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    Fucking funny

    I was searching for an image of some sort and came across this website.. Scroll down a little farther and you'll see what I mean

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DN
    The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubblegum

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    LMAO. wtf is she doing licking feet...haha.

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    Thats pretty fucking bad. Damn, make the rest of us look like sloppy drunk coke whores doesnt she?

    Let this be a lesson to newbies and other dancers...dont show up to your gig coked out of your mind with a 1/2 bottle of rum in your gut. It'll show up on the internet and that'll suck more than the whole night itself.
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    I am going to go wash my eyes with baking soda! Damn.

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    Hahahahahahaha!!

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    I'm loving the restaurant menus as tips in her thong!
    The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubblegum

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    ^^^That made me crack up hysterically. The take-out menus as tips was pure genius. I also like the pic of the two guys making "EWWWW" faces.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    OMG...that was too funny!





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    That makes me want to run an extra couple miles every day to make sure I'll never look like that at a gig...BLEH!!!

    A lot of agencies pull the "bait and switch" because most customers just pay for the "talent"...IMO the standards should be kept high so the hardworking girls are rewarded for staying hot...

    IMO "she's" a trannie! "It's a MAN, baby!"

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    that was gross!!! and they paid 185 per half hour for HER??????????? ewwwww

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    That website was SOOO false advertising. Fuck, most of those girls are the lingerie's MODELS.


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    Hahahahaha.

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    woooowww.
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    Yeah, like LM said, the "ad" for the stripper site looked like nothing but shots from the Flirt catalog.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    wowww. hilarious. but wow. when my exbf's best friend had his bachelor party, they "ordered strippers" and i told them that they would not be attracitve for the price they were paying.. in the end the strippers never showed to they went to a club downtown. pretty funny tough, telling them that the girls would be lacking teeth
    Last edited by Chrissy68; 05-04-2007 at 01:00 AM.

    Love it!

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    You want to be cheap - you get cheap. Why don't guys understand this concept with booking private parties ?!?! It's my major gripe when guys want to be cheap about booking strippers etc for a private party. Don't they realise you get what you paid (or didn't) pay for ???

    OH.. this has been posted somewhere else on here I think as I already viewed it.


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    Um...... yea. I would freak out if that chick tried to lick me. That's also why I would never order my stripper over the internet.

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    hahaha. im envisioning this girl as the girl who was fired in "a girl got fired at my club for being fat" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    That website was SOOO false advertising. Fuck, most of those girls are the lingerie's MODELS.
    Unsurprisingly I noticed that right off the bat! lol
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