I could never feel comfortable doing so even though its something everyone does.![]()
What about you?




I could never feel comfortable doing so even though its something everyone does.![]()
What about you?
um i have been married to my man for 8 years and been together scince I was 14. I have given birth infront of him for god sakes. hell this is tmi but he has even helped me retrive tampons after work so ya i am comfortable with it. lol. Now custys at work no i would never pass gass infront of them but my old man hell I don't think he cares.
wait a min why are we talking about this? There was a you tube clip posted a few days ago that should be posted in this thread to it was hillarous.





I have, but I prefer not to. I'll excuse myself to my office or something lol.
Hell ya! Well, not in the very beginning of our relationship but we've been together 5 years now. I'm not about to get all cramped up just to spare his nose. Mine are silent but deadly, he has an ass trumpet!


um yeah i dont care.
All the time, I say excuse me though. We actually get into arguments about this I say, "I don't care if you fart, just say "excuse me," as a sort of warning." He still hasn't learned, men...
nah..
We actually get into arguments about this I say, "I don't care if you fart, just say "excuse me," as a sort of warning."
this made me laugh for some reason...





The wife and I are approaching 15 years together in July, so...yup. In fact, we had tacos last night and I was offending even myself. At one point we were watching a movie and folding clothes (ah, domestic bliss) and I ripped one and she exclaimed "Ugh! Is something burning on the stove? Is that your ass? OMG, there is nothing right about that. You suck!" But you know, hey, it happens. I would agree it's not something I would do early in a relationship. At this point though it doesn't matter.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
Lol yea...He actually used to get mad cuz I'm not "lady-like"....What can I say...I grew up with ALL males!










I guess so, I don't really think about it. Eh, I don't think it is such a big deal.
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
Boy and I rip around each other, but we have a system of decency. The farter (or "offender") must call "safety" after polluting the room. If the bystander (or "victim") calls "doorknob" before the farter calls "safety," the bystander may then beat the everlovin shit out of the farter until said farter may reach a doorknob and hit it with an extremity.





absolutely ! In fact, we have contests to see who can fart the loudest and the longest !
Three years together, and yes. I find farts hilarious, but he does not, so I try to keep immature giggling to a minimum. Can't help it, I've got brothers!
We do say "excuse me," or "sorry," and open a window or something.
Absolutely. We've been together for 3 years and married for about 5 months, I've got nothing to hide![]()
The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubblegum
I was once told girls dont fart, they poot and have adopted that term. I do poot infront of my bf and really infront of anyone tho, mine dont make noise usually and generally dont smell like anything unless I'm sick or I mix foods that I dont usually mix. My one friend will not fart in front of anyone, I think she probably is uncomfortable farting by herself. She says that when girls fart it smells like roses. Once a bottle of rose oil broke and it filled the room somoene turned to her and goes "man - you really let that one rip!!"
My boyfriend started farting in front of me really early on (loud and obnoxious like with no shame), we are about to hit 4 months and i've just started being comfortable enough to fart and poop at his house. lol comfortable to the point that i'll tell him if i pooped that day and he will high 5 me...hahaha we are sooooo wierd. But thats better then being constipated and uncomfy that is for sure.
All the time, I can't help it with this damn IBS! But he more than makes up for my gas, his are bad too. Eh, it's just gas. Now I think belching is hilarious, and he doesn't so much![]()
No, I'm not into farting around people.





DUDE! We used to play "doorknob" all the time! So much so that my old roomie kept a doorknob in his glove compartment for vehicular emergencies. I always assumed it was just a Florida thing. Where did you grow up? Ah, doorknob. That brings back some memories. We had one roomie who farted all the time. At one point we had to remove a hallway door to get a new washing machine in. Being lazy 18 year-olds, we didn't put it back, so it was leaning against the wall. This guy used to do this casual stretch, rip one, and then reach over and touch the doorknob since it was right by the couch. Well one day we had enough. We moved the door while he was asleep. He woke up, we were all in the living room, waiting. He tried it about 5 minutes later, realized there was no door, screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!!" as like 4 of us piled on and pummeled him mercilessly til he managed to crawl to his bedroom door. Good times.![]()
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.





Yes no problems with either of us when she farts I usually say " what honey I didnt catch that " .
Hell yeah I do. Bf just LOOOOVVEEES me for it![]()
I believe you Dottie and you have my support



yepperz, he laughs when I pass teh gas![]()
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