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    Does anyone else get these random insults? Im 20 Years old and we have a lot of older men come into the club.and I get the "You look young enough to be my daughter"Line I always find this is like a deterrent sorta like the "I dont do lapdances" line. But how do i combat it? Any Ideas would be great cos im sick of hearing it. sorry if this is in the wrong section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by as_intended View Post
    and I get the "You look young enough to be my daughter"
    I wrap my arms around them and with a devilish grin I say, "ooh so that means I can call you DADDY too then huh"

    That puts men at ease to know that their age is not a factor to me. That line automatically is a selling point, and I've never had a guy (who used the daughter line) not get a dance/vip from me after I gave my line...







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    I have never got that line before but dont take it as an insult. I dont do well with older men anyway so I tend to try to sell dances to younger guys.

    As for the "I don't get dances" whenever I get that I cut them off mid-sentence with "Check ya" or "your loss" or I just get up and walk off. I find that gets them.

    We had a wanker in the other night who said he used to be part of this Australian male stripping group called MANPOWER. who gives a shit?
    Anyway I asked him if he wanted a dance - he had bought me a drink and my regular walked in so i wanted to hurry him up and move on to the regular. He said "I don't get dances baby" and I said "Oh well too bad, Ill move on to a paying customer then" and walked off. He got up and left the club - LOSER.

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    I dont even think i look THAT young but when an old guy uses that line, i kinda freeze up i dont wanna make the guy feel like a pedo. I dont know its a really hard line for me :S
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    ^^Girl, I'm telling you my line WORKS!







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    (*Blush*) "I'm sooo flattered! People NEVER guess my real age..."

    (Zero in on him.) "I'm sure I don't look anything like her, though?" Make or break challenge.

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    Really? Wow, thanks! *giggle* I'm really just well preserved though!



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    Ugh.... I've been getting this SOOOOOOOOO much! "You're young enough to be my daughter-what are you doing in a place like this?" "having fun, same as you..."

    "what, are you 19? 20? My daughters already older than you" and what am I supposed to say?

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    "well i always thought men liked younger women!"
    "*giggle* well we don't have to think about that. think about these *boob jiggle*"

    Love it!

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    Some older guys just get a little skeeved out looking at such young girls like that. Nothing you can do about it really, best to just move on to the ones who LIKE young girls. For every older dude who prefers "older" chics, there's at least one who prefers younger ones. I sometimes get guys who say stuff like "oh thank god you're here! that girl was just too young!" LOL - obviously they aren't aware how that sounds but I know they mean it as a good thing so I just giggle and go with it

    Some older guys still get a little weirded out with me, saying I'm "too young". I ask them "hey since when is 33 too young??" And they almost always warm up very quickly. "Really? Wow you look great I thought you were 20-something!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    I wrap my arms around them and with a devilish grin I say, "ooh so that means I can call you DADDY too then huh"...
    Very cute, and sexy.. haha

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    a bit off topic, but not so much.

    when i was younger i was in girl scouts. my mom led the troop along with this other lady named kathy. she has daughters my age, and i never thought her to be the wild type.

    i was at work last december, and she tipped me on stage and instantly i said "is your name kathy??" and she said "fuck, you dont know me, ok?" and i was like, "do you know who i am??". of course she said no, so i had to refresh her mind. she invited me to sit with her man and her, i said okay because after all, this woman and my mother were friends!

    she then tells me she wants a dance, i don't mind it, because i figure shes just being nice, trying to turn her man on, whatever. well, during the dance she tries to get frisky with me, trying to suck my tits and put her fingers certain places...

    i felt so weird after that because fuck, she knew me when i was 7!!! then there she was lusting after me.

    gross.

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    ^ Wow. That's just not right.
    The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubblegum

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    Corgan---dear god! That is disgusting. Ewww!

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    oh yes, i know.

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    Damn Corgan that's just creepy!!

    And to the OP I just say "babydoll - I just use really expensive face cream!! I'm really 57" wink and smile and act cute and bubbly. They'll laugh and get over it, imo.
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    I had a guy the other night tell me I looked just like his 19 y/o daughter, and now he wanted to go home and *spank her*! It was the sickest thing in the world. I excused myself and stayed away from him the rest of the night.


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    ^^^ eeewie poo, yuck yuck. Its one thing to say you look young, and that you could be their daughter, but thats just sick. poor daughter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    ...she tries to get frisky with me, trying to suck my tits and put her fingers certain places...i felt so weird after that because fuck, she knew me when i was 7!!! then there she was lusting after me...
    um, EW EW EW
    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeSky View Post
    ..I had a guy the other night tell me I looked just like his 19 y/o daughter, and now he wanted to go home and *spank her*...
    EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW........

    Is there a "Grossest/perviest thing a customer's ever said to you" thread.. or do I need to start one haha

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    I think i just threw up a little with that last quote. there are some sick freaks around. Yuck..... like really ill-making.
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    At least you are not old enough to be his mother.

    Corgan, that is the most disturbing stripping story in the whole wide world. Did she at least make a joke about selling your cookie?

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    ^agreed, that was the most disturbing thing in the whole world!

    when boundaries get crossed, i freak, so i can only imagine how that must have felt.
    *shudder*

    Love it!

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    no, she was drunk as FUCK and could care less

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    A member posted some time ago that there was a dancer at her club whose DAD would come in once a week and GET DANCES from her.

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    ^ can we say molested, much?

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