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    Default SW please grant me the strength..

    I seriously am in super need of lots of encouragement. Now, normally I won't go trolling around here begging people to like pep rally around me

    However, tomorrow is officially ( I aint changing my mind ) day to go back to work. I'm picking up a close friend so we can work the shift together. Thus, making sure I don't get on the scale at work and that I don't punch a certain skank I work with that will be less than obvious about " oh look ...you look ANA..that's so 8th grade " because I swear to christ that is not only the rudest fucking shit to say but NOT the time to say it.

    I mean would you go up to someone who has Lukemia and go " oh that's so 1 am , st.judes hospital " FUCK NO.

    So give me some, you can do it, don't kill her responses.

    thanks!

    I plan on reading it all night and tomorrow before I go in.

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    You know we're all here for you. SW is the best support system I've ever seen.. and it's so good you've got a friend going in with you to work. Just remember you've got all of us as well, keep it in the back of your mind.

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    Default Re: SW please grant me the strength..

    What kind of awful person would say stuff like that? But don't kill her! lol. Violence is not the way! What would Ghandi do?

    Just ignore/ avoid her, and focus on getting through the night. Work is great distraction from body/ food worries for me. It would seem paradoxical, because of all the bodies, but it's something concrete and active that I can focus on.

    Some philosopher, I don't remember who, said that industry of the body is therapy for the mind. "Action is the enemy of thought", or something.

    So if that helps...

    But good luck sweetTart- you can do it!

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    Go, you can do it!! And don't give any negative people the opportunity to so much as make eye contact with you, let alone speak to you. Good luck!!!

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    Honey, do the Sicilian evil eye behind your back. Power of belief!

    Also, concentrate on out-earning her ass so you can say at the end of the night, " I am sooo going to the spa with this extra money!" & Invite your good friend.

    PS Karma happens. Be patient.

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    Oh man I know I don't personally know you but after reading all your posts I have to say I am SOOOO proud of you. You pulled yourself up by your bootstraps and that is a hard fucking thing to do.

    Some people never find the strength but you did and that is something really special...you know what it says about you.

    Fuck stupid bitches and make your money! Then come back to SW and post a funny story about this rude bitch who *whoopsie* was clumsy enough to trip on nothin but air Ok kidding but good luck babe!
    Emiliana



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    You'll go to work, kick ass and bring home arm fulls of money. Tart, you are beyond drop dead gorgeous... if I were anywhere nearby I'd be emptying my wallet for you!




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    Dear Tart,

    You will have a wonderful night. You will make money and you will feel fabulous and you will not kill a bitch, even though she probably deserves it.

    Here is a picture of a mole rat (complete with mole rat teeth), which I have attached as a token of my affection, admiration, and encouragement. You may print it if you like and hold it in front of the face of the girl who sucks if she starts talking to you. The ensuing hilarity will diffuse the homicidal feelings. I promise! The imagine-your-enemy-as-a-hideous-rodent method works for me.


    -TotH

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    ^^^ I love this approach! Do it!

    Congratulations, Tart. You are strong and beautiful and you know it! That's why dumb bitches try to bring you down. Just remember that she's never going to be able to bring you down anywhere near her level; you will bank because you're a goddess!

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    I think you'll do just great tomorrow!!! Remember- confidence is the key to success.. if you don't go in there holding your head up high, people will see right through that.. they'll try to knock you down.... I think its a good move on your part that you are determined you are not going to skip out on work tomorrow!!! thats allready a huge step!!

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    You guys thank you

    and hydra who knew we'd bond over mole rat teeth. Im for real laughing like a loon in my living room right now. Fuck I adore you!

    and eveyrone else but holy shit hahaa Mole rat teeth is me and hydras " man bear pig " seriously

    hahaha

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    that picture of the rodent is the most god awful looking thing i've ever seen!! its funny though....

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    Mole rat teeth, I'm so cereal

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    Default Re: SW please grant me the strength..

    There was one guy, named Bill, I wanted to kill at this one funky club in Daytona, about 4-5 years ago. He was an anal, secretive, snitchy kind of weird guy, who acted like a gentleman, but regularly stalked every girl he ever went with. He kept a secret list under the register, on which he would write down stuff to rat me and the manager out to the owner about. Like how many times the manager walked out on the floor, etc.

    By ratting me out to the manager (who was a piece of work himself, lol) whenever I got pissed off, before I became aware that my 'friend' was repeating everything I said to him, he turned the manager against me.

    By working closely with the midget DJ who wanted my head DJ spot and was jealous because I'm tall, no doubt, lol, he managed to turn several of the dancers against me.

    I will never forget the night I was so pissed off at this guy that it was all I could do to keep from jumping over the counter of the DJ booth and beating the living shit out of him. And everyone in the entire bar knew it--dancers, customers, the fucking manager, and of course, Bill. The only thing that stopped me was the fact that I would lose my job, which I needed at the time.

    At home, when I thought about the situation and got pissed off, I had a joke to deal with it. I would say to myself "Bill must be killed!", and "I will kill Bill!", etc. My roommates heard me and thought I was a bit weird, though. When the movie "Kill Bill" came out I was vastly amused, of course.

    Well, that club sucked, and it sucked even worse after I left there, lol.


    So what's the fucking point of this long, rambling tale of depravity and near-violence? A very good friend of mine whose girlfriend worked there used to tell me "They are so far beneath you, like worms, crawling in the dirt. Don't let them bring you down into the muck and dirt with them."

    He was correct, of course, and I wish I had listened to him a bit more. By letting this guy get to me, he dragged me down to his level, and I lost.
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    Default Re: SW please grant me the strength..

    Another good phrase to think of is "Don't feed the dogs." The "dogs/haterz/bitches" are just trying to get what they want, which is an impact on you. Don't give them what they want...

    (& Ultimately you'll probably get the chance to give karma a gentle, subtle nudge. Nothing crazy, just appropo....)

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    I hope you have an awesome night at work, and that everything goes wicked-super-awesome-fantabulous. We're all here for you...just remember that when someone talks shit about you, all they do is make you a little more famous. I've had more than enough times when I just wanted to deck someone for something, but in the end it makes you better to not do it. And if you really want harm to come to her, try voodoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post

    and hydra who knew we'd bond over mole rat teeth. Im for real laughing like a loon in my living room right now. Fuck I adore you!

    and eveyrone else but holy shit hahaa Mole rat teeth is me and hydras " man bear pig " seriously

    hahaha

    What did I tell you? The MRTS (mole rat teeth solution) never fails. You thought I was joking but I was totally cereal.

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    What you need is a camera that shoots ink and pepper spray at the same time. Tell the skank she needs a photo. Ok thats mean.

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    MRTS is the new emotional/mental solution


    it sounds all official and shit.

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    MRTS is like 12 Steps for the cool kids.

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    Default Re: SW please grant me the strength..

    you could reply and say:

    "Wow, whenever you open your mouth, you always say something stupid and idiotic. That's so third grade." Extra points for "That's so mast!" as she will undoubtedly not be aware of the level of insult you bestowed upon her.

    Either way, THINK OF THE KIDS! Good luck at work tomorrow Tart.
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    This all makes me chuckle since I think Philly's Zoo has one of the largest breeding colonies of naked mole rats in the world. My kids love them!

    Anyhoo, GO TART! Take everyone's money with your delicious fabulousnessssss and just ignore that skank. Or use the Mast Method, that works too. (Oh, and if the DJ sucks, tell him Djoser and I are coming for him. Werd.)
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    you'll be fine. we are all here to support you... and you don't look ana. you saw those auschwitz-looking chicks at renfrew in the wheelchairs because they weren't allowed to burn excess cals by walking... do you look like them?? do you bear any small tiny slight resemblance? No. you're hot & you looked pretty healthy in the last pics. don't worry, and don't smack the bitch.... just be confident in your superiority and ignore her. it'll piss her off even more.

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    Good luck tonight, Tart.

    Just remember, when the night is over, you'll still be cool and gorgeous, and she'll still be an annoying bitch.

    Hang in there...

    Lynn

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    She's just scarred that you're going to steal all of her customers!

    Ignore her. Or if you can fake it, kill her with "kindness". Be very friendly with her buddies too. hehe

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