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    Oh mower of the lawn outside my building.
    Your finest hour is 3 in the morning.
    You proudly rev the engine of the noisiest
    Grass chopping equipment on the face of the earth,
    And you get to work.
    Rain or Shine,
    Through sleet or snow.
    You rev on.
    You set off car alarms,
    Leaving no car quiet.
    Letting no man sleep.
    While you never let the grass defeat your
    Powerful machine....
    Its 3 in the morning,
    Yet on you work.
    And all I ask of you...
    Is for that one night,
    Where you put that damn thing away.
    And shut the fuck up.
    So that I can sleep.
    Here's to you, oh mighty mower of the darkness.
    I hate you.

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    Hehe! You should throw eggs at him through your window..

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    Dah! My love! Bring me some eggs, all the groceries I ever have for some reason is marshmallows and black coffee. *runs to throw marshmallows*

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    Shit like this is what pellet guns were invented for...

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    3am? i would be way pissed. i get mad when they come around here at 6...

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    See, 3am would be okay for me. I'm not even home then and when I am, I am awake. It's when MY lawn guys come at 730am that I groan and stuff the pillow over my face. Pooks, he really comes at 3am? WTF?
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    Yep. He's mowin right now actually. And at least four car alarms are going off. It happens EVERY NIGHTTTTTTTT. I'm so glad I"m moving!

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    Throw something at him.



    Pooka, call the cops. Jesus. I'da done called them.

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    The cops in this town are fuckin scary!!!!!!! Its prolly the sheriff down there mowin'. I'd prolly get carried off in handcuffs for callin em. *mutters under her breath about corrupt ass backwoods backWARDS small hick east texas ghost towns*

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    Pooka,

    You live in Texas.

    Call the cops. Mowing the lawn at 4am is illegal.

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    But writing sarcastic odes to him is so much more effective.

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    Imma come beat his ass with a giant dildo. Dun mess with my wife, you douchebox!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Pooka,

    You live in Texas.

    Call the cops. Mowing the lawn at 4am is illegal.
    I second that, in my small borough, you will get a hefty ticket for making noise between the hours of 10pm and 6 Am! That is just stupid and ridiculous and inconsiderate. I am getting mad on your behalf!

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    pook,
    get a side-job walking dogs.

    save the poo. all of it.

    you know what to do.

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    Is he a tweaker? Is it a neighbor or has someone really hired someone to cut grass at 3am? Just call the cops anon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopy View Post
    pook,
    get a side-job walking dogs.

    save the poo. all of it.

    you know what to do.

    heh heh I like that idea. Then he will get a nasty suprise when he is chopping up all his grass at 3 am and what comes out the other side, but lots of poo poo!

    Doooo it.

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    Oh shit, can't even believe a guy would have the nerve, and of course he knows what he is doing. I don't have a guy mowing the lawn at 3 am, I've got ghetto ass neighbors on all four corners of me who either : Have fights in the middle of the street man on man fist fights, crazy bitches screaming and crying at their men in the yard, drunken idiots and crackheads running around, or just their stupid friggin kids playing music at 4 am.... and when the cops do come, and they usually do eventually, they are loud as fuck too, and the neighbors all start screaming at them so the cops start screaming back. I'll be moving at the end of the summer.

    Here is to us, the women and men who can't get any damn sleep because of idiots like thse. I know it takes a lot of restraint not to lose it.
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    This Mysterious mower man, MUST be related to my 3:00am dumpster emptier guy

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    he mows EVERY NIGHT! good gosh!!!!!! are you kidding me? how much could the grass have grown in 24 freaking hours???!!!??? and 3am, thats freaking illegal anyways!!!!! so sorry

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    oops im a little late sorry

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    Why does he mow everyday?

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