So, I was at a club last night. Had a great time, went with someone and met up with an awesome member.
Whilst I was there though (and this seems to follow me when I go, but luckily she got to witness weirdness)
This guy sitting at the tip rail with his friends were laughing at my jokes, I was being a complete sober doofus with my keys, faux-stuttering, and catching the songs at the end in silence while screaming about needing a diaper change.
This guy made repeated efforts to inform me that his sister is a dancer and he's totally cool with it, and knows what it's like.
And I kept saying shit like "Yea she's been my sister for 15 years" or "I like to screw her since she's my sister" and just being raunchy about it...
And as the conversation would progress he would tell me shit like "Yea, my sister is a hot ass dancer" blah blah blah
Well FINALLY, he's walking by me, and as he does, he stops, looks at me and says "I couldn't do it man. I wish I could, I just can't." and both the dancer, myself, and my guest where totally curious as to if he meant just watch his sister dance, or any one of the myriad of other things I claimed to do to my "sister" as she walked the stage.
Hahah Friggen HILARIOUS.



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I got such strange looks when i screamed "MMMMAAASTTTY PANTS!!!" From the stage when he walked in though :p
I believe you Dottie and you have my support 
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