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    Default Rich young dumb nymphomaniac...

    Haha, Tarts post about the man/woman poem reminded me of a song I always have in my head. (Y'all know pooka's gotta have her texas country)......so I'mma sing to ya'll about rich young dumb nymphomaniacs.

    Well welcome everybody to Willies place
    You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
    We got everything,
    The only thing that we lack
    is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down on her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    We'll give her great big tits
    And a little bitty ass
    A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
    A body like nobody's ever seen before
    She recently inherited a liquor store

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down on her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    Well she doesn't wanna marry
    And she doesn't wanna fight
    She doesn't give two shits if I stay out all night
    I bring home another woman
    She just gives me a smile
    Take off our clothes then we fuck in a pile

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down on her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    Make her a magic fingers mama
    That can roll up my doobs
    The best in the west at cooking chinese food
    She doesn't like to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
    She always compliments me on the size of my hose

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down on her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    We'll make her three feet tall
    And stand about to here
    With a flat spot on her head
    So I can rest my beer

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    *bows*

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    Default Re: Rich young dumb nymphomaniac...

    Hil-lar-iiiii-ous!!!!!



    You crack me up, Pooka!!

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    *prancing around happily singing to ya'll all kinds of lewd lyrics*

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    Haha. I promise I will soon.

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    Yes Pooka! You crack me up!!

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