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    Here goes. Last night I'm hanging out with my boys eating at Wolfies. I'm eating this desert called sin, (I think that's what it is, fried cheesecake and ice cream.) I made the comment that it tasted almost as good as pussy. All my boys turned to look at me and began harassing me. We get into this big argument, I usually don't talk about my sexual practices with my boys and now I know why.

    They all think eating pussy is disgusting and I'm a freak. I think, what girl wouldn't want someones head between their legs nibbling, licking, probing... basically pleasuring the pussy orally.
    Okay, their next argument was that no girls ever ask for it. Which, I couldn't argue with, because until last night I never really thought about that, but they had a point. I said that they shouldn't have to ask, I said maybe the girls were to shy to ask, I said maybe they just didn't know what they were missing out on.

    They then proceeded to berate me that if I just dicked them down right girls would be happy. I said that the girls that get dicked down right and get good head are even happier.

    They stopped laughing long enough to tell me that I was on crack. That I was just justifying my arguments because I like to eat pussy. I couldn't argue back, they had a point. I didn't feel like arguing or getting mocked any more. WTF?! I can't help it that I'm a cookie monster.

    Anyways, after last night I wanted to ask some things. My first question is, am I wrong in how I think? Am I really in the minority? I mean there's alot of guys that think like me right? I dunno how stupid this might sound, but I'll ask anyways. Should I ask if a girl wants to get head, wait for them to ask for it? I always played it by ear, I thought if they didn't want it they would stop me, but no girls have ever stopped me.

    I'm not sure where to post this so I hope this the right section.
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    Whoa........ Denny's. High School. Three A.M. Saturday morning. Thanks for the flashback, man.

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    Bwahaha ArmySGT. God, your friends must be single, right? No woman in her right mind would wanna fuck someone so closed minded. My guess is that some of the guys DO like it, but just didn't wanna seem uncool
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    Yeah, I'm certain you're not in the minority. These guys may have been talking shit because they thought it would be frowned upon, but in my experience, guys seem to be proud of their skills...I know an ex of mine (who wasn't even good at it) LOVED to go down on me all the time.. I couldn't pull him away from my crotch. But I think he felt like he was taking care of his woman and so I had no problem with it.

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    I love doing it. There's nothing I love more, actually. But as for asking, it shouldn't be something you really ask, in my opinion. Just start kissing your way slowly down her stomach, and gauge her reactions. Besides, what girl doesn't like it? I haven't met any yet.

    Keep in mind though, that it has to be done well. Technique, passion, the love of doing it...you can't do it because you feel obligated. She'll be able to tell. It's like when a girl goes down on you because she feels she has to. I can tell, and that turns me off. I'd rather give than receive.

    I could go on about this, but I have to go out. Maybe I'll post an opinion in the random thread later...my thoughts tend to wander a lot on this subject.
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    I'm actually not a big fan of oral. It doesn't do much for me sexually, although it's kind of relaxing. I sort of meditate as if I were getting a back massage or something.

    Anyway, who cares what your friends think? They're not fucking you and therefore you don't have to keep them happy. If you like eating pussy and your partner likes receiving, then go right ahead. Knowing how to please a woman is part of being a REAL man.

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    Remember if you jaw hurts, or your neck is tired; that small circles slowly drawn with your finger tip and inch or so inside on the front wall helps out. Fast and slow figure eights. In conjunction with nibbling the pearl devastating. Try it with a halls in your mouth. Hot, cold, hot, cold.

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    FYI "techniques" tend not to be universal. Just ask her how she likes it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Whoa........ Denny's. High School. Three A.M. Saturday morning. Thanks for the flashback, man.

    LoL, yep, I was thinking something similar.

    Sorry dat, couldn't pass up taking a good natured jab. At any rate, you aren't in the minority, and most of the men I know enjoy giving a woman oral sex.
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    Sounds like high school to me too. Freshmen, to be exact. Even high school seniors are a bit more experienced than that.

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    Whaaa???What decade are we in again? Those guys would be kicked out of my bed so fast they would have whiplash.

    Not to mention if the guy has an issue with going down on me and thinks he get me off just through intercourse alone he probably pretty bad in bed, knows nothing of a womans anatomy or sexuality, is probably repressed beyond belief and absolutely worthless to me as a sexual partner.

    That may sound harsh but I think if you at all uncomfortable with any part of your partner's body then you are probably too immature to be having sex in the first place.
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    whoa.. I feel bad for their girlfriends, or future EX-girlfriends. haha

    lol @ the cookie monster comment

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    How old are you datchapin? Most guys I've been with are absolutely obssessed with eating pussy. I only like it if they are good at it and I havn't used my vibrator that day. I've had some great head, won't lie. But my vibrator doesn't ask me to shave, lol!

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    Why is it simply assumed that there will be blow jobs involved, but pussy licking is just odd? Feck that. The majority of men I know love the lickin.

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    lol wow...i dont think you are wrong. I personally cant deal with guys who wont go down on me. next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Why is it simply assumed that there will be blow jobs involved, but pussy licking is just odd? Feck that. The majority of men I know love the lickin.

    No crap. My thoughts exactly! I hearby demand equality for the oral sexes!! Now who will march to the capitol with me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emiliana View Post
    No crap. My thoughts exactly! I hearby demand equality for the oral sexes!! Now who will march to the capitol with me?
    I'm in! Can I bring Boy, too? He likes the labia lickin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    FYI "techniques" tend not to be universal. Just ask her how she likes it!
    Oh I hear yah. What gets one woman off, won't work at all upon another. That was a what to do if you get a kink in your neck; without signalling you might be bored or want to stop. Ha Ha

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    Are your friends 16? And how old are the "women" that they hook-up with? Or maybe your friends are gay? Seriously, I hear that gay men, in general, don't like eating pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Seriously, I hear that gay men, in general, don't like eating pussy.
    RIGHT ON THE NOSE, Glamazon.

    Datchapin, check it out:
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=88045

    I think, putting these two threads together, we may have solved a great mystery. All those guys who whisper to us, with great pride, that they actually LIKE (SHOCK! GASP!) eating pussy have been listening to jackass friends like those of datchapin's - and possibly saying the same things, believing they're keeping a deep dark secret- and thus they actually believe they alone are specially-abled gifts to womankind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    I'm in! Can I bring Boy, too? He likes the labia lickin.
    Heck yeah...fighting for equality should involve support from equal sides
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    Quote Originally Posted by datchapin View Post
    Here goes. Last night I'm hanging out with my boys eating at Wolfies. I'm eating this desert called sin, (I think that's what it is, fried cheesecake and ice cream.) I made the comment that it tasted almost as good as pussy. All my boys turned to look at me and began harassing me. We get into this big argument, I usually don't talk about my sexual practices with my boys and now I know why.

    They all think eating pussy is disgusting and I'm a freak. I think, what girl wouldn't want someones head between their legs nibbling, licking, probing... basically pleasuring the pussy orally.
    Okay, their next argument was that no girls ever ask for it. Which, I couldn't argue with, because until last night I never really thought about that, but they had a point. I said that they shouldn't have to ask, I said maybe the girls were to shy to ask, I said maybe they just didn't know what they were missing out on.

    They then proceeded to berate me that if I just dicked them down right girls would be happy. I said that the girls that get dicked down right and get good head are even happier.

    They stopped laughing long enough to tell me that I was on crack. That I was just justifying my arguments because I like to eat pussy. I couldn't argue back, they had a point. I didn't feel like arguing or getting mocked any more. WTF?! I can't help it that I'm a cookie monster.

    Anyways, after last night I wanted to ask some things. My first question is, am I wrong in how I think? Am I really in the minority? I mean there's alot of guys that think like me right? I dunno how stupid this might sound, but I'll ask anyways. Should I ask if a girl wants to get head, wait for them to ask for it? I always played it by ear, I thought if they didn't want it they would stop me, but no girls have ever stopped me.

    I'm not sure where to post this so I hope this the right section.
    I think your friends will change their tune when they actually get to have sex with a woman.

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    Why do you think you have to defend yourself to a bunch of clueless fucktards who haven't the slightest idea in the world on how to keep women happy in bed? The only place you see that kind of pathetic insecurity, confusion and fear is in a high school locker room, where insults are hurled out in a desperate attempt to keep you from discovering that the closest these guys get to panties is when they walk by them on sale at Macy's.

    Look, I'm pretty much the only guy who writes porn on pink (go figure) and every single one of them is oral. Hint, hint, hint. It's not just that you have to adore pussy, and know exactly what the hell you are doing; you have to adore everything about the woman. This is crucial. It's what allows you to hear her, listen to her, feel her, read her and drive her to whatever eventually explodes her mind and drives her completely out of control. So you are completely right and your friends are...uh, morons. Sorry.

    Look, that's only the beginning. If she hasn't had three endless body-shaking explosive ones (the kind where you throw your arms and legs around her but she seems to never stops shaking, and the muscles in her legs contract, and she can't move, or takes 15 minutes before she can actually talk) then you really should keep your pants on.

    I know, I know, there are insanely hott penetrating ones, but that's a different thread (OK, I should write on that, really), but guys need less encouragement in those cases to just slow the hell down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John View Post
    I think your friends will change their tune when they actually get to have sex with a woman.

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    I agree with everyone else - sounds like your friends are immature little boys b/c MEN usually love it. And if they don't?? See ya!!

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