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    Default I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    Just for you.
    I've been nice. I've been patient. One thing I won't be is taken advantage of indefinitely. Every gain has its price. Time for you to pay up.

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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    Just for you.
    o wtf... 73 posts and a troll thread???

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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    No troll! I'm serious! It's all for you!








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    I mean, shit, what the hell am I gonna do with a dead puppy?
    I've been nice. I've been patient. One thing I won't be is taken advantage of indefinitely. Every gain has its price. Time for you to pay up.

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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    I love your sig.

    Where do I pay captain mcbitterpants? Blade's house? Cause he's the coolest... I could totally chill out there for weeks. Hell, MONTHS even...

    As for the dead puppy, you could always put it in the pot with the dead bunny you fuckin psycho.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    As for the dead puppy, you could always put it in the pot with the dead bunny you fuckin psycho.
    hahahaaaaaaaaaahaaaa

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    Aww I thought this was gonna be a funny come-to-chat post. But no, it's weird.

    Waaaaaahh

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    eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

    BOO!!!

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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    I'm running fast and far from this one.

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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    Lame...
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    It's so sad when men think they're funny.



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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    ok, threadjacking here...

    hardkandee...everytime i see your avatar, i want to jump you! lol

    that is all....

    continue with your regularly scheduled troll bashing BWAHAHAHAHA





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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    And to think i expected a joke when i clicked in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer View Post
    ok, threadjacking here...

    hardkandee...everytime i see your avatar, i want to jump you! lol

    that is all....

    continue with your regularly scheduled troll bashing BWAHAHAHAHA
    Anytime!! I'll trade sex for pole lessons!



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    Anytime!! I'll trade sex for pole lessons!
    oh god...don't tempt me!





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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    It's so sad when men think they're funny.
    I hear ya there.

    Soooo sad is mast.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I have something stiff and hairy in my pants, too. In fact, I have two of them.

    I haven't shaved my legs in a few days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I have something stiff and hairy in my pants, too. In fact, I have two of them.

    I haven't shaved my legs in a few days.

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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I have something stiff and hairy in my pants, too. In fact, I have two of them.

    I haven't shaved my legs in a few days.


    And to the OP...how pathetic that you have to pursue your personal agenda on a stripper board.

    Keep your dirty laundry and our Blade's business off here, you piece of trash.

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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I have something stiff and hairy in my pants, too. In fact, I have two of them.

    I haven't shaved my legs in a few days.
    omg you're too much right now Yek... my abs and back are all sore from my workout yesterday, and it hurts to laugh.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post


    And to the OP...how pathetic that you have to pursue your personal agenda on a stripper board.

    Keep your dirty laundry and our Blade's business off here, you piece of trash.
    I don't remember issuing you an opinion on the subject. Naff off.
    I've been nice. I've been patient. One thing I won't be is taken advantage of indefinitely. Every gain has its price. Time for you to pay up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    And to think i expected a joke when i clicked in...
    I'm sure whatever is in his pants is quite hilarious...

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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    Is this a riddle or something?

    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    I mean, shit, what the hell am I gonna do with a dead puppy?
    Well damnit folks. I was hoping it was a frozen tribble.

    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer View Post
    ok, threadjacking here...
    Ehh, I'm not sure you can threadjack a thread that had no useful direction in the first place.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legion View Post
    I don't remember issuing you an opinion on the subject. Naff off.
    You're getting one anyway, unsolicited or not.

    Shouldn't you be working on a "movie" or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    You're getting one anyway, unsolicited or not.
    You're mucking up the difference between, "I didn't ask for one" and "I didn't give you one to spout off."

    Shouldn't you be working on a "movie" or something?
    Doesn't mean I can't find the time to pop in and drop a right twisted joke, does it?
    I've been nice. I've been patient. One thing I won't be is taken advantage of indefinitely. Every gain has its price. Time for you to pay up.

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    Default Re: I've got something stiff and hairy in my pants...

    This rates high on my creep-o-meter.

    Who jokes about putting dead puppies in their pants anyways?

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