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    So sometimes my BF will take my car to work and there won't be a car in the driveway, so it looks like no one is home but I am. I have a large screened in porch on the side of my house that my dog goes on and can see out to the entire front yard. The same mailman comes by everyday and drops the mail off, and then goes and scratches the screen to make that weird noise and teases her, for maybe 5 minutes or so. She goes totally nuts! He doesn't know I know and I watch him out from the peephole I have on my screen porch door. What should I do? I want to play a prank on him, nothing too mean or anything, just for laughs.

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    Default Re: Mailman Teasing My Dog

    I'd report his behaviour to the Post Office. I would also confront him as he is doing it.

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    Default Re: Mailman Teasing My Dog

    Well he isn't being mean, just having fun, so I don't want to get him in trouble or anything.

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    If he doesnt know you are home..why not just wait behind the door and burst out yelling BOO! Silly I know..but it would scare the pants off him..maybe embarrass him a bit too. But not get him in trouble. then you could invite him in for coffee and tell him that your husband is not home and take his pants ......wait....damn...I've done too much porn.....

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    Screw pranking him. If he got bit, he damn sure would turn you in. Even though he is taunting your dog on your property.

    If your dog is not current on rabies and a license by the county you will have to pay a fine and get the shot and tag.

    Mailmen are a pain in the ASS when it comes to dogs. I went through this shit TOO MUCH.

    Open that door fast and tell him to stop. This is how dogs turn mean, by being taunted. This is how one gets bit by doing this shit thinking it's funny.

    Yea...tell him to stop, now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    Screw pranking him. If he got bit, he damn sure would turn you in. Even though he is taunting your dog on your property.

    If your dog is not current on rabies and a license by the county you will have to pay a fine and get the shot and tag.

    Mailmen are a pain in the ASS when it comes to dogs. I went through this shit TOO MUCH.

    Open that door fast and tell him to stop. This is how dogs turn mean, by being taunted. This is how one gets bit by doing this shit thinking it's funny.

    Yea...tell him to stop, now!
    Yeah she has her rabies tag on all the time along with her name plate. She's always kept fenced in as well. I'm planning on video taping it like 2-3 times with my camera.

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    Default Re: Mailman Teasing My Dog

    Is she where she can bite him or is she inside the screen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Is she where she can bite him or is she inside the screen?
    Inside the porch, no way she can get him or get out, the screen has latice work for the first half so she can't bite a hole.

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    Hmm. Then doesn't seem like he's doing any harm, just playing with her. I can't think of a trick to play. But I'll let you know if I do. I like tricks.

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    I wouldn't play around when it comes to our animals. Is easier on the dog to if you just ask him to stop. I'm sure he will. And the dog will stay calm. That is taunting, though he means no harm, dogs don't know this.

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    Haha, i am just picturing the weird mailman teasing a crazy dog and an eyeball peering from the sidelines. This post made my day i actually laughed....i hardly ever laugh these days unless it's a fake laugh.
    It's just sounds like such a funny situation!

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    Oh yea they r right do videotape it just for safety.

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    Default Re: Mailman Teasing My Dog

    if he's just playing with the dog (nicely), then prank his butt.

    if he's being a douche, then video him and get his ass.

    hmm, some pranks to play...
    how about a recording of a BIG dog? while he's playing with your dog, play the BIG dog sound outside and watch him jump! (you must video this, for us!)

    how about making a secret hole in the screen so that your dog can get out when the mailman comes next time? should scare him a little. or make the screen door fall apart on purpose as he plays with your dog. he'd freak out and run probably thinking he busted your door!

    or a really spooky thing is to put a microphone/speaker on your dog and talk back to the guy as if you're the dog.

    for example:
    mailman: "how are you today? been a good dog?"
    dog: "arf arf. eh, the people are out and i'm hungry."
    mailman:
    dog: "got any treats? can i hump your leg? arf arf."

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    What a jerk thing to do. But after reading the replies, I agree with Pamela. He should be embarassed when you tell him you've seen him do it over and over again and hopefully he'll stop. She's right- do what's best for your dog.

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    Does this really deserve a thread? He is just playing with your dog. I think you might be overreacting. If it bothers you so much, you could (think of this) just politely ask him to stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopy View Post
    or a really spooky thing is to put a microphone/speaker on your dog and talk back to the guy as if you're the dog.

    for example:
    mailman: "how are you today? been a good dog?"
    dog: "arf arf. eh, the people are out and i'm hungry."
    mailman:
    dog: "got any treats? can i hump your leg? arf arf."
    Ha ha, you have to try this one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopy View Post
    or a really spooky thing is to put a microphone/speaker on your dog and talk back to the guy as if you're the dog.

    for example:
    mailman: "how are you today? been a good dog?"
    dog: "arf arf. eh, the people are out and i'm hungry."
    mailman:
    dog: "got any treats? can i hump your leg? arf arf."
    Lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SillySuzie View Post
    Does this really deserve a thread? He is just playing with your dog. I think you might be overreacting. If it bothers you so much, you could (think of this) just politely ask him to stop.
    Well we are here to ask and give advice. And WE do love our pets.

    As far as doggie behaviour, a person "playing" with the dog, seems like taunting to the dog when it's barking at the person. Most dogs don't like people in uniform anyway. Yes this was worthy of a thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SillySuzie View Post
    Does this really deserve a thread? He is just playing with your dog. I think you might be overreacting. If it bothers you so much, you could (think of this) just politely ask him to stop.
    Lol this totally reminds me of the "homeless epidemic" episode of south park where stan keeps yelling at kyle about not encouraging cartman to jump bums with his skateboard.

    /random reference

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    fuck the prick this is the type of loser who will get your dog to bite him and then demand the dog be destroyed. it could also cause your dog to become fearful of strangers which will cause problems for u.

    report him to the post office.

    if i saw that id go out there and tear him a new fucking asshole.

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    And you stand there looking through a peep hole while this is happening?

    Weirdo...

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