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    Default The worst club you've ever seen?

    I checked out a dive club yesterday, and someone needs to call OSHA. The girls get dressed in the kitchen, there's feces all over the ladies bathroom (I'd hate to see the mens room!) the poles were very low - like maybe 5'8 and skinny, there was nothing I could do on them and the stage was raised up so high I kept hitting my head on the ceiling! The lap dances were done in this lame open room with one long ragged booth on each wall where the guy I danced for could see another girl getting grabbed all over when I don't allow touching. Maybe the Vu isn't so bad...
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    Back when I was a SC DJ, there was (dunno if it's still around) a club up in the tri-city area (Albany-Schenectady-Troy) of New York that was SCARY.

    It was a house up on a small mountain-ish thing.... you walk in and a 400lb woman was bartending. I think she was the owner. It's a nude bar, so juice and soda only... 2 drink minimum (so not worth it)...

    They had 3 girls dancing all week. All day/night, for the whole week. They were 3's, tops.

    The stage was some planks of wood surrounded by folding chairs.

    The dressing room was a trailer. It was across the parking lot. So gals had to walk... ALONE... across a gravel parking lot... even in the winter!

    They asked me if I wanted to work there. I nearly choked on my overpriced soda.

    I think the place was called the Pink Lady or something like that.
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    OMG, lol!
    The worst Ive seen is was in Brisbane and it wasnt as bad as the OP, well no faeces at least ha.
    Girls shooting up in the club, dirty syringes in the toilets and changing room. Girls sucking cock and doing sex outside in the car park, girls on the nod inside the club. Sleezy club owner. Club that hadnt been renovated for god knows how many decades, I suspect it had the original carpet too... people used to say "keep off the carpet, things live in it!" The lap dance area just had a bunch of beaten up old couches worn away fabric with the inner foam hanging out.
    Club got busted for prostitution a few years ago, how it managed to stay open so long I dont know given how strict things are in Qld!

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    Oh wow. I can't even comment b/c the worst place I've seen doesn't even compare! I won't even step foot in a club that is that awful.

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    These sorta clubs are great for when you want to remind yourself that where you work could be SO much worse...
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    ^^^Those sorta clubs are great for pretty girls who wanna bank fast with hardly any hustle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin View Post
    ^^^Those sorta clubs are great for pretty girls who wanna bank fast with hardly any hustle.
    fraid not, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherry_sin View Post
    ^^^Those sorta clubs are great for pretty girls who wanna bank fast with hardly any hustle.
    Sadly no.... when 'hot' girls go to work in those clubs they dont make any money because guys get intimidated by them.

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    ^^^And because addicts will undercut a lap dance to do sex.

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    ^^ come on now i was trying to be nice

    but yea.... unless said hot girl is running around screaming she'll let guys fuck her ass for $10... she aint makin money..

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    Come on, a pretty girl is a pretty girl. I know what Cherrysin is saying. But I think it works in dive clubs - not extra ridden prostitution fronts. I've been the pretty girl in a dive before and guys love it, they tipped like they couldn't tip fast enough.
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    Maybe im just one of the ugly girls then... because i've worked in a lot of dive bars and I couldnt sell a dance if my life depended on it.

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    Worst club I've ever seen was in a resort town in mexico. Walked in with some friends, and the manager decided to take us on a tour of the club. He took us upstairs and showed us the "dance rooms" and said "$50 for blow yob, $100 for whatever," I was in shock, but we didn't leave.

    So downstairs we went, and ordered the worst tasting margaritas I've ever had, and waited for anyone to get on the stage. No one ever did, but there were plenty of girls there standing around at the bar. Most with the worst ass implants I've ever seen. All lumpy and disproportionate.

    Eventually, three girls came over, and sat down with us, and we did tip them for their time, but when we said we had no interest in getting sexual with them, they just got up and left, and the manager came over and asked us to leave.
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    Those clubs sound so disgusting. No thanks!
    The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubblegum

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    pink pony in daytona beach. Rats run across your feet when your sitting with a customer. Rats eat your shirts/bras/undies whatever in your locker. The water in the back comes out a green ish color. The manager will fire you after a month if you dont fuck him. The girls are all drugged out and take turns fucking a custie, "girl im tired finish him off" *diff girl jumps on his dick* yeah, never going back there.

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    ^^^Wow. And I thought the Glass Slipper in Boston was sleazy...private dances were no touching but enterprising girls would sit at the bar and jack customers off for $50. The interior was OK, though. They'd just renovated.

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    Cafe Erotica outside of St. Augustine, Florida. It's a truckstop. They have free showers for truckers. They serve nasty food, like a Denny's that should be shut down. The stage is a platinum stage surrounded by stools and a counter. They play porn on a big screen. There's a sex shop inside. The dances are done in privaate booths that have nasty beds made out of gym mats. There's a bar hanging from the ceiling for the girls to grab while they hump the guys.

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    Wow, I was totally gonna post the dive I used to work in, but it doesn't compare. There was rampant drug use and fugly, tweaked out girls.. but no rats, no feces, none of that.. although I did get to see a lot of blowjobs in the VIP.. that was something I could have lived without witnessing..
    I left because nobody wanted to tip me, I was the only girl who wouldn't give up her vagina for $15..

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    I don't do any extras and I make bank at the dive bars I work at.

    'Course, I work at a dive, not an out and out cathouse. I think it makes a difference. I'm talking broke-ass poor club with questionable hygiene with fat chicks and beer in mason jars, not twenty dollar handjob under the table clubs. The girls at a dive are rarely doing that stuff, they're just old or overweight and can't work a nicer club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn View Post
    Worst club I've ever seen was in a resort town in mexico. Walked in with some friends, and the manager decided to take us on a tour of the club. He took us upstairs and showed us the "dance rooms" and said "$50 for blow yob, $100 for whatever," I was in shock, but we didn't leave.

    So downstairs we went, and ordered the worst tasting margaritas I've ever had, and waited for anyone to get on the stage. No one ever did, but there were plenty of girls there standing around at the bar. Most with the worst ass implants I've ever seen. All lumpy and disproportionate.

    Eventually, three girls came over, and sat down with us, and we did tip them for their time, but when we said we had no interest in getting sexual with them, they just got up and left, and the manager came over and asked us to leave.
    Those aren't really strip clubs. They are brothels giving the appearance of being a strip club.

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    I've worked at a couple of dives that were relatively clean but their filthy parts affected me physically. Both of them in the penisula of the SF Bay Area.

    One was The Hanky Panky in Redwood City. The Mexican owner would always cook his early dinner in the club. They had kitchen but didn't sell food. They had no air conditioning and that Mexican food would make the whole club smell for hours

    Also, I worked there during the summer and being by a body of water made it humid. Again NO AIR CONDITIONER!! And because it was by a big body of water it was a breeding place for misquitoes. I was bit everywhere. Even my face, under my clothes. I had to wear insect repellant head to toe and take extra B complex (makes your blood bitter so you don't get bit as much). Our owner liked to "mind fuck" the girls and fire them every once in a while. for the smallest thing. They always got their job back. They just had to ask. Finally, (it took a while. At first he was so nice to me) it was my turn. Fine I was fired. I was drunk and angry and spoke my mind and stormed off. Damn! I left all my stuff there and had to go back the next day There was no way I was going to ask for my job back.

    The other one was Club Ante in San Mateo. This was a good money club w/ good management. It was right before I moved here and it was storming up there a lot that winter. Our club was underground and we got some nasty ceiling leaks in the club. It smelled so bad because of the mold and I ended up getting mold poisoning for around a month. It was until I moved here to LA that it cleared up.

    In Cabo San Lucas, I worked in a club in which a cockroach jumped out of my locker the first time I went to use it, bu that was the only time. Other than that, it was a decent club.

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    I banked at the worst club I've ever seen.



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    I've banked at a semi-dive club. It was more a Cheers With Tits, but it was one of the "dives" compared to the bigger clubs. Sometimes it works to be the Lone Hot Chick....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korina View Post
    I've worked at a couple of dives that were relatively clean but their filthy parts affected me physically. Both of them in the penisula of the SF Bay Area.

    One was The Hanky Panky in Redwood City. The Mexican owner would always cook his early dinner in the club. They had kitchen but didn't sell food. They had no air conditioning and that Mexican food would make the whole club smell for hours

    Also, I worked there during the summer and being by a body of water made it humid. Again NO AIR CONDITIONER!! And because it was by a big body of water it was a breeding place for misquitoes. I was bit everywhere. Even my face, under my clothes. I had to wear insect repellant head to toe and take extra B complex (makes your blood bitter so you don't get bit as much). Our owner liked to "mind fuck" the girls and fire them every once in a while. for the smallest thing. They always got their job back. They just had to ask. Finally, (it took a while. At first he was so nice to me) it was my turn. Fine I was fired. I was drunk and angry and spoke my mind and stormed off. Damn! I left all my stuff there and had to go back the next day There was no way I was going to ask for my job back.

    The other one was Club Ante in San Mateo. This was a good money club w/ good management. It was right before I moved here and it was storming up there a lot that winter. Our club was underground and we got some nasty ceiling leaks in the club. It smelled so bad because of the mold and I ended up getting mold poisoning for around a month. It was until I moved here to LA that it cleared up.

    In Cabo San Lucas, I worked in a club in which a cockroach jumped out of my locker the first time I went to use it, bu that was the only time. Other than that, it was a decent club.
    i drove by the hanky panky a few months ago and didn't dare to venture inside. club ante?!! my former dj owned that club!!!

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    I think there's a bit of difference between "dive clubs" and the "worst club you've ever seen".

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