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    Default Re: Exotic Dancer Barbie!

    that one is good but this one has always been one of my faves:


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    ^^ omg that's hilarious!!

    Is there a whole series of sluttish barbies?!

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    oh yeaaaaaaaaahhhh I'll see if I can find a link...


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    Default Re: Exotic Dancer Barbie!

    or better yet, let's take the quiz!





    My Results:





    Sorority Slut Barbie

    You're the Tri Sigma whore that every frat loser knows by name. You love your hot pink tube top and your blonde streaks glow in the blacklight at all the frat parties. Chances are you've been on Girls Gone Wild at least once.


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    ^^^ that link just sends you to the pic of the sorority slut...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
    I just got hollered at by a CUTE guy, at dusk, in my car, in gym attire and hair. Word?
    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    haha cute.


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    this one cracks me up too:


    I know I've seen a page with a whole bunch of different ones on it but I can't find it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roulette View Post
    ^^^ that link just sends you to the pic of the sorority slut...
    Nah I tried multiple times cuz I wanted to see other ones, I got the sorority slut, too in the quiz, but here's the rest:


    Goth Barbie You spend hours making yourself look dead and listen to way too much Marilyn Manson. You don't think anyone understands you and you're always running out of black nail polish.



    Gangsta Bitch Barbie You're an aspiring rapper who stands by your homies. You won't hesitate to beat down anyone who gets in your way and your best friend is your Glock.




    Transgender Barbie You're a little confused, but that's not gonna stop you from saving up for your sex change. You like to party and make single, young men extremely uncomfortable.


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    hahahahaha oh man my friend was given trailer trash Darbie and Ken!! they both have a beer stuck in one hand and a smoke in their mouth or hand I cant remember. She has a kid attached to her hip and is preggers and they have a button to make them talk. They're freakin funny!

    Edit: OOOOOOOH I didnt realize you had to do it over and over agian!!
    Editx2: no no I was right the first link wasnt the one to the test, but its fixed now!
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    I heard there was a pregnant barbie on the market a few years ago, but they took her off the market because she didn't have a wedding band on her finger. Could just be urban legend, but I thought that was stupid.. I guess I should check out Snopes for that..

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    a TALKING trailer trash barbie and ken? What did they say??? I think the preggers barbie was real...don't know about the ring thing tho.

    Check out this one I just found...there's tons of good ones all over google:


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    next time I see her I'll find out and get back to you... something about a double wide I think and I think they both burp.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
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    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    Ahahaha no matter which answers i pick the quiz says that i'm the slutty barbie. Ahhh omniscient all-seeing quiz..almighty one...HOW DO YOU KNOW???
    Emiliana



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    it keeps saying I'm exotic dancer barbie.
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    Picaresque is the shit, I loooooves her!!!

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    Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?

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    Lactating Barbie

    Your baby's daddy owes you child support and you're always just waiting on that next welfare check. Good thing you've still got your job at the Cinnabon.
    Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    I heard there was a pregnant barbie on the market a few years ago, but they took her off the market because she didn't have a wedding band on her finger. Could just be urban legend, but I thought that was stupid.. I guess I should check out Snopes for that..
    Yes there was! I babysat some little brat who had one. It wasn't actually Barbie but rather her friend "Midge." She was basically a regular doll who had a plastic belly attachment (like a little dome) that was held on with a magnet and had just enough room to squeeze the little baby doll in there

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    ^^So a baby fit in there and she GAVE BIRTH?! hahaha .. man I was so excited when my barbies could bend their knees!!

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    Dammit I keep ending up as Exotic Dancer Barbie in that quiz! I guess it was meant to be...

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    Default Re: Exotic Dancer Barbie!

    [QUOTE=PrettyCurlieQ;1063962]Nah I tried multiple times cuz I wanted to see other ones, I got the sorority slut, too in the quiz, but here's the rest:




    Gangsta Bitch Barbie You're an aspiring rapper who stands by your homies. You won't hesitate to beat down anyone who gets in your way and your best friend is your Glock.




    But that is a Beretta

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    But that is a Beretta
    hahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska View Post
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    Awww man!Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?

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    Sorority Slut Barbie

    You're the Tri Sigma whore that every frat loser knows by name. You love your hot pink tube top and your blonde streaks glow in the blacklight at all the frat parties. Chances are you've been on Girls Gone Wild at least once.
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    aw the link doesnt work for meee!
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    Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?

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    Exotic Dancer Barbie

    You love to dance...naked. Too bad your always coming home all sweaty with pole burn. Hey, at least you're raking in the dough.

    changed an answer and got sorority slut barbie lol... i like the first one better

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