So its Friday I'm super pumped Wednesday was slammed so I just new last night was gonna be killer. I drive up and the parking lot is packed (me instant YES!) After getting ready with the cutest makeup I go for it. Every dude as soon as I sit down they say "Im broke, but I enjoy your company" So trying not to get discouraged I smile and say well I need to make money but Ill stop back bye. 2 yes only 2 people offer to buy drinks (not that Im a drinker) but at least oh 50billion ask Whats Yo Number. Finally one guy says lets dance! But just wanted to sit for 2 songs (hey im not bothered pay for sitting) And proceeded to tell me I am tooo nice to be a stripper thats why I dont make shit. Ha I usually make good money on fridays but anyway. So then on one of the last stages a guy tips me with a condom. OH BOY (as I throw it back at him) YES I always need a old fu*ked up looking condom, and yes IM SO gonna use it on you BUDDY right here in the club ACTUALLY how bout we just jump on stage together. Man what a friday $60 whole dollars not counting my $40 dollar tip out so huh $20 bucks just enough for a pack of ciggerettes and fast food. I mean Fridays are usually the nights I can put money into my savings account well not last night. So sorry just had to tell someone who might actually understand the feeling. Oh and one good thought about last night... At least no one pissed themselves on me like last Friday...
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) And proceeded to tell me I am tooo nice to be a stripper thats why I dont make shit. Ha I usually make good money on fridays but anyway. So then on one of the last stages a guy tips me with a condom. OH BOY (as I throw it back at him) YES I always need a old fu*ked up looking condom, and yes IM SO gonna use it on you BUDDY right here in the club ACTUALLY how bout we just jump on stage together. Man what a friday $60 whole dollars not counting my $40 dollar tip out so huh $20 bucks just enough for a pack of ciggerettes and fast food. I mean Fridays are usually the nights I can put money into my savings account well not last night. So sorry just had to tell someone who might actually understand the feeling. Oh and one good thought about last night... At least no one pissed themselves on me like last Friday...
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10 dollars! at least it payed for my starbucks!

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