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    Default omg. i got hired!! sweeeeeeeet....

    so i did am night last night, didnt place, but the manager took me aside from the other chicas and told me i could work there... then he told me not to go tellin the other girls. how weird. (why would he say that?)

    anyway, my friend works here so that will be fun. all the chicks at the club seemed friendly enough too.

    kinda freakin about the nude part but whatever. im sure enough guys like floppy crotches in their faces. maybe im tripping but i think mine's kinda ugly. eh, as long as i make my money. anyway, where i reeeely wanna go is reno and most of the places there are topless.

    man i suck at dancing. i need to go practice. does anyone hae any advice besides "go really slow"? im actually kinda pissed about the crappy beck song i had to dance to, i think it fucked up my moves. (not to diss anyone who loves beck, i just cant dance to it)

    whew! so glad i get to be a stripper now instead of a wannabe jealous girl in the audience. haha! yay, for stripping! (hopefully i dont suck forever)

    AND A H-U-G-E THANK YOU TO STRIPPERWEB.COM AND ALL YOU FUCKING AWSOME BITCHES!

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    Default Re: omg. i got hired!! sweeeeeeeet....

    YAY!!!! Congrats! He probably told you not to tell the other girls because he didn't want them to work there and he didn't wanna explain it to him...strip club managers can be shady like that sometimes. You'll get used to the nude part VERY quick, don't worry.
    Good luck!

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    Default Re: omg. i got hired!! sweeeeeeeet....

    [quote=miss milly;1057980]
    whew! so glad i get to be a stripper now instead of a wannabe jealous girl in the audience. haha! yay, for stripping! (hopefully i dont suck forever)

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    haha thats me
    i dont really have that much advice, just saying good luck!!!

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    Default Re: omg. i got hired!! sweeeeeeeet....

    Yer gonna look back and think "Gosh what the hell was I thinking?" Over SOMEthing or other you chose to do/say/dance like/where/allow in the first month or so......even with SW's help, haha, just cause we all hafta learn like that. But you will be fine, just go with the flow, and take everything in and learn from it at first. You will be fine! Congrats!

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    Hehe... this makes me think of my first time... wow...

    Congrats on getting hired! Go on youtube and search alena downs and watch her videos... shes fuckin amazing and you can learn lots from her!

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    Congratulations!! Have a blast! And Cally's got good advice: Alena Downs has some amazing videos (of her amazing moves).

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    congrats and good luck!

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    Default Re: omg. i got hired!! sweeeeeeeet....

    Congrats!
    Don't worry, lots of girls *think* their's is "ugly". Its not! And even if it were, guys don't care!
    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    Default Re: omg. i got hired!! sweeeeeeeet....

    awwwwwww...... thanks girls! you're all so sweet!

    k, im gonna be on a mission today to get alena downs u tube video's! my crappy dialup is not gonna do it. i do have the striptease workout book, the vid by pantera, and the best of burlesque (haha).

    omg, my knees are soooo bruised just from 3 min of amature night! what did i do to myself! i guess im gonna have to get leg warmers for when i start on sunday! (do most places make u start during the day shift? he also said i should work at least 3 times a week)

    anyway, thanks again ladies, you all fucking rock! xoxoxoxox!

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    Default Re: omg. i got hired!! sweeeeeeeet....

    i wonder if i got hired cuz im half-asian. i didnt see one single asian or even anything other than white at this club! its gonna be weird but kinda cool cuz im rocking the smallest boobies in the whole place! sweet. but.... what do u do if you dont really have enough boob to really stick in a guys face real well??? (34 a or aa depending on time of month) and i certainly cant pick up bills with them. HA! too bad. im not too shy about it or anything, im just noticing a slight handicap on usage i guess. hrm.

    id rather not get a boobie job just yet if i can make good money. maybe a couple years down the road if it helps tho. i really would like to have something to put in a some of those hot outfits i dont quite fit into right now. lol

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    I think half asian people are the most beautiful. I want to have a sperm donor, my friend just accused me of wanting designer kids.

    Make your money!

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