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    "Vagina Power."

    settle in and watch . . . my jaw dropped and didn't come back up.

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    ... public access??? penis power?? "her vagina is cold.. he soothes it... those DOGS out there."


    I didn't know there was an "inter-vagina," either.

    this is really fucking frightening. thank god i don't live in atlanta with limited access cable... at least my men buy me bowls of LJSilver shrimp ANd a mouth full of sperm... oy gavult.

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    E.....


    ...gads.



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    Ohhhh-kayyyy.......
    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

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    Wow.

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    I'm in Atl and I've never seen that show. Interesting.

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    I got to the 5min mark... I couldn't go any further... I had heard enough.


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    ok,maybe it's too early for me or it's just way over my head....i'm hoping it's just cause it's early morning...

    but i'm confused as to exactly what the hell she's trying to say!? sounded just like rambling to me. penis good? penis bad? might as well be a les?

    someone please explain to moi! lol





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    Is it me or does she say "Buh-gina" throughout the whole video?

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    Thank you for posting this Susan.

    Alexyss Tylor has valid points.

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    This was posted in Blue a day ago from Youtube, but Youtube nuked it. Thanks for the refresher, Susan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno View Post
    This was posted in Blue a day ago from Youtube, but Youtube nuked it. Thanks for the refresher, Susan.
    Isn't a little sad that frank talk about sex in America is censored quickly....But violence is considered a newsworthy topic "(If it bleeds, it leads"?)

    Just saying. This is a good Member Boards topic....Just saying...

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    Heh. Wow. I like the end while they awkwardly grooved to the credit music. I felt like a foot-stomp on a vibrator would have been more appropriate. Or not? Maybe I didn't get it. I would've probably been like the lady on the left..."Jack rabbits huh? I remember seeing those bouncing around outside..."

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    ^^^ I know! "Being a girl from the country, i know a jackrabbit as a thing that hops around all the time . . . "

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    Vagina penetration, a lot of women are hooked on clitorial stimulation!!

    This is great, I love this woman, she's the female Jesse Jackson of sexay!

    Aside from that, she makes some seriously salient points.

    PENIS POWA!!! It reminds me of the "one". He had that powa....

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    I love "PUBIC ACCESS TELEVISION" Haahahahh.

    Consider Miss Tylor's video a freestyle rant on the evils of women thinking with their cum hungry hatchetwounds. (& Vice versa- The evil of thinking with the Brainkilling Pogostick in the Pantalones.)

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    Fucking brilliant. Thanks, Susan!

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    what was the point she was trying to make. I dont quite understand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post
    what was the point she was trying to make. I dont quite understand...
    THANK YOU!!!! I thought it was just me..maybe just watching it too early in the a.m., but I can just hear the air blowing through my ears...i don't know wth she's trying to get across! lolol





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    ^I don't even think she had a point. She just seemed to be really, really horny and obessed with good dick but not happy with herself about it. Sounds like a personal problem to me.

    LMAO @.. You can feel the heat through the pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    E.....


    ...gads.



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    "They aint hittin the walls or workin the middle." LMAO!!!

    Flow convo:
    Men are dogs>penis power>Not workin it right>sex toys>jack rabbits>.......It was really that bad I couldnt finish.
    quote from the comments:
    "she insane, her mind aint good, becaue the penis done ejaculated all in her brain". . . . priceless
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    LMAO wtf.
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    I really hope that this post was meant for laughter, not education. I couldn't stop laughing ... "This man won't even buy you one of dem shrip plate from Long John Silver..what that plate like $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm...and he won't give you no light bread." I mean, she's got a valid point, but it's just hilarious to me..
    LADIES: "DON'T LET ANY MAN HIT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR VAGINA, THE ROOT OF YOUR VAGINA..EVERY MAN MIGHT NOT KNOW, BECAUSE HE MIGHT NOT HAVE A PENIS TO REALLY HIT THAT BOTTOM.."


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    She might start screaming out 'yeah daddy that's it' .. or she might start cursing ...and then her mind ain't good, the penis done ejaculated all in her brain...


    ^THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET HIM HIT THE ROOT OF YOUR VAGINA^

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    okay, I really really really want to continue to post quotes from this video, but it's too much... is there someplace to find a manuscript or something of what was said in this video?? I would like to read and understand what I'm hearing because I am confused out of my mind, and I cannot stop laughing.. like a 13 year old boy in a sex ed class but 5000000 times worse!!

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