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    this is the thread where i wanna hear all about those ohmigod, i cant believe i did that while dancing times.

    last night, i was getting sickly. i didnt want to miss the 90+ guy few bachelor parties scheduled and i wasnt sick sick just sniffly. well.. i took afrin and assumed all'd be ok. half way thru the night my eye started tearing and would not stop! so by 1 am i was sniffling every few minutes and badly needed to blow my nose. but each time i ended a dance i would get grabbed to go in vip again! so, as i never say no, i was having issues finding the time to blow my nose. i know, most ppl would start vip and then pop to bathroom for a second but i dont like doing that, i want the custy to stay longer with me so i dont leave them at all if i can help it. so i started.. blowing my nose while dancing. and then the snot just would not stop! so now i had an eye (left one) tearing and snot continually refilling my nose. sexy. so i danced and with my back to guys i'd dab my eye or blow my nose.

    every dancer or waitress, plus a few bouncers, who saw me were cracking up because, well.. i guess it was a funny sight.
    not something im all that proud of but... the money was DAMN worth it.

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    Heeeyyy!! I wanna dance from snotty nosed, watery-eyed chic!! That's hot!

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    oh baby oh baby maybe you'll get one.. haw haw haw haw (french dirty laugh).

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    Lol. Sounds sexay. Ive been there. Ive had a cold and been unable to blow my nose when its really runny..and snot dripped down, landed on his shirt... I just prayed he didnt notice.

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    lol. am i to think that snot is the only thing other dancers have been guilty of, because, well.. i may have farted on a custy before...

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    Oh, I've farted on custies before. Once or twice on accident, and I blamed it on the guy at the table next to us. OMG do you SMELL that?? Can you believe that guy??

    I've farted on PURPOSE on guys who were assholes. haha

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    I had taken some cold/allergy medicine that made my nose drip like a frickin faucet. The guy I had in vip kept trying to bite my nipples - I actually put my hand around his throat to pin him against the couch a few times. He was pissing me off so I did the breathing on his neck thing & wiped my nose on the collar of his shirt. He had no idea.

    A few times when I'm sitting on a guy's lap doing a dance I'll reach back to touch his neck & have (lightly) punched a few guys on accident. Oh well, they shouldn't have moved.

    Once when I took my dress off I tried to be cool & flip it off my foot & catch it in the air. Didn't work out so well. It flew about 5 feet & landed on a lower level. Luckily a girl was walking by and handed it back up to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    lol. am i to think that snot is the only thing other dancers have been guilty of, because, well.. i may have farted on a custy before...
    I've done this, I was sitting on my regulars lap the other week and I told him my tummy hurt earlier in the night so he knew I wasn't feeling a-ok. Then I felt it coming and I tried really hard to hold it back and I farted and it wasn't one of those poof ones it was one with phucking shock waves! He had to have noticed since it was right on his leg but luckily he's a sweet man and didn't say anything.

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    I've wiped my nose on a few custies sleeves or collars before when having real bad allergy attacks and them being kind of rude. Never farted on a custy though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn View Post
    I've wiped my nose on a few custies sleeves or collars before when having real bad allergy attacks and them being kind of rude. Never farted on a custy though.
    yeah I was waiting for someone to say that
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    one time i heard a girl next to me burp in a guy's face, and then try to apologize for it. he ended their VIP right then and there and she was stammering like im so so sorry i just had Mexican for dinner! i guess it smelled bad? made me laugh tho..

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    I got my hair all caught up in a custy classes once yhea that was embarrsing as hell but he laughed and it was cool.

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    One of my friends from work says if a guy is mean to her or w/e she picks a boogey and puts it on him! That's just eugh but the guys she told me about who were mean to her deserved it.

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    I sneezed (a really wet one) all over a guy once... and got my hair and navel ring snagged in another guy's shirt. Painful AND unsexy. At least sneezy guy deserved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I sneezed (a really wet one) all over a guy once... and got my hair and navel ring snagged in another guy's shirt. Painful AND unsexy. At least sneezy guy deserved it.
    haha I just imagined you sneezing then goes "Oh I'm sorry I must be allergic to you!!" Maybe not the best hustle, but it would be damn funny.
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    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    Dabbing my vag with a napkin to check if my period had started. I'm classy like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NatalieFRPhilly View Post
    Then I felt it coming and I tried really hard to hold it back and I farted and it wasn't one of those poof ones it was one with phucking shock waves



    And Bridgette, you're so evil-but in a good way! Oh, you wanna touch my what??? PPPFFFFFFFFTTTT..

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    My second lap dance ever, I tried to do this sexy little twist thing, but my foot came out from under me - - - and I totally kneed the guy in the balls. Hard. Really hard.

    I thought it was funny. But he didn't. Oops!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    My second lap dance ever, I tried to do this sexy little twist thing, but my foot came out from under me - - - and I totally kneed the guy in the balls. Hard. Really hard.

    I thought it was funny. But he didn't. Oops!
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    Sometimes my BFF and I would go out of town and work just to pay for the trip..kinda like a mini vacation, but not coming out of pocket...So we decided to go across to FL's east coast and hit Cocoa Beach and see some friends who surf professionally. We surfed all day and worked at Lido's at night.

    It was awesome till I was leaning over a guy and my nose ran literally like a faucet! No one told me about SURFER'S DRIP! OMIGOSH....It didnt really drip as much as it LEAKED...lol...totally down the front of his shirt and he ended our dance right there.

    I even asked for a tip (Seriously?!)

    hahahahaah

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrayStripper View Post
    Dabbing my vag with a napkin to check if my period had started. I'm classy like that.
    Oh my God!!! That's too crazy, this was while you were giving a dance!?!?! No way, that's so funny...

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    I was dancing for this guy and I had a huge gooey discharge and it was basically the consistency of that magazine glue. it hung for a while before getting stuck to his pants and falling off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    Oh, I've farted on custies before. Once or twice on accident, and I blamed it on the guy at the table next to us. OMG do you SMELL that?? Can you believe that guy?? ...

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    Oh, I just remembered the time I wore a little necklace with a pendant that had curly metal decorations thingies on it, and I did that thing where you put your neck on the guys crotch and hum, and my necklace got friggin caught. I was stuck with my face pratically straight between this guys legs for about a whole minute, and had to mess with the front of his pants to get the stupid thing unstuck. That looked reeeealy good. He was with a big group of guys though, and they all knew what happened, so they just laughed for a minute and then they all got dances from me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn View Post
    they all got dances from me.
    I bet they were hoping your get stuck between their legs too. derrty derrty mensies. haha
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
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