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    Darlene gets her period is on, haha, I frickin love that one! The one before this was the one where she smokes. Gosh I love this show. I hope the one after this is the one where she writes a poem.

    Anyway - what I was really gonna post was that tonight at work I was so stoked, cause there was an older guy who took me to the back immediately upon seeing me, so I start dancing for him - and he reaches for kitty and I pulled his hand away and told him that was off limits, and continue my dance, and he starts to undo his belt and I told him no, that wasn't going to happen either. So he told me just to go ahead and stop the dance because I wasn't what he was looking for. (duh, cause he was lookin for extras) So I'm like whatever, not phased by it (it's Houston), happy I at least got one dance and didn't even have to finish it - and he pulls out a 100 dollar bill and tells me to keep the change, and to never let this business change my standards, (or something like that). I was excited about it. An 80 dollar tip for not doing extras - in...in...Houston? - from...a guy looking for extras? Woot!

    Yeah....gonna go watch Roseanne, now.

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    Default Re: Yes! The episode of Roseanne where...

    Haha, I love Roseanne! A family show that's realistic and not all sugary sweet like Full House.

    And that's awesome that customer gave you an $80 tip instead of getting pissy!






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    Houston? i thought you were in cali...guess i need to pay attention in class more. Congrats on the wicked tip, and he's right..never let the business change ya.

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    wow--that's nuts! cool

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    OMG, I hate that show! I can't even stand to look at Roseanne for that long!

    And an $80 tip from someone looking for extras?? You deserve it baby!

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    I love Rosanne! Lol, everyone I ask to watch it with me is like, "Ewww! No way!".

    That is awesome about that custy!
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    Their Halloween episodes were the best. Remember Darlene as Tippi Hedren from "The Birds", complete with stuffed bird headgear & one eyeball being plucked out?

    Man, one of my earliest crushes was on Darlene. That long curly dark hair, brooding dry humor, AND comic book writing? *swoon*
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Their Halloween episodes were the best. Remember Darlene as Tippi Hedren from "The Birds", complete with stuffed bird headgear & one eyeball being plucked out?
    i looooove the halloween episodes. but they never rerun them

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    I hate the halloween episodes cause Roseanne always has one tooth blacked out for her costume and bad teeth make me uncomfortable!!!

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    .......I want Pooka extras.....



    (and oh yeah..Roseanne rocks)

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    *tells cameron under her breath to hang on a second....gonna go let someone know to keep an eye on the back dance booth*

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    *tells cameron under her breath to hang on a second....gonna go let someone know to keep an eye on the back dance booth*
    Awww man...you're ratting me out to the bouncers???

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    No! I'm paying the skanky girl at the bar to make sure no one busts us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    ...I hope the one after this is the one where she writes a poem....
    Are you talking about the one she has to write for school and it's awesome?!
    That 'to whom it concerns' or something?? I loved it..
    and I love Roseanne... it's deliciously white trash, but I watch it whenever I get a chance!

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    Yes! I don't remember all of it but its something like:

    "To whom it concerns, Darlene’s work will be late,
    it fell on her pancakes and stuck to her plate..
    To whom it concerns, my ma made me write this,
    and I’m just her kid, so how could I fight this..
    To whom it concerns, I lost my assignment,
    maybe I’ll get lucky, solitary confinement..
    To whom it concerns, Darlene’s great with the ball,
    but guys don’t watch tomboys when they’re cruising the hall..
    To whom it concerns, I just turned thirteen,
    too short to be quarterback, too plain to be queen..
    To whom it concerns, I’m not made of steel,
    when I get blindsided my pain is quite real..
    I don’t mean to squawk, but it really burns..
    I just thought I’d mention it, to whom it concerns..:

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    ^awwwwww, I this poem ...

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    Pooka, will you sing again??

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    Haha, only a true roseanne-addict would have memorized that shit.

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