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    Dancing for this ass in VIP. First he says, I'll be honest with you. Im a casting director for reality TV, and you really don't have the look for tv. I said well, good thing Im not interested in TV anyway.

    Then he says" I'll be honest with you, Kaylin. I fuck girls like you every day."
    I said whats your point?
    He said, No point, I was just lettin you know.
    I said, well, want a fuckin cookie?

    Then, the best part.

    I got to be honest with you, Kaylin. You got a little funk.
    I said huh?
    he goes, you know..from your armpits. Its a little funky.Very European of you.

    Speachless. I had no reply. I know I didn't stink, at all. He was my first dance of the night, and even if I had danced for hours...I don't stink. I never sweat. He probably smelled the funk from the couches or something. But I was speachless.

    What an ass!

    Then he started pullin me by the hair real rough. Grabbin my hips to grind into me more. I said, hon, you gotta be gentle. I dont like it rough.
    Then when I was facing him, my legs on the floor, he wrapped his legs around mine and pinned me on top of him, put his arms around my back, he pinned me to him. Tight.
    I said, Ok...VIP over. Im finished here.

    Well....that's my asshole customer rant of the night.

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    WOW. some guys just get off on being abusive. He was still the PL paying for the pleasure of your company- what a douche!




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    I'm just waiting for the day when I come accross a custy like this one.

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    "I'll be honest with you dillhole....if we werent in this club and you werent paying me...i wouldnt be talking to you. In fact..I probably would have thrown a drink at you by now. Loser"

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    Asshole.

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    "I fuck girls like you every day" what a jerk! And what a way to start off your night. I hope it didn't get to you.
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    I do dearly wish you had asked him, if he fucks girls like you every day, why he is in the club paying good money for a mere lapdance. I would love to have heard his answer.

    He's probably a janitor or some low-level pencil pusher, the fucking nitwit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday View Post
    "I fuck girls like you every day" what a jerk! And what a way to start off your night. I hope it didn't get to you.
    I laughed so hard at this.

    " you fuck girls like ME?? You mean girls that think you are nasty and ugly and ignorant and rude? Really?? I'm impressed..'cause it would take some SERIOUS skills to get a girl "like me" to get anywhere close to touching your, I'm guessing miniscule, pee-pee....way to go fuckface"

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    gosh thats horrible... people will say anything to boost their self esteem... like yek said, im sure he has some low paying job and gets no ass..... glad u kicked him outta there....

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    Um, true PL extraordinnare!

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    its like they say, "i'd sure love this job if werent for the customers." LOL
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    If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm View Post
    I'm just waiting for the day when I come accross a custy like this one.
    Yea I might do something violent if I came across some guy who tried to pin me down. Lets say his baby maker will be out of use due to busting wide open.

    Kaylinn you have alot of patience. I might have slapped the guy because some fierce wind from the back of my hand suddenly came around thus slapping my hand into his ugly face oops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I do dearly wish you had asked him, if he fucks girls like you every day, why he is in the club paying good money for a mere lapdance. I would love to have heard his answer.
    lmao yea really.. hope the rest of ur night was better XD

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    I wonder how much he pays to fuck girls that look like you if he has to pay you just to dance for him!

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    Poor guy. Its sad when they are desperate to have the upper hand. It probably makes him sad that he has to pay for attention and doesn't like pretty girls to know it.

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    He sounds like he's been reading some of those NLP Seduction books or internet boards. Like this one: http://www.themysterymethod.com/

    The trick is, in order to get a woman into bed, you need to "insult" her to bring her down a notch and get her to start questioning her self-esteem. Then you go in for the kill.

    Or, he was just an enormous piece of shit. Did you get him kicked out when you were done? That would have been nice......

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    ^^^^YUP!

    I would have read him well and served it to him. PLEASE send him to Myrtle Beach! I NEED someone to abuse today!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    "I'll be honest with you dillhole....if we werent in this club and you werent paying me...i wouldnt be talking to you. In fact..I probably would have thrown a drink at you by now. Loser"
    he he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'll be honest with you dillhole...

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    maybe when he said "i fuck girls like you every day" he really meant "i jerk off thinking about fucking girls like you", or, "i fuck girls like you every night...in my dreams".

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    He said "you got a little funk?"

    The perfect rejoinder is "and you got a little d*ck, but I didn't say anything!"

    The last customer that did this to me, I was actually too amazed to say anything. He was high on coke and gesticulated wildly at his head & flushed face, saying, "You girls are all messed up RIGHT HERE, all you want is money..." AFTER he had bragged about owning two ranches and two cars and blah blah blah....AMAZING.

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    If a customer told me I've gotta little funk, I would have said "Hell yeah!" and started dancing like James Brown.

    Then I would kick him the jewels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    He sounds like he's been reading some of those NLP Seduction books or internet boards. Like this one: http://www.themysterymethod.com/

    The trick is, in order to get a woman into bed, you need to "insult" her to bring her down a notch and get her to start questioning her self-esteem. Then you go in for the kill.

    Or, he was just an enormous piece of shit. Did you get him kicked out when you were done? That would have been nice......
    Yup. He figured if he said mean things to you he could shake your self-esteem and create a desire in you to win his approval. Then he's got the upper hand. It's even weirder when guys try it on you in real life. But hey, there must be women out there who fall for it, or guys wouldn't do it. Good for you for seeing it as the bullshit it is.

    I've used variation of this at work before. It doesn't work with everybody, but with select customer's it's gold. Act a little snotty to some people, and you can get them jumping through hoops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by josie View Post
    If a customer told me I've gotta little funk, I would have said "Hell yeah!" and started dancing like James Brown....


    Yeah, Kaylin, you did him a favor not kicking the fruit out of his loom... what a fucktard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubyTheRed View Post
    maybe when he said "i fuck girls like you every day" he really meant "i jerk off thinking about fucking girls like you", or, "i fuck girls like you every night...in my dreams".
    This thread is fucking hilarious... and MadMaxine, you ALWAYS have some funny shit to say. Girl you crack me up more than anybody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    This thread is fucking hilarious... and MadMaxine, you ALWAYS have some funny shit to say. Girl you crack me up more than anybody.
    Thank you. I'm Aggro stripper because I attract a disproportionate number of customer who have the "Submissive Asiatic/Latin Female Fetish"...They already assume I'll take abuse since that's their fetish.

    & Frankly some customers cannot get women IRL so they come to a SC...to be "teased"...which makes them angry & frustrated (they should have just stayed home...But they were bored & lonely...It's a vicious cycle...)

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