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    Take a break from internet research on business stuff. Go downstairs to forage for snackage. Add water to saucepan, place on stove, turn on burner, add dash of salt to water. Allow water to come to a boil while eating banana. When water boils, turn heat down to medium and place 4 eggs into pan.

    Go back upstairs to resume internet research while intermittently posting on StripperWeb. Forget about boiling eggs. Hear something "crack" downstairs. Slap forehead, run downstairs to kitchen. Turn off burner. Find that pan has boiled dry.

    Get large bowl and fill halfway with cold tapwater. Gently dump eggs from boiled-dry pan into bowl of water. Allow to cool a few minutes, remove eggshells and find the shells shatter like glass and the eggwhites to be slightly brown, but all is edible and even toasty-tasty

    Yes, I just did this.

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    lol, i didnt know that was possible! but its funny anyways! thanx for sharing lol

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    Default Re: How To Burn a Boiled Egg

    Yeah, if you leave a pan on the stove long enough, whatever's in it will boil dry. I've done it a few times over the years because I got distracted

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    How to quick poach an egg for people who can't remember to turn off burner.

    take small bowl
    put in 3 tbls of water or enough to cover bottom of bowl
    crack egg... place inside of egg in bowl with water. discard shell
    take bread and put in toaster
    place bowl with egg and water in microwave
    microwave for about 45 seconds... adjust time to your microwaves temperature
    take out egg from bowl and water and place on toast
    salt and pepper to taste

    eat
    Last edited by Sitri; 04-26-2007 at 07:13 PM.

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    Hear something "crack" downstairs. Slap forehead, run downstairs to kitchen. Turn off burner. Find that pan has boiled dry.
    Did this once in undergrad trying to make pasta...was consumed by Panzer General II. Ah, the days of my youth...
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    RED ALERT!

    What an awesome game...

    first game to consume like that was blake stone.
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    OK, put a top on the pan and an alarm at your 'puter.

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    Well, one night, I put a pan of veggies on the stove...I forgot about them for so long that the non-stick coating in the pan was burned off. The whole bag of veggies that started out in the pan was literally a small coal black lump when it was done.

    I suck at cooking. Well, I'm a good cook if I can keep my concentration on what I'm doing for longer than 5 minutes. Crock pot good friend. LOL

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    Yeah...my smoke alarm is my oven timer....

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    wow lol thanks for the laugh, you sound like my sister. she does crap like that allll the time

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    I'm kinda hungry now

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    Dood. The crock pot is my FAVE kitchen appliance!! I can cook pretty well, if I keep off the computer...

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    I would just be grateful for being able to cook anything.

    My attempt to surprise the bf with scrambled eggs one day (I had never seen them being made so I just took a guess):

    - boil two eggs
    - remove shell
    - put them into a bowl
    - beat the shit out of them

    he was like "ah babe these aren't scrambled eggs"

    the funniest part was even my dog didn't eat them!

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    ^ Add a little mayo and you have egg salad!!

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    I did this with butternut squash. The pan was carmelized.

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    I did that last week with my cauliflower..I felt so dumb. And my smoke detector went off. I had to cut on the fans, open windows..it's so embarassing!







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    Bit off topic, but don't try making a hard boiled egg in a microwave. This experiment, which I tried as a teen in the early days of home microwave cooking, ended with explosively comedic results.

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    Sounds like the time I decided to heat up a leftover roll. I put it in the microwave for 30 seconds, got distracted by something and forgot about it. I was reminded when the microwave beeped... 30 MINUTES later. Yeah.

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