happy B-day Maria




Happy B-Day![]()





Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday sweetheart!!!!!
Happy birthday Maria. You are truly amazing, in both beauty and compassion! I hope to one day meet you. Today, the hugs and kisses are for YOU!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
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"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"




Happy Birthday, fellow April 19th baby!!!
Have a fantastic day, you gorgeous thing you.![]()
"Doc still loved true things, but he knew it was not a general love and it could be a very dangerous mistress." - John Steinbeck, Cannery Row
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Oh my gosh!
I had two shows today and I just got home and saw this topic.
thanks everyone so much for your birthday wishes.
Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria
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happy birthday sexy




Happy birthday!
And for being "way over 30".......your freakin' hot!

Happy birthday.
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