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    So, anybody remember, a few weeks ago I found $100 bill in the bathroom and stupidly gave it to the attendant?

    Well, tonight (last night or whatever) I come into work and meet this guy.


    He is buying drinks, long islands, and is on his way to being rather intoxicated. He gets a few $20 dances all the while buying me drinks and flashing me wads of $100 bills, telling me, "don't worry I have plenty of coin".


    Yes, I'm experienced enough to know that's meaningless. So, I leave but keep coming back and getting a few more dances, annoyingly just $20 dances, but I still tolerate him and am polite.


    Finally, I talk his drunk ass into the 3 songs for $100. Oh, this is after he keeps going on and on about how he has plenty of money to spend and yada yada...


    Anyways, we start the first of three songs and he is so gross! Slobbering, trying to pinch my nipples and then relentlessly soliciting me. The time drags and if it wasn't the beginning of the night I would have ended the dance and moved on, however it was still early and I had no other prospects.


    So, at the end of the songs he peels of $100 and keeps insisting I go back to his Hotel. Blah, Blah and as I look down to put on my top what do I see?


    His HUGE wad of $100's!

    So, what should I have done ladies?

    Did I learn anything from the last time I found cash?

    Am I going to burn in hell?
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    Lol - thats beautiful!

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    Last time I was in a similar position (guy passed out 30 seconds into a 1hr VIP, dropping his money everywhere) I took the money for my hour, sat there for a little while, then woke him up and took him back to his friends.
    Not my fault he was out of his head, and I took only the money I was owed.

    But when they are gropey assholes, yes Id be very tempted to take a tip as an apology for his behaviour.
    I would depend on the AMOUNT of money we're talking about here.
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    Quite a significant amount, that now I am having trouble sleeping!

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    Don't..he paid for it by his abusive behaviour.

    Remember what we said about Karma..it's come back to bless you this time!







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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    ..Remember what we said about Karma..it's come back to bless you this time!
    YES!!! Good job handing that 100 over to the bathroom attendant!!! That's better than I would have done, and then I'd be watching some other girl picking 100s up off the floor....

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    Girl please! Cin is right!!! You wouldn't feel bad if the bastard was licking you in the grocery store would u? No!!!! At least you shouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerousdiva View Post
    Quite a significant amount, that now I am having trouble sleeping!
    Oh girl please.....don't have trouble sleeping...THAT'S WHAT HIS NASTY, DISRESPECTFUL, SLOPPY DRUNK ASS DESERVED.....serves his ass right....
    HA! HA! HA! I love those moments...yay for you mama!

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    Remember what we said about Karma..it's come back to bless you this time!
    I love that.

    I think it's great. Only because he sounds annoying as hell.
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    Damn girl, I should hang around you. I never find money.
    Cin and everyone else is right...they told you karma would come back, and it has. Dont lose sleep. Go buy yourself something nice. If you feel guilty, why don't you donate a few bucks to a charity? Or do something nice, like buy some grocerys for the poor old lady down the street and leave it on her doorstep or something.

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    It's yours. He misbehaved, and he got his. You were polite, acomadating and karma was in your favor. That money was meant to be yours1!!!!

    so tell us, how much?

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    Well, he wanted to get screwed, and he did. Maybe he'll learn not to get drunk and piss off a stripper. If he'd been really sweet and polite, would you have given the money back?

    (I, too, am dying to know how much. C'mon. Spill it.)

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    There was a phrase I heard around SW here called "the asshole tax." That was his asshole tax that he had to pay for you. And since you are feeling guilty you are not a bad person! It's not your fault he was a drunk ass monkey, he lost his money because he was drunk, you found his money because you were coherent.

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    call it what you will...but this is NOT good karma coming back to you.

    First of all, you found $100 and stupidly let someone con you out of it. That was not a good deed and you definitely were not entitled to "good karma" for it.

    Then you "found" money again, but really you stole it. You knew who it belonged to and you kept it...because for some reason you felt you deserved it. Yeah, he was an asshole and if he accidentally gave you an extra 100 or something, then it's something else.

    But you took it upon yourself to take the whole wad of cash. Then you come on SW and word it in a way to make all of us sympathize with you so you don't feel guilty anymore. Well, there's a reason you feel guilty!

    If you believe in karma, then you are in for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Damn girl, I should hang around you. I never find money...
    I know, right?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    call it what you will...but this is NOT good karma coming back to you.

    First of all, you found $100 and stupidly let someone con you out of it. That was not a good deed and you definitely were not entitled to "good karma" for it.

    Then you "found" money again, but really you stole it. You knew who it belonged to and you kept it...because for some reason you felt you deserved it. Yeah, he was an asshole and if he accidentally gave you an extra 100 or something, then it's something else.

    But you took it upon yourself to take the whole wad of cash. Then you come on SW and word it in a way to make all of us sympathize with you so you don't feel guilty anymore. Well, there's a reason you feel guilty!

    If you believe in karma, then you are in for it.
    I agree with Emily 100%. Your actions are not justified by his actions, two wrongs don't make a right, etc.

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    I've always been one to tell a guy when he drops his money, however, if a situation were to come about where the guys is trying to stick his fingers in all my places, lick my boobs, soliciate me then I say take it. I consider myself to be a very honest person, I've found money on the floor at the club and it turned out to be this dancers money (I know because she was standing in front of me and said OMG, I just lost x amount which it was) so I gave it back to her, not too many strippers would that, but I think that guy deserved it!

    And sometimes two wrongs do make a right, remember in math class when a negative times a negative equals a positive? That's all I have to say about that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by leogirl876 View Post

    And sometimes two wrongs do make a right, remember in math class when a negative times a negative equals a positive? That's all I have to say about that!
    Drop that knowledge leo lol







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    LOL @ the math reference

    I dunno, I have a hard time feeling sorry for the guy, and frankly I kind of feel like maybe it was HIS bad karma. I don't think it changes the fact that you were dishonest - you feel guilty for a reason, after all. But ehh, sometimes people deserve it so whatever.

    You KNOW he wouldn't be the least bit thankful if you gave him the money. That kind never is. So maybe that was the universe's way of giving HIM what HE deserved, ie, maybe he doesn't deserve the money because he obviously doesn't appreciate it. To soothe your own guilt, consider giving half of it to the local women's shelter or something.

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    I never said what I'd do. I don't know. I probably would take it....but if I did, I wouldn't come on stripperweb trying to elicit responses to mitigate my guilt. The fact that he was a douchebag has nothing to do with him deserving to be robbed, but you painted an ugly picture of him to justify keeping it. That's all I'm saying. And then you reference the whole bathroom situation...as if you deserve good karma points or something. I don't believe in karma, and you apparently do...and you took it anyway. Just interesting.

    And not sure why you'd think some "other girl would jack it." I'm not saying leave it on the couch. But if it makes you feel better to think that if you gave the money back that some other girl would steal it....have at it, but let's be honest with ourselves. He probably would have realized what a dumbass he was and kept better track of it, or just left to find his hooker. This is Las Vegas, afterall.

    Actually, I probably wouldn't have kept it. I would have given it back to him.

    But my guilt isn't the reason I would give it back.

    My club has cameras. I hope yours doesn't.

    P.S. Don't feel bad asking for tips. I mean, that's money that they are aware they are giving you. There is nothing unethical about it.
    Last edited by Emily; 04-23-2007 at 01:52 PM.

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    Donate part of it to the Mormon Church (OR a women's shelter, like Bridgette said). DangerousDiva, edit your OP so there are no identifying details....

    He will benefit from this experience by rationalizing that by becoming drunk and indulging in sins of the flesh, God caused him to lose a large sum of money. He probably won't even remember when or where it happened. & He can't admit what happened to anyone- he'd be so BUSTED.

    Worse things have happened to better people.

    (By and large Mormons are great people.)

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    By that logic, it's okay to steal from any customer because someone else will do it if you don't.

    I didn't see any venting or advice. I see it as guilty confessions. But if I'm wrong, surely you'll tell me.

    And yes, I got the thread title. If you'll read my post....I said what I'd do.

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    I would take the money and not feel a jot of guilt - you worked damed hard and he was damned rude.

    If we're talking ethics then don't get me started - what about the guys who waste your time talking and promising dances but don't come through - how ethical is that? what about the fines and fees the club take off you for no reason other than to increase their own income? ethics are a personal thing and personally i would have no problem charging him asshole tax and paying a whole lotta bills.

    I think if taking the money pricks your conscience then take the Robin Hood approach others have suggested and redistribute all or some of the money to a local homeless or womens shelter or someplace it will help needy people.

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    Mmm. To be PERFECTLY honest about what I'd do...I'd like to say I'd give it back, but if he was a pervy asshole...I'd take it, and then I'd snag one bill out of it, and then go find him and be like "you dropped this".....I'm always pulling half truths like that, it's a bad habit, really.

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    Uh, you never said HOW you took it. Was he already gone? Was it sitting next to him?

    'cause that would kinda make aaaaalllll the difference.


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