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    how has everyone on here been?

    hmm...since my last visit:

    found out the modeling thing was a scam. not only did they want me to pay money, but they asked if i had ever done erotic modeling, and i said no, so they didn't want anything to do with me.

    and yet again, a new story. this one is juicy and %100 truth, as always...

    It was a warm Wednesday, which is rare here in NY lately, the weather sucks. So i was wearing short sleeves and all the girls on campus were wearing skirts, tight shorts and tank tops. So this one girl (who is older than me, 21, and is a senior but graduating in Dec. b/c she doesn't have everything done yet, missing like 6 credits) comes up to me and asks why was i staring at her. She is in a sorority and i met her through one of my good girlfriends on campus. Now keep in mind, shes older and has a boyfriend. I respond, "its hard to take my eyes off something so beautiful." She was wearing such a hot outfit and it was hard to keep my eyes from wandering. She doesn't have much up top, but she has the cutest butt....*cough*cough...so anyways, i have been hanging out with her recently. Whenever we hang out shes always flirting, well at least i take it that way, with me. So last night, which coincidentally was a Wednesday as well, we hang out alone for a bit. Her boyfriend was coming from a Frat meeting and i had like 2 1/2 hours alone with her. She lives in a suite, but has her own room she shares with a girl who is gone for the semester b/c shes hurt herself skiing....besides all that, she says, shit i need to get ready, we were going to the bar for White Trash Wed.,..i see this as an opportunity to slip a kiss or a move on her, but she kept moving away, as if she was nervous she would allow herself to kiss me. So we are pregaming a little bit more, and i just had to get things going...as told her i felt comfortable with her and told her it sucks she had a b/f. She responds with the old "well you are younger, ive been with him forever...blah blah" So we drink a tad more and she says "shit i need to shower if were goin to the bar, i forgot. which i knew was bullshit b/c my friend told me they showered at the gym earlier. so i say "damn, i need to also, i didn't shower after the gym" So i say, jokingly, lets shower together. Well what do you know, god was on my side, she agreed. So we go in the shower and she says "don't peek!!" im like, is this girl serious??? lol....so im completely naked, shes completely naked and we are awkwardly 5 inches apart in the shower. So i just take it upon myself and wrap my arms around her and start kissing her. One thing led to another, she gave me head, and i returned the favor...once we finished she way like "don't tell anyone!!! i feel ashamed!" i told her on one will ever find out...once we finished drying and walk out with our towels, who shows up !!!!!?!!?! her jacked ass, bulky guido boyfriend...i shit my pants, well towel almost and he looks at her and begins to yell at the top of his lungs....i go to her room, quickly change before he murders me and wait for him to enter...the door opens, he flings her in, and says "i hope you two are happy together, its over BITCH, and you, YOU, WATCH YOUR BACK!!!"

    so im "with" this girl now which is awesome, but i need to constantly watch out for a group out guidos with baseball bats for a few weeks now

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    Ahh...the drama of college life.

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    Ahh. Nerdy.

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    What a Stud - watch out for Guido and the boys LOL . Nerdy be aware that you are crossing into dangerous territory here be careful jelous people can do pretty stupid things . Plus now you gotta think hey she did it with me hmm . Good Luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ View Post
    What a Stud - watch out for Guido and the boys LOL . Nerdy be aware that you are crossing into dangerous territory here be careful jelous people can do pretty stupid things . Plus now you gotta think hey she did it with me hmm . Good Luck
    yea, that is what im worried about. not to sound tough but i can handle myself, ive been in a few brawls, plus having a brother that has 100 friends that are all beasts doesnt hurt either...im going to lay low and park my car in my driveway for a while, these guys seem sneaky

    yea, well unless you get a virgin, everyone has had sex with someone ....

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    LOL.... Nerdy's a guy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    LOL.... Nerdy's a guy...

    Sort of....


    And great! Bravo for scoring a chick who will probably cheat on you too! Sheesh.


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    Oh god it's happening again.

    My eye, my fucking eye.

    It's tearing and it won't stop.

    I'm trying really hard to think of stern, calming things, like photosynthesis and T.S. Eliot and the GNP of Guatemala, but what keeps coming to mind are Ben Stiller movies, calling it a "Glee Club," the woman at the New Age store who insists on saying "yoni," and Nerdy's other thread.

    I cry when I get embarassed or uncomfortable. I really do; the tears are irrepressible.

    Nerdy... why did you have to bring up the past like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    Sort of....


    And great! Bravo for scoring a chick who will probably cheat on you too! Sheesh.


    Like sands through the hourglass.... so are the days of Nerdy's life.
    But she's hot Paige, and she's in a sororiety, so 'getting' with her is totally awesome! Who cares if she'll cheat when she's got all that going for her.

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    I MADE IT THROUGH THA WILDERNESSSSSSS

    Somehow I made it throooooohooooo

    Didn't know I passed for a girl till I found nerdyyyyy

    I would be...in cum plete

    I really wanted to dress like a girrrlll

    then you made me feeeellll shiny and neeewww
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    Post pictures of you and her together, here in the PP forum. No photoshopping, now! We want to see that quasi-studboy face of yours next to the new hot girl's.

    Your fratboy friends won't see it, and even on the one-in-a-thousand chance they did, it's not going to make much difference--if you two are hanging out they'll hear about it through the campus sorority/frat grapevine anyway, and want to to beat your ass about the same amount anyway, as from seeing a picture here.
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    I MADE IT THROUGH THA WILDERNESSSSSSS

    Somehow I made it throooooohooooo

    Didn't know I passed for a girl till I found nerdyyyyy

    I would be...in cum plete

    I really wanted to dress like a girrrlll

    then you made me feeeellll shiny and neeewww

    lmao...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Post pictures of you and her together, here in the PP forum. No photoshopping, now! We want to see that quasi-studboy face of yours next to the new hot girl's.

    Your fratboy friends won't see it, and even on the one-in-a-thousand chance they did, it's not going to make much difference--if you two are hanging out they'll hear about it through the campus sorority/frat grapevine anyway, and want to to beat your ass about the same amount anyway, as from seeing a picture here.
    Yeah! Picture post, Nerdy. I wanna see the happy couple.

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    Revenge of the nerdy

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Yeah! Picture post, Nerdy. I wanna see the happy couple.
    We need photo evidence. Listen to Djoser and Ginger Lee.



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    nerdy. heh. good luck with that.

    Love it!

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    God, you are an std waiting to happen! Did you skip sex ed last year? Hooking up with random girls in closets, showers, ect.. no protection will land you in Planned Parenthood, again, and again, and again. Also remember if she cheated with you, she will cheat on you.

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    This reminds me of the time I first started banging my beloved ex's little brother Koty. Started similar to how Nerdy started hanging out with this sorority girl. I agreed to hang out with Koty and my guy friend M--k one day. Koty made a few comments about how I was gorgeous and that I had really, really, really big boobs. But I was too uncomfortable to sit too close to him for fear that I might make a move on him...which wouldn't have been cheating since I was single at the time and it'd been months since his brother and I had broken up, but...I still felt guilty even so much as FEELING that Koty was attractive...since this was the YOUNGEST KID BROTHER of my deceased ex! I felt guilty, as if my ex was watching down on us. I felt like it'd be "sacrilegous" to make a move on my deceased ex's little brother, especially since my ex and I had been so serious, and especially since my ex had told me (on more than a few occasions) that he'd never forgive me if I tried to fuck his kid brother(My ex wasn't exactly thrilled by the idea that I'd already porked Ed long before we'd met nor gone out...so my ex didn't want me then going for a 2nd brother of his!) But then a few days later, I went to Koty's house and we were drinking(to celebrate nothing but the fact that Koty was able to get off from work the following day). We were really drunk, and I complained that I was cold, so Koty moved closer to me and kinda put his arm around me. One thing led to another, and I felt Koty's leg and looked up at him and then he moved in to kiss me. He kissed like his brother!...not the brother who was my deceased ex and a great kisser, but...the other brother, ED GILL, who is a HORRIBLE kisser and kisses like a 10-yr-old kid that leaves his mouth open too wide and uses too much of his slobbery tongue! But apparently I was too drunk to stop anything. Literally 2.1 seconds into Koty kissing me, he was tearing off my pants and ready to lose his virginity right then and there! So I banged him, but then consequence lay ahead the next morning...nope no STDs, but his mom came downstairs and yelled at him for making "too much noise" the night prior coming from the basement!! She yelled at him and asked him if he at least used a condom(he did...for the first 10seconds, until we both realized that it wasn't working as well as if he didn't use one!). HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA looking back now, I find Koty's story of how he lost his virginity, to be as lame and stupid as Nerdy's stories about hook-ups with girls.

    Nerdy, odds are you will probably be dumped and humiliated later on by this girl. That's exactly what I ended up doing to Koty. And Nerdy if you cheat on her, expect to be dumped via a bulletin on Myspace in front of all your cyber friends...heh, maybe she'll do one even better and do the dumping on StripperWeb!

    Koty's still recovering from the prank calls that my girl friends made to him, and the obnoxious Myspace dumping announcements that I sent out all over Myspace, which resulted after I dumped his ass.

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    all I have to say is "eww, community shower walls and floors". When I lived in the dorm, I wore flip flops and DID NOT touch the walls.... occasionally my bum might brush the tile *shudders*

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    a few updates:

    she lives in Jersey, so i wont see her in the summer, we are still together but i think she is whoring around as you all suspect....

    i saw her ex. b/f reading the paper while I was walking to class, he caught a glimpse of me, put his fingers between his lips and gave the universal oral sex face (\/) and flapped his tongue...

    I was hopped up on Adderall and grape soda so i exclaimed "thats what im doing to your girl right now" in front of about 100 students and future students that where on some orientation, tour, walk bullshit...i got him back!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerdy View Post
    a few updates:

    she lives in Jersey, so i wont see her in the summer, we are still together but i think she is whoring around as you all suspect....

    i saw her ex. b/f reading the paper while I was walking to class, he caught a glimpse of me, put his fingers between his lips and gave the universal oral sex face (\/) and flapped his tongue...

    I was hopped up on Adderall and grape soda so i exclaimed "thats what im doing to your girl right now" in front of about 100 students and future students that where on some orientation, tour, walk bullshit...i got him back!!
    What did he do to you for you to get back at him? YOU screwed around with HIS girlfriend!

    You're lucky your future disease ridden privates weren't cut off and sticking out of your mouth.

    Shows who's the man in this situation.

    Grow up Nerdy, you're a brat and you probably deserve a good beating. You perpetuate the sterotype that college kids are only about sex and partying.

    And I, as the parent of a hard working student, and friend to the many hard working students on this board, take offense to your absurd posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    What did he do to you for you to get back at him? YOU screwed around with HIS girlfriend!

    You're lucky your future disease ridden privates weren't cut off and sticking out of your mouth.

    Shows who's the man in this situation.

    Grow up Nerdy, you're a brat and you probably deserve a good beating. You perpetuate the sterotype that college kids are only about sex and partying.

    And I, as the parent of a hard working student, and friend to the many hard working students on this board, take offense to your absurd posts.
    He IS the stereotype, to a 'T'!

    Seriously Nerdy, you are the reason I only date older guys. Going out with a guy like you would be like babysitting.

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    so i was supposed to know she had a boyfriend? and did i know i would run into her boyfriend? no

    stereotypical, maybe...but who cares i'm young, why not live a little eh?


    sorry if anyone takes "offense" to this...but im just sharing a story here, this doesn't mean your son is out partying and doing thing like this does it?

    if everyone burns a flag, and you in the audience...does that make you anti-American?

    i think im mature, come on Ginger, how about i take you out for a drink........at Starbucks of course

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    oooops...almost forgot, this was before her sorority semi-formal i was forced into going to:

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