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    Default My kegelmaster2000...

    ...came with an instructional video... WTF?!!!

    Anyway, I tried starting on 1 spring but it was SOOO light... am I weird for having to start on 3 springs? There's only four!

    For people who have no effing clue what I'm talking about:

    http://www.kegelmaster2000.com/

    (PS: now I can shoot vibes literally metres away! I don't even mean to!)


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    You paid $100 for that? You didn't need to! You can do kegels on your own wherever you happen to be. I do mine in the car, when sitting at the computer, in line at the bank, whatever. No machinery necessary.

    That's not why I'm laughing though. I'm laughing because I inadverdently shoot my vibes too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post


    You paid $100 for that? You didn't need to! You can do kegels on your own wherever you happen to be. I do mine in the car, when sitting at the computer, in line at the bank, whatever. No machinery necessary.

    That's not why I'm laughing though. I'm laughing because I inadverdently shoot my vibes too.
    I do my kegels anyway... this increases the resistance so you get a much more effective work out and can be much stronger.

    It's a muscle too... you'd want weights for it just like your arms.


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    Considering what you have been doing consistently for a living (as such) for a decent length of time and considering that it involves the use of this particular muscle so frequently....................... I'm not surprised honestly.

    Maybe you'll beat Fox and Kitana ? I know Fox can shoot her vibes out of her for a decent distance. It's impressive. She does this both in solo and duo (with Kitana as the 'catcher') shows.

    Even if you couldn't shoot the vibes out too far the crowd/audience is still impressed that you can shoot the vibe out at all. They seem to get fascinated in a way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    I do my kegels anyway... this increases the resistance so you get a much more effective work out and can be much stronger.

    It's a muscle too... you'd want weights for it just like your arms.
    I wish it was so simple like a 12 step plans. To shooting objects out your vagina.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    Considering what you have been doing consistently for a living (as such) for a decent length of time and considering that it involves the use of this particular muscle so frequently....................... I'm not surprised honestly.

    Maybe you'll beat Fox and Kitana ? I know Fox can shoot her vibes out of her for a decent distance. It's impressive. She does this both in solo and duo (with Kitana as the 'catcher') shows.

    Even if you couldn't shoot the vibes out too far the crowd/audience is still impressed that you can shoot the vibe out at all. They seem to get fascinated in a way.
    Yeah I'm actually hoping to get enough control to shoot grapes out for fruit/veg shows... so I've been working out my pelvic floor insanely lately. Michael loves it. I'm going to beat everyone! I've never done anything where I didn't intend to be the best.


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    I'm going to beat everyone!
    lol!

    im so buying one of those lol.

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    does the instructional video border on porn? (husband wants to know)
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    I had a workout video (Firm or something) years ago, and there was a small segment on kegels... I'm not sure how they expected you to know what they were doing, bc all they did was use their hand in a pulling-in gesture to their hip.. it was weird. Which is what makes me wonder what in the hell is on that video!! Haha how do they SHOW kegal exercises?!

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    its a drawing like you saw in sex ed when the KM going in and out...for some reason the fact that it looks kind of like a little clamp when your sqeezing it freaks me out even though im sure it couldn't pinch anything..but still ahah.

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    Default Re: My kegelmaster2000...

    That thing's hot! I didn't even know you could buy something like that It's not enough I gotta work out the outside of my body, now I gotta work on the inside....

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