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    So me, my bf, and our friend were watching Night at the Roxbury while stoned the other day, when we heard the funniest sentence ever. In the scene where a bouncer throws the two guys out of a club, he is SUPPOSED to say "suck my dick, bitch".

    But the glorious FCC invented a much funnier way to cuss someone out.

    Now we've all vowed to tell at least one wiatch in life to bite our crusts.

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    LOL!

    Who comes up with that stuff?! I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that FCC office.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    LOL!

    Who comes up with that stuff?! I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that FCC office.
    Word. I absolutely love the digitally-imposed brassieres in Showgirls. So sexxxay.

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    What morons...
    I hate censors.

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    ^^^You even hated the part in Total Recall when Arnold's lips says "Bullshit" but his awesome, way-too-fake-accent said "Baloney?" 'Cause I loved it, in its own special way.

    Tee hee, bite my crust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    ^^^You even hated the part in Total Recall when Arnold's lips says "Bullshit" but his awesome, way-too-fake-accent said "Baloney?" 'Cause I loved it, in its own special way.

    Tee hee, bite my crust.
    Haha well it IS entertaining.. I guess hate is a strong word.

    I can't wait to tell someone to bite my crust..

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    Wow, just when I thought the FCC couldn't get any dumber...

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    How does the FCC decide it is OK to let us see...
    Murders
    Rapes
    Stabbings
    Drug use
    Spousal abuse
    violence
    But it has to protect us from the word “Dick”

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    ^ Really makes you wonder where exactly the moral center of America's tootsie pop is, huh?



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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    Haha well it IS entertaining.. I guess hate is a strong word.
    It certainly is. It probably needs to be censored. Your substitution choices are:

    hug

    ham salad

    horny toad

    hula hoop

    harengiform

    Haiti

    hairnet

    halitosis

    half-and-half.

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    ^^ ^^

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    It's not the FCC coming up with the substitutions. They decide what you can't say, but the movie distributors are the ones who create the edited versions.

    The FCC can totally bite my crust though.

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    Youre all mother lovers who can bite my crust. Hehehehe
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    So me, my bf, and our friend were watching Night at the Roxbury while stoned the other day, when we heard the funniest sentence ever. In the scene where a bouncer throws the two guys out of a club, he is SUPPOSED to say "suck my dick, bitch".

    But the glorious FCC invented a much funnier way to cuss someone out.

    Now we've all vowed to tell at least one wiatch in life to bite our crusts.

    This just illustrates the reality that NO movie worth seeing in the theatres or on DVD is worth watching on regular television.

    Ever watch Blazing Saddles on regular TV? Its so chopped up and censored that its inherently unwatchable.

    I saw "The Breakfast Club" in the movies when it came out in the 80s (yeah, I was in High School. Im old). The part where John Bender screams "Fuck You!" when the Principle leaves him translated to "You suck" on regular TV. It couldnt have looked more hacked and stupid.

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    I once saw "Repo Man" on normal tv, and they substituted "melon farmer" for "mother fucker". That was one of my favorite terms for quite some time afterwards. Oh, and that big scene in Breakfast Club where Claire is spilling her guts and Bender goes "YOU ARE A BITCH!!", they changed it to "Brat". It was nowhere near as effective.

    You wiatches can all bite my melonfarmin' crust.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Word. I absolutely love the digitally-imposed brassieres in Showgirls. So sexxxay.
    It's on VH1 right now!!

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    Or when they block out the nipples with nude colored blur.
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    that's your flaw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laylas View Post
    It's on VH1 right now!!
    Hellbuckets! I missed the brassieres!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post

    You wiatches can all bite my melonfarmin' crust.
    Oh god....can't....stop....laughing....
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Default Re: Bite on my crust, wiatch!

    Haha, on Liar Liar when they are in the trial and the guy the girl had an affair with is supposed to yell "Alright, I fucked her brains out!!!!" He yells "Alright, I kissed her brains out!!!!!!!!!!"

    Haha. It kills me every time.

    The breakfast club is the best example of bad editing.

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