well one thing's for sure... she always made me feel .... better? ... about being bulimic...![]()





well one thing's for sure... she always made me feel .... better? ... about being bulimic...![]()





Haha, someone needs to make a Sohpie slideshow.
How awkward did ya'll feel when someone would post something like:
"Holy shit, Sophie is back, that's hilarious, time to push the block button!"
and she'd reply happily:
"YEP! I'm back sistassss!"
And we all just blink....and glance around.....
well being in NY it's crazy and I just try to keep up with lipo.
I need a tan.
I'm confused, but the Chewbacca Truffle Shuffle cleared it up. - Emily





My cat fuckin' LOVES fiji water!
P.S. Lipo! Bullimia!
The only thing better is puking WHILE getting lipo!!! Its like a 2 for 1 diet!





Eating soup broth while puking while getting lipo while hustling (cause ya'll know she was a better hustler than ANY of us, even after she quit stripping and was sure glad to get out of that shit hole business fulla sluts but right after posting that posted that she was off to go to work at scores) while feeding her cat fiji water.





well, I wouldn't blame her, I mean she just spent all night pondering her cat's life.
I wonder what color sophiemarie's walls are. Are they gray or just plain white?
*ponders*
Maybe she uses her vomit as part of her paint on the walls. Like with those lil sponges and you sponge the walls into designs. Maybe she did hers in the shape of a lipo machine. Its her focal point
I dunno the KFC thread is by far my fave.
Killing? Killing is bad. Don't kill people, just hustle n make that money sistas! The Pervians I live with taught me all about that! Hold on, must go purge, brb!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M





God damn it, girls. Stop vomiting, I can't keep up!!
Shit, I'll just get lipo.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Seriously, I have been laughing my ass off at this thread. I wonder how many calories I can burn by laughing for long periods of time?
I bet Sophie would know...





^Fuck is that where your thighs came from? You're not puking up that soup once a week?! I told it it would make you gain 100 calories a week if you did that! Here, just use Japanese miso soup... it comes up easier and doesn't burn as much... if you can't vomit it, the doctor does lipo shots for those tricky soup areas. Enemas are good, too.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Air is like 10 calories. Just so you know. So if you burp or fart alot you can avoid lipo.
Bonus points if you have air behind explosive shitting. that's a double weight loss.
Triple bonus points if you do that while getting lipo and vomiting.
^ they pump you full of embalming fluid when you die. You need to make sure in your will that they make you rather slim looking rather than plump. there is nothing worse than a plump corpse. Ugh as if.
My cat smells like tuna
But death and prepration for burial is sorta like natures own lil' lipo. I mean you shit and piss yourself, so that's like 10 lbs. Then they scrape out all your organs so thats like 20 or so
Add in sliming embalming and a weave girl you are hot!!





Dammit, I gotta change my will. I can't look dead and fat at my funeral.
The Food and Drug Administration.
Just...answering the question.
People are not ruled by their memories.





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