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    Default Re: Who killed sophiemarie?

    well one thing's for sure... she always made me feel .... better? ... about being bulimic...

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    Default Re: Who killed sophiemarie?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    You should throw it up AND get lipo!
    That was friggin' hilarious!

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    Haha, someone needs to make a Sohpie slideshow.

    How awkward did ya'll feel when someone would post something like:

    "Holy shit, Sophie is back, that's hilarious, time to push the block button!"

    and she'd reply happily:

    "YEP! I'm back sistassss! "

    And we all just blink....and glance around.....

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    well being in NY it's crazy and I just try to keep up with lipo.

    I need a tan.
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    Default Re: Who killed sophiemarie?

    My cat fuckin' LOVES fiji water!

    P.S. Lipo! Bullimia!

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    The only thing better is puking WHILE getting lipo!!! Its like a 2 for 1 diet!

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    Eating soup broth while puking while getting lipo while hustling (cause ya'll know she was a better hustler than ANY of us, even after she quit stripping and was sure glad to get out of that shit hole business fulla sluts but right after posting that posted that she was off to go to work at scores) while feeding her cat fiji water.

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    Default Re: Who killed sophiemarie?

    well, I wouldn't blame her, I mean she just spent all night pondering her cat's life.

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    I wonder what color sophiemarie's walls are. Are they gray or just plain white?

    *ponders*

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess View Post
    I wonder what color sophiemarie's walls are. Are they gray or just plain white?

    *ponders*
    My guess is they are splatter painted like a Jackson Pollock so if any puke gets on them during her spontaneous purge sessions it will blend in...

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    Maybe she uses her vomit as part of her paint on the walls. Like with those lil sponges and you sponge the walls into designs. Maybe she did hers in the shape of a lipo machine. Its her focal point

    I dunno the KFC thread is by far my fave.

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    Killing? Killing is bad. Don't kill people, just hustle n make that money sistas! The Pervians I live with taught me all about that! Hold on, must go purge, brb!

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    God damn it, girls. Stop vomiting, I can't keep up!!

    Shit, I'll just get lipo.


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    Default Re: Who killed sophiemarie?

    Seriously, I have been laughing my ass off at this thread. I wonder how many calories I can burn by laughing for long periods of time?

    I bet Sophie would know...

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    Default Re: Who killed sophiemarie?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Who cares, just puke up everything you eat (although you shouldn't be eating anyway!) and then get some lipo. Not that it matters, because where you are sucks anyway because it's not New York.
    I know, I feel very ashamed for eating soup once a week and not puking it up. I should probably go ahead a just give up on my life, because, like you said, there is nothing outside of New York.

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    ^Fuck is that where your thighs came from? You're not puking up that soup once a week?! I told it it would make you gain 100 calories a week if you did that! Here, just use Japanese miso soup... it comes up easier and doesn't burn as much... if you can't vomit it, the doctor does lipo shots for those tricky soup areas. Enemas are good, too.


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    Default Re: Who killed sophiemarie?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Jade View Post
    Don't give up, just get lipo! And a tan! Then we can go hit the clubs together in Jersey, even though they suck and you didn't like it here!
    But we're going to go to Jersey together so you can get me ready for New York, right?

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    Air is like 10 calories. Just so you know. So if you burp or fart alot you can avoid lipo.

    Bonus points if you have air behind explosive shitting. that's a double weight loss.

    Triple bonus points if you do that while getting lipo and vomiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    Air is like 10 calories. Just so you know. So if you burp or fart alot you can avoid lipo.

    Bonus points if you have air behind explosive shitting. that's a double weight loss.

    Triple bonus points if you do that while getting lipo and vomiting.
    Going. To. Die. Laughing.

    If I'm dead can I get lipo? Aren't there some doctors somewhere that will lipo me once I'm dead? Ah, yes, I remember, they're in New York.

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    ^ they pump you full of embalming fluid when you die. You need to make sure in your will that they make you rather slim looking rather than plump. there is nothing worse than a plump corpse. Ugh as if.

    My cat smells like tuna

    But death and prepration for burial is sorta like natures own lil' lipo. I mean you shit and piss yourself, so that's like 10 lbs. Then they scrape out all your organs so thats like 20 or so
    Add in sliming embalming and a weave girl you are hot!!

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    Dammit, I gotta change my will. I can't look dead and fat at my funeral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess View Post
    I wonder what color sophiemarie's walls are. Are they gray or just plain white?

    *ponders*
    Maybe they're padded?

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    The Food and Drug Administration.

    Just...answering the question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    The Food and Drug Administration.

    Just...answering the question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post

    My cat smells like tuna
    I just....died. Thanks Tart. You fuckin killed Pooka.

    Seriously, laughing.

    I died laughing.

    I hope MY corpse doesn't look chubby.

    This thread is the highlight of my week.

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